Thank you for reading my story, I hope that you enjoy it. Love Mica xx, Yorkshire England.
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Simon, my brother turned up. Actually, he opened my front door and walked in unannounced.
"Hi Sis," he said as he sat on the armchair opposite me.
I had just finished a bowl of cereal and was drinking my tea. I was wearing a robe, nothing else, why should I? I had not long got up, emptied my dishwasher and was just completing breakfast, I was in no hurry to get dressed, it was the weekend, I had no plans except Netflix and chill. I always unlock my front door when I come down in the mornings, just in case.
Just in case what you may ask, I don't know, just in case. I also unlock the back door to let the cat that I do not have go out. Perhaps I ought to rethink the unlocking the front door until I am at least dressed. I adjusted my robe to ensure I was suitably covered, I may not have been when Simon walked in.
"Hi Bro." I answered.
Simon was wearing a simple button up shirt and a pair of chinos, sliders on his feet. "Bit under dressed for this time of year," I said. There was light snow falling, nothing too dramatic, nothing like the huge snowfall of a couple of weeks ago, but still snow, still wintery, and still fucking cold.
"Warm in the car and warm in here. Not going anywhere else, so, what you see is what you get, it's all I need. Don't want to get too hot and have to start shedding."
He had a point, after all I was only wearing a robe, and would probably have just put some leggings and a top on later, I too wasn't planning on going out.
"Not interrupting anything am I?" He asked, "No lover languishing in your bed sated after a hot night?"
"No, but then you may have just missed them," I answered.
"No footprints in the snow outside," he said.
"Only just started snowing here," I replied. Really, brothers can be just so annoying.
"Boy or girl?" He asked.
"Either, neither, it matters not."
"I shagged our mother last week." Well that was a change of subject.
"Fuck off," I said.
"Yeah."
"Okay, I'll bite. How did that happen?" This should be good. I had no plans to tell him I had shagged our Dad last week, that was between me and Dad, no one else needed to know, especially as I had plans for it to happen again. Due to the snow Dad probably wouldn't be going out to play golf today, so, little likelihood of him popping in, his favourite nineteenth hole as he calls me on Golf day.
"I went round, Dad was out playing golf Mum said."
'Was he really?' I mused quietly to myself.
"Mum was pottering in the kitchen, getting lunch ready I suppose, anyway, I went round to pick up my laundry. 'Do you mind if I grab a shower Mum?' I asked her, 'I can put on some of my clean clothes after and leave my dirty one here."
"And what did she say to that? 'Shall I wash your back son?'" I asked
"Don't be daft, she just said yes and to use the ensuite. My clean clothes were on their bed ready, and to just put my soiled clothes in the laundry basket. So, I went up. Sorted out some clean clothes, stripped off and put my dirty clothes in the laundry and ran the shower. Mum and Dad have the best shower, I love the needle setting, it really tickles, you know, down there."
"Oh God Simon I do not need your ablution highlights." But that was interesting, I wondered if Dad had the same experience. I might ask him.
"I was just finishing showering, rinsing off the last suds when Mum walked in."
"What? Was she dressed? Was she going to get into the shower with you?"
"What? God, yes she was dressed. She just walked in, looked at me, I was facing her, she muttered 'sorry', turned around and left the ensuite."
"So, she saw your junk then, presume you were not in the 'attaboy' state after your needle hot ablution." Well, I had to ask.
"Yes and no, sort of half mast so to speak. But yeah, she saw my pride and glory."
God, boys. It is a dick, it is not a pride and glory, it is just a dick. He pisses through it, he wanks it, probably quite often, and he shoves it in a fanny, often poorly with little care of the fanny owner's needs or wants. It is just a dick. I tutted and shook my head.
"Anyway sis, to continue. I finished rinsing and turned the shower off and squeegeed as much of the water of my body as I could and stepped out of the shower. I gave myself a quick rub with the towel to get any dregs of water off and held the towel in front of me and walked not quite naked into our parents' bedroom."
"And?"
"Well I had expected Mum to have gone back downstairs, but no, she was stood in the bedroom."
"Yes, oh stop dragging it out."
"I said, 'if you wanted to see me Mum, all you had to do was ask,' and I looked her in the eyes and dropped my towel. I was stark bollock naked in front of our Mum with a rising dick."