"How about the Algarve in Portugal?" I asked my wife, Diane.
I was sat in front of my computer, looking for a holiday for us; somewhere quiet, where we could just do what we want. Sophie was 18 due to start University this September. Danny was 18 months older and in his second year. Both kids had been doing well with their education so we decided to give them a holiday as a treat.
"There's a three bedroomed apartment in a small village called Budens. It's a small complex of four with a communal pool. Golf course next to the site, a couple of miles from the beach at another small village called Burgau."
"It sounds good," said Di as she came and sat down with me, a cup of tea for each of us.
For 42 years old, my wife was still a stunner. Yeah, a little extra weight here and there, but who hasn't at our age? Her auburn hair, hanging to just below her shoulders, had slight streaks of grey at the sides; just enough to be classed as distinguished. Unlike my own, which was fully grey now. Yes, Di had aged better than me over the years. Her 36C breasts were still soft to the feel, but stood firm and she easily got away without wearing a bra if she wanted to. She only had a slight swelling to her stomach which was the result of our two kids. Her arse was still round, smooth and firm and her vagina only needed the slightest touch for it to run with her juices.
I was getting an erection just watching her. Freshly showered, she was wearing a skimpy, thin strapped vest top; no bra, and black, lycra shorts that made it look as though she wasn't wearing underwear. She smiled at me as she caught me ogling her body. We had been married 22 years and I still couldn't get enough of her.
"I know what you're thinking," she said. "Unfortunately for you, the kids will be here in a minute and we can tell them about the holiday."
So I booked the holiday. Early flight to Faro Airport, rental car waiting, then two whole weeks of sun, sea, sand and hopefully, sex. Well, the kids are old enough to entertain themselves now and Danny can drive if they need the car.
But like all good plans, things go wrong! Sophie, unbeknown to us, had arranged for a week away with her friend, Clare; the first week of the holiday I'd just booked.
"And what about the second week?" her mother asked her.
"Can I bring Clare back here for a week?" Sophie asked. "We can ask Uncle Steven to come over each day to check on us."
Di looked at me. She knew I was aware of what her and her family were like when we first met.
"I'm ok with that, as long as your brother is," I answered.
"Ok. I'll phone him later and ask. If he's fine with it, then we are."
"Can I ask Micky to come instead?" Danny asked. "You've already booked for four."
"I don't see anything wrong in that," I said, looking at Diane. She nodded so I said to Danny, "Get Micky's parents to ring us and then I've got time to change the booking details. Don't forget I'll need his passport info."
After the kids went to their rooms, I had a quick word with Di.
"Will the girl's be OK with Steve?" I asked her.
"I'll give him the Scarborough warning about touching her or Clare when I speak to him," she said.
So, the holiday was set. Me, Di, Danny and Micky to Portugal for a fortnight; Sophie and Clare wherever they were going for a week, then back to ours and supervised by Di's brother, Steven.
It was an easy journey from the airport. We took the A22 coast road from Faro heading west. We called in at McDonalds just outside Albufeira for a McMuffin breakfast. You know the standard of McDonald's food throughout the world would be the same. Next stop was Lagos to find a supermarket to stock up on essentials; teabags, coffee, milk etc. The plan was a lazy day today to find our way around the small complex and eat out this evening in Bergau.
We arrived at the apartment mid-afternoon. It was built on a hill, which meant we entered in to the kitchen. There was also large living/dining room with a balcony looking out to the coast a couple of miles away. The three bedrooms were downstairs, all double, with a large bath/shower room. The master had its own on-suite and a king-sized bed. The floors throughout the whole apartment had been tiled to keep the living area cool.
We all unpacked and then met in the living room to discuss this evening. Diane had made us all a cup of tea and we sat on the balcony overlooking the sea a couple of miles away. We were quite high up in this little area.
"How about we all get a shower and changed and drive in to Bergau and find a restaurant?" Diane suggested.
"Ok," I said. "You and the boys go shower while I look on line for where to eat."
I found one called Restaurante Matias that had pretty good reviews. I booked on line then went to join my wife.
As I was passing Danny's room, I heard him and Micky talking.
"Your Mum's a MILF," I heard Micky say. "Can't wait to see her in a bikini. Do you think she'll go topless?"
MILF? I'll have to look that up.
"Fucking right she is," Danny replied. "I'd fuck her if she wasn't my Mum."
I thought to myself that I'd better keep a close eye on Micky over this holiday and speak to my son when we got home!