My wife and I went to my nephew's birthday party, ready to have a good time watching the kids tear around the house, eat a lot, and spend some time with family. While there, my wife and I announced that we were having a baby in June.
My brother-in-law, Mike, and his wife Kelly, were talking to my wife and I about how they wanted to have a baby as well. Kelly was a very pretty blonde, a bit robust, but with a nice shape. She was worried that her 'biological clock' was about to run down. Everyone told her to 'rub the mom for luck', so she obliged the assorted well-wishers.
Later, as everyone was getting ready to watch my nephew open presents, I ran into Kelly, in the kitchen. She said congratulations to me, and I thanked her. She said she wanted to rub me as well, for luck. I let her, and she rubbed my shoulder.
I joked that she was rubbing the wrong spot, meaning that she should rub my stomach. Her reaction told me that she had not taken it that way. I apologized for the misunderstanding, and slunk off to the bathroom, feeling really stupid.
I sat in the bathroom for a few minutes, trying to figure out how to get back to the party, and elude Kelly. Just then, there was a knock at the door.
When I opened the door, Kelly came in, and closed it. She said she was sorry for her reaction. I told her it was o.k. She then said she was not so much shocked, as surprised. She then approached me, and asked if it was o.k. for her to rub me.
'Sure', I said, relieved that she was not mad at me. She reached out, and began to rub my crotch.
