A note of explanation. This could have been listed under Anal but is definitely Taboo. Another story, 'Experiments: (Lake Elsie)' is referred to. Of course everyone in this story is consenting and of age.
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I put the book down to rest my eyes. A nervous energy is building and I'm feeling antsy. My wife is leaving Thursday to spend two or three weeks with our daughter up in Seattle so I will have the house to myself for a few days. I close my eyes and revel in the thought of quiet aloneness.
Nope! I'm feeling horny. I want to do something, but what? I will have complete solitude so...? What...? I have some personal toys stashed in my closet I haven't use for a while. That sound possible. I'll have to wait until Thursday, but that gives me time to think about it.
I KNOW! Grabbing my tablet I look up Literotica and click on the store, then choose butt plugs. I spend an interesting half hour looking over everything listed. Yes, this is getting me going. I choose a Doc Johnson Titanmen #5 that looks interestingly intimidating. After hitting PayPal I'm done. O.K. the weekend is in 5 days, it should be here by then. I hope!
Monday evening I get a call from my oldest son. He asks if I'm going to be around Father's Day weekend. Father's Day? Forgot about that, but of course I am. Have not seen my son Jack or grandson Daniel for at least 4 years. Not that we don't get along, it's just that they live several states away and their lives are busy. I'm picking them up at the airport Thursday.
Tuesday when I get the mail there is a plain USPS box along with several other things. Crap. I forgot all about the order. However it IS good that it's here. I stash the box in my closet.
Wednesday afternoon the wife goes into town to do some shopping for her trip. Curiosity gets the best of me so I take the box from my closet to my office/den and open it up. WOW! A very interesting device. Part of it looks bigger than the soft skin penis dildo I have. I bought the dildo because it was the same size as me
O.K., so now you are going to accuse me of being weird for wanting my own dick up my butt?
Wait a second! It's YOU that's reading this right?
I also have 2 smaller butt plugs that are more for convenient stimulation than creating an event. Actually they are universal as Ann and I make use of them in various ways from time to time.
Turned on, I lubed the Titanmen and set about accomplishing ... ... ... . Whoa! Now THAT'S a butt plug.
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Thursday night all three of us were in the office/den admiring my new Surface tablet, docking station and large touch screen monitor. We were having a great time bantering and bonding, remembering old times.
At one point Jack, sitting at the computer, turned to me with the new plug in his hand and a big cat shit grin on his face.
He innocently asked, "Dad, what's this for?"
Damn! When Ann came home yesterday I had to quickly stashed it behind the screen.
Dan immediately reached out and took it from his dad saying, "Hmmm. ... ... Aw dad is this what I think it is?"
With a reddening face I said. "I don't doubt for a minute that your dad knows exactly what it is."
A bit of explaining here. Dan is going to be a Freshman this fall, so while he may be a bit naive, he's street legal. I suspect the sudden trip to visit me had something to do with the fact that UC Davis is just a couple hours drive away.
Ignoring Dan, Jack asked, "Had it long?"
"No. Just got it."
"Tried it?"
"Yup. Good. Dosen't come close to enjoying an application the real thing though."
"Wait! Wait!" Dan exclaimed, "What's going on here? You mean this goes up your butt? NO WAY!"
"You mean you've never tried putting something... well, you know, never?" Jack asked taking the plug from Dan.
"Yah, well Mike Tomlen and me used to... well you know, 'Spank the Monkey' together." Dan blurted and abruptly stopped looking sheepishly at his dad.
"Every guy has done stuff at one time or another." I said glossing over Dan's revelation. "When I was a kid it didn't take me long, after learning to 'Spank the Monkey' to learn that a bit of something in the posterior enhanced the experience."
Jack, now intrigued asked, "I always wondered what you two computer geeks were getting up to."
"No, not that much. That was a while ago and BESIDES, ... ", Dan insisted.
"Not the point." I said, "One has nothing to do with the other. We are talking about personal pleasure. Consenting adults and the right mood for the idea at hand. Not necessarily easy to organize but great results in the end if you do."
Both Jack and Dan began hilarious laughing.
Dan said, "Oh Grandpa, in the End? Really? Too Much."