Totally Fake In Every Way Possible... Pure Incest Fueled Fantasy
The Grandpa Has A Big Dick 09 story connects with this one... My Mom Kelly (Porn Goddess Kelly Madison) is now dating George, The Hollywood Diner manager... And... A surprise with Max (2 Broke Girls/Kat Dennings)... She's now living with my wife Billie (Billie Eilish) and me... Hitomi (Japanese Porn Goddess Hitomi Tanaka) will also make appearances in this series from now on as well
By the way.. Spence (The King Of Queens) is still running from Otto
Now... Let's get this family fuck party started/continued.......
(Loud banging... well... sexually-heated... noises are blasting through my bedroom wall... from the left side and from across the hall too)
"Jesus..." Billie laughs. Shaking her gorgeous blonde head. "... They're both still fucking. This is like a whore house or something." Billie laughs again. Rolling over on top of me in our bed. We just got through a two hour fuck-a-thong ourselves, and now, we're chillaxin'... listening to my mom and Kaia getting pound towned as well.
Both of us are laughing and drinking beer. Riding out the post-fuck wave. Billie's came six times. I came twice. One in her ass... the other down her throat. Always awesome sex with the wifey.
"Hey, horndogs. There's so much moaning and grunting and cumming and woo-hooing in this pad, I feel like I'm staying at the Holiday Inn Express over on Hollywood Boulevard." Max being Max. I forgot to mention, I fucked Max too. Pussy, ass, and titties. Damn, she can suck some balls too. Fuck! My balls are still smiling.
Max flops down on the bed with us. Nude, and chomping hard on her gum. She belches, then chugs most of her beer, and smiles mischievously. Knowing just how much she's turning me on.
We came to an agreement recently. Well... Billie and Max did. I just went along with it cause I love fucking Max.
Max got kinda dumped by George cause he started dating my mom. Billie felt kinda bad for her, but Max handled it really, really-well. She decided she wanted to just be my girlfriend. After all the relationship drama with Boris and Vinnie and Johnny... and the many others. Hey, we were already best friends and extremely-close fuck buddies. Billie loved the idea, so she asked me. I said, sure. Hey... the more hot pussy around me 24/7... the more fun my life is. A simple equation. Ha.
So... here we are...
"Is that Spence running across the front yard?"
Billie asks. She sees what looks like my pudgy, annoying, pasty-white perv half-brother sprinting... or as close to it as Spence can actually muster... across our front yard.
I don't know, but I'm assuming it has something to do with Otto... kinda.
Otto's fucking the shit outta Kaia right now in her room, so I'm guessing Spence saw his truck outside and flew into a massive panic. Judging by the loud, girlish screams erupting from his mouth as he spastically runs across the yard, I'm guessing that I'm correct.
Billie laughs, then gets back to softly kissing me. All over my face. My neck. My chest. Oh yeah. I'm feeling so damn good.
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!"
Sounds like Kaia's having fun next door with her freaking-huge, bald biker boyfriend.
"OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! YEAH!!!
Sounds like mom's cumming again with George across the hall.
"OH GODDD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, MY BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Yep... Spence is still scared shitless of Otto. All the damn running around in fear that he's doing will maybe at least help him lose a few pounds. So, I guess there's a positive side to it... possibly. (Teasing smirk and light laugh)
A little later in the afternoon...
Things have calmed down at the house. Everybody's showered and gone to work, or stopped spastically running for their life, or whatever... except for mom and me. We're snuggling in my bed. Smiling. Smoking some good weed. Vibing perfectly, as always.
Mom snuggling is my favorite hobby. If you could snuggle in bed with my mom just one time, you would realize just how on point that I am.