Nicole didn't know what to do.
Her eldest daughter Hanna had just walked in on Nicole fucking her son Liam, and had run off and locked herself in her room. Nicole had scrambled to dress up and was now standing at the bottom of the stairs with Liam.
"What are we gonna do?' asked Nicole.
"Maybe she didn't see everything?"
Nicole rolled her eyes, "I'm pretty confident she saw you creampie me. And that is something we'll have to talk about later -- you can't be cumming in me when you don't even know if I'm on the pill.
He moved closer to her and brushed his hand along her hips. "So, there is a next time?"
Nicole rolled her eyes again as she removed his hands from her body. She walked slowly up the stairs until she came to Hanna's room. It was silent inside. Nicole knocked apprehensively on the door. Nothing.
"Hanna, honey, please open the door, I can explain everything." Nothing. Nicole sighed. What was Hanna doing in there? Was she crying? Was she telling the internet about her incestuous mom? "Hanna, please, it's not what it looked like- "
The door opened, and suddenly Hanna was fuming in her face, "It's not what it looked like? Then what was it, Mom? Because to me it looked like my little brother was balls deep in you."
Nicole tried to form words but her mind was fogging up. "Uh, that is what it looked like, but I promise it's not what you think."
"Then what was happening, huh?"
"It was medicinal," Nicole blurted out before she could think. Hanna looked at her in puzzlement. If the excuse had worked for Liam, could it maybe work here too? "Yes. I had read somewhere on Facebook about... chakra sex. Uhmm, it can, uhmm, help rekindle bonds between families, and like, slow down aging by releasing toxins."
Oh God this sounded so dumb, Nicole could not believe the lines that were coming out of her mouth. "Really?" asked Hanna.
Wait, what? Nicole had never known her daughter to be the brightest crayon in the box, but there's no way this bullshit story about chakra sex sounded even mildly plausible. "Yes. That's why we were in the living room downstairs instead of in a bed up here. It like, brings us closer to the Earth's energy."
A light appeared to go on in Hanna's mind. Was she about to call Nicole out on this very obviously made up story? "Ohhh, so that's why you were on a yoga mat instead of the couch, right? To channel the Earth's energy."
Nicole blinked twice. Should she be concerned that her daughter was apparently this dumb? Well no, Nicole thought to herself. We were on the ground because we were so caught up in lust that we didn't have time to move onto a softer surface. But out loud she said, "Totally."
"So, it was not incest, it was just medicinal sex."