"Now remember, I want this house clean by the time Regan and I get back," Hellen told her husband Rex and her son Ryan. "And also, don't forget to pick us up on Sunday."
"Don't worry about it," Rex said, giving his wife a kiss and his daughter a hug as they left.
Ryan stuck out his tongue at his 19-year-old sister Regan while she secretly flipped him off.
Ryan had been looking forward to this trip his mother and sister were going on for weeks. It was some female empowering bullshit seminar. Also going were his grandmother on his dad's side, Jane; a friend of his mom's named Janet who was a total MILF, and Dallas his sister's friend who was cute, but just as annoying as his sister. Ryan, who was 20, liked older women, so he had no interest in Dallas who was only 18.
Friday father and son watched all the cool movies Hellen and Regan hated. They started with Die Hard, then watched Death Proof followed that up with Death Race (with Jason Stathem not the other shitty one) and a few others.
On Saturday Ryan hung out with his friends playing video games all day, then went to a new movie that just opened up. He had no idea what his father had done.
On Sunday Ryan thought they'd clean up the house, which was a total mess, but his dad told him help do the outside chores instead.
"Isn't mom gonna be mad?" Ryan asked.
Rex said, "We do the outside, she and Regan do the inside."
"Okay. But I still think she's going to be mad," Ryan said.
After finishing their work, Rex and Ryan decided they deserved a treat and what better place for two goodlooking men to go than to Hooters?"
It was true that Ryan liked older women, but some of the waitresses at Hooters with their short shorts on and their tits spilling out over their tops made the young man horny and gave him a huge erection. He was sure his father was feeling the same way.
Rex thought he heard his phone ring, but with the football game cranked up and everyone laughing and joking with the hot waitresses he wasn't sure. Still, he felt like he was forgetting something but wasn't sure what. Before they left father and son both had to piss so they did that and then drove home.
As soon as they pulled into the driveway Rex knew what he had forgotten. Ryan was right, his wife Hellen was going to be furious with him.
After an hour of calling her husband Hellen called her mom Rose to come take them home from the airport.
"I'm so mad I can't even think about what I'm going to do to those two," Hellen said on the ride home.
"They need to be punished," Regan said.
"Oh, trust me they will be. Ryan is grounded for a month!"
"Ha ha," Regan said and clapped.
"And what about Rex?" Rose asked.
"Well, he's definitely on the couch the next few nights," Hellen said.
"I have a better idea. One that will take care of both of them, and it will be embarrassing and humiliating," Rose said. Then explained her idea to the delight of the others.
When Rex pulled into the driveway and saw his mother-in-law Rose's car, he knew he fucked up. Hellen must have called her to get them from the airport. He was in for it now.
When the two walked into the living room all six women were talking and laughing. Telling Rose about their experience at the empowering convention.
"Honey, I'm so sorry. I totally forgot," Rex said.
"I thought maybe you might, so I had Rose bring us home," Hellen said.
"And about the house...wait, did you clean up?" Rex asked, looking around.
"Of course. You know how I hate a dirty house. Especially when we have guests over."
"Yeah, but the kitchen too?" he asked poking his head in the kitchen. All the dishes were done, and everything was put away.
"Well, there's six of us, so it didn't take long," Janet, Hellen's friend said.
"Well, okay as long as you're not mad. Ryan why don't we leave them alone."
"Nonsense. You need to hear about our seminar," Hellen said.
"It's the least you can do," Jane, Rex's mother added.
"Yes. Of course," Rex said,
"But Dad," Ryan started to complain.