Family Affairs Ch 16

This chapter does include some male bisexual activity, if you are not wanting to read that then I suggest you move on.

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An Engaging Party

Monica and Pete had spent most of Saturday preparing for today's party, even before they had heard from Lisa that it was going to be an engagement one. This morning they had put the finishing touches to everything and were now getting themselves ready. For nudists this did not involve endless clothing changes to find the right outfit, but it did mean that they both needed to have fresh shaves, as no one wanted a 5 o'clock shadow around their genitals.

Since they had begun to shave they always did each other, making it part of their life as well as their sex life. Monica had already shaved Peter and his balls and cock were now as smooth as his chest as he was not a hairy man like his father in law, so except for the hair on his head he was bald all over. He was now giving Monica's groin his attention, using shaving gel and a razor to carefully remove the growth since the last shave.

"Can you believe our little Lisa has got engaged and looks like she is moving out too?" He asked his wife as he shaved.

"No, I thought she was going to be here for a long time still, the house will seem quite empty now."

"Yes, but look on the bright side, you have your brother back at last, and I get the impression Josh is going to be a great son in law for us."

"Judging by what I witnessed yesterday I am sure he will. That is a huge dick he has, no wonder Lisa always had a smile on her face when she got home from a date."

"So you are planning on sampling it today I assume?"

"Absolutely, and from what mum said on the phone last night it should be worth it, she wouldn't give me details but just said it would be like nothing else I have ever had."

"The rest of us guys better look out, else we will all be second class," Peter said as he wiped the remnants of the cream from around Monica's pussy, completing her shave.

"Don't you worry about that Pete, you are always my number one, always have been you know that."

Placing his mouth on her freshly shaved lips and kissing them softly, he replied, "and you are mine my love."

"No time for that darling, I have my make up to do before everyone arrives. I sent a text to everyone to make sure they are all here before Lisa and Josh arrive, so they could be arriving soon."

"Ok," Peter said reluctantly pulling his mouth away from her pussy. "But I will be back to finish this off later."

"You better be!" Monica said as she rolled off the bed and went to the bathroom to apply make up and tidy her hair.

Peter went downstairs and outside to fire up the grill ready to cook the food for everyone later.

The first to arrive were Jenny and Kev, after greeting her dad with a stroke and lick of his cock Jenny went straight upstairs to see her mum leaving Kev with Peter.

"So today's a big day Pete," Kev said using his father in laws first name as he always had done.

"Yes, this is a much bigger event than your engagement to Jenny."

"Yeah, but then we kept it all low key really, it was difficult because of my mum and dad."

"Oh, how did that go yesterday with Steve and Steph?"

"We don't know, they were going to meet for dinner last night and stay at their's but we have not heard anything from either of them today. Jenny thinks it's all ok, but I am not so sure, I thought someone would have phoned us by now."

"Well Steve and Steph will be here soon enough you can ask them yourselves."

"Yes, I suppose so. But I hear your mum and dad have converted to the lifestyle fully now?"

"Oh yes, they will be here later too, I don't know what happened to Mum, but she was incredible

other night, but Dad still needs some work I think."

"So what's it like making love to your mum?"

"Kev, I can't explain it, it's special for sure, you can ask John and Steve and I bet they will say the same."

"Well I hope they did ok with mum and dad as I really want to make love to her soon."

"What will be will be son," Peter said, "it has taken me over 25 years since I met Jenny's mum and and we had sex to making love to my mum."

"I hope I don't have to wait that long Pete, it's only been three years since I first met Jenny and then Monica a few months later, but I am so hot for my mum now I don't know how you managed to wait so long."

"It was not easy," Peter told him just as the doorbell rang twice.

"It's open!" Peter shouted towards the door, knowing that it was one of the family. The door opened and Paul and Lou walked in. "Hi Paul, hi Lou," he said to them both as they each have him a hug and a fondle.

"So you finally get the house to yourself I hear?" Paul said to his son in law.

"Yes, I was just saying to Monica earlier it's going to be strange to be here just the two of us."

"Where is that daughter of mine?" Lou asked.

"Still upstairs, Jenny went up to see her," Peter told her. Without a word Lou went upstairs too.

"What is it with women, they have to do stuff together?" Paul said. "So where's the beer Pete?"

"Come on outside there is some in the ice for you."

The two of them walked out to the back garden, which although was not as big as Paul's was still big enough to accommodate the family on various chairs and sun loungers today. Kevin was already out there drinking a beer.

"Paul I have a favour to ask," Peter said as they opened up beers for themselves.

"What's that then?"

"I wondered if you would mind doing a little speech later to welcome Josh into the family. You are the head of the family and it would seem proper coming from you. And you are so much better at that kind of stuff than me."

"I would be honoured Pete," Paul replied, "but don't let my wife hear you say I am the head of the family, I am not sure she would agree there," he added with a chuckle.

Lou had found her daughter and granddaughter in Monica's bedroom sat on the bed talking. "Grandma knows more than I do," Monica said as Lou walked in.

"More about what Monica?" Lou asked.

"About Josh's dick," Jenny said. 'Lisa has hinted to me that it is quite big."

"It's not quite big, it's massive. I have never seen one like it before."

"Oh Grandma, what did it feel like inside you?"

"Well I won't say too much, but it was the most incredible feeling I have ever had. You two are in for a big surprise, and that's Big with a capital B."

"It was not hard when I saw it and it was impressive then, so I can only imagine what it was like fully erect," Monica said.

"I doubt you will have imagined it accurately love," her mum told her. "I was still sore this morning from it, so much so your dad didn't even get his morning shag."

"Really mum? That must be a first for a long time."

"Well not really, he didn't get one last Sunday either when Steve and Steph stayed over."

"The family has got so big now, everything is changing, but I don't regret it one bit, I love everyone still," Monica said as she and her mum and daughter left the room to go downstairs.

When they arrived outside they realised that more had arrived and the garden was filling up. Peter's brother, Simon, had arrived with his mum and dad having picked them up on the way. He was talking to Steve and John whilst Steph was sat with Patti talking.

When Simon had greeted John it was the first time that a greeting from a male member of the family had felt quite like that. Normally the guys just gave a light stroke or quick squeeze of the balls, but Simon was completely different. He wrapped his hand right around John's cock and held it there for maybe 10 seconds before releasing it. John knew that Simon was gay, but there was something about that greeting that made John think that somehow Simon knew that he had a larger bisexual side than the other men in the family.

"Hello everyone!" Monica announced as she came out to the garden. "Welcome to our first full family party," she added as she put her arm around her brother and kissed him, before going on to kiss everyone else in the garden in turn, until everyone had been kissed and had either their cock or pussy stroked by her.

Lisa and Josh will be here soon so I hope you will all make him feel very welcome, I know I will," for which he she received a few cheers and laughs. "In addition they are bringing his younger sister Emma with them, now this will be a completely new experience for them so please bare that in mind if they seem a little awkward at first. Many of you will remember your first time all too well."

Peter joined his wife then saying, "I think we should also give official welcome to Bill and Patti, who are at their first family party too," he raised his glass to them in welcome.

The family settled back down to chatting amongst them selves waiting for Lisa to arrive with Josh and Emma.

The three of them were on their way over in Josh's car. Lisa could sense a lot of nervous tension in then car, as the other two had not spoken since they started driving. She had her hand resting on Josh's leg, and thought perhaps he needed to relax, so slipped her hand up under this shorts to feel his cock lying against his thigh.

"Just checking everything is in order down there," she said to try and make him smile.

"It's just fine Lisa," he told her.

"How about back there?" She asked Emma, turning around in the seat to look at her future sister in law on the back seat.

Emma looked so nervous as she said, "do you really think your family will accept us, we are so different to you all."

"Emma I know they will absolutely love you, and you know you aren't that different really. I mean you spent half the night shagging your brother. I reckon you will fit right in."

"No time to worry about that now Em, we are here and it looks like we are the last ones to arrive.," Josh said when he saw the number of cars on the drive and parked on the road.

Lisa led them into the house, not bothering to ring the bell or knock and took them straight to her room. "We can get undressed here in peace," she told them as she pulled her shorts and top off. Emma was looking out of the window that overlooked the garden and was amazed at what she saw. "Josh look at this," she said.

Josh came to join her his shirt already off, and together they looked out. Neither had seen so many naked people in one place. Emma had imagined that people would be having sex all the time, but instead these people were just sat or standing around talking to each other like any other party.

Emma looked at the different people there, a mix of ages from what she thought of as pretty old to a guy who looked the same age as her. Lisa saw her stare at John, and said, "that's my cousin John, he is not to different form you, until just over a week ago he had never been naked around others either, but look now he seems perfectly at ease. So you going to take that dress off then Emma we are ready to go down or are you going to stay staring at John?"

"Oh sorry, yes ok." Emma stuttered as she unzipped her dress and stepped out of it and lay it on Lisa's bed with her brothers clothes. The three of them walked out of the room and downstairs to meet everyone.

The greetings and congratulations seemed to go on for ever. It was just as well Lisa had told Josh and Emma about the special way the family greeted each other, and the reason why. Neither of them had ever been touched as much as they were over that 20 minutes. Ladies seems to take for ever to say congratulations to Josh, their hands holding onto his cock for a minute at least, not even letting go after they had said hello, but just holding on to it as they talked. It took all his effort not to get a hardon each time. Lisa's Uncle Simon also took a lot of interest in him, and it was not till after that she told him of his sexuality.

Everyone seemed so natural, Emma thought to herself her pussy lips were stroked by the 8th hand. No one had done anything to make her feel uncomfortable, but she was waiting to speak to John, she had seen him look at her too, and then look away. Lou saw the looks and realised these two needed an introduction, the fact that they were so close in age probably made things very different for them she thought.

"Emma, let me introduce you to my Grandson," she said taking Emma's hand and leading her over to where John was standing with Kev.

"John be a gentleman and say hello to Emma, I think you two will get on well."

"Hello Emma," John said holding out his hand to shake hers, completely forgetting everything he had learnt this week about greeting. Seeing her close up he was bowled over, she was stunning. Everything about her was gorgeous from her hair to her feet, his eyes stopping at her perfect breasts and then her strip of hair above her slit.

"John, don'tt be so rude," his Grandma admonished him, and don't stare, it's not like you haven't seen a naked woman before."

"Sorry Grandma, and sorry Emma," he finally said putting his arms out to embrace her this time. When she responded and they held each other, her tits pushed against his chest and he thought his cock was going to explode there and then. He had seen and touched many different women in the past week, but not one of them had made him feel like this, was he in love?

"You can let go now John," Emma said eventually, giving him a smile that melted him to the core.

John and Emma walked to a pair of chairs and began talking and very soon they found that they were both feeling very comfortable around each other. Lou and Steph looked over at them and Steph said, "am I about to lose my son Mum, after only just discovering him?"

"Let me tell you something Steph, when I first met you, I thought the same thing, and very nearly did. But I can tell you that even now Steven and I are as close as we were before you met him. Don't worry about John, he loves you, and he knows that you and him are a very special thing."

"Well I hope he has learnt something from my mistakes."

Pete gave Paul a nod telling him it was time for his speech. Paul clinked a couple of bottles together to catch everyone's attention.

"Family!" He started, "yes you are all family now, no one is excluded from being a part of this family if they want to be," he said looking directly at Emma, who had felt she was a little outside of the family. How did he know I felt like that? She wondered.

Paul continued, "and it is my absolute pleasure to welcome Josh into our family. I know they are not married yet, but to me that is beside the point. From now on I consider him my Grandson as I do Kevin." This caused everyone to clap their hands and Lisa to give Josh a big hug. "He has already made quite an impression on my wife, she has not stopped talking about you since yesterday Josh, so you have a reputation to maintain." Lou gave him a nudge pretending to be embarrassed, but actually the smile on her face told the real story.

"I have no doubt that you and Lisa will make a great couple, and we can all look forward to a wonderful wedding sometime. So raise your glasses with me and here's to Josh and Lisa!"

"Josh and Lisa!" Everyone else repeated.

When it settled down again, Paul continued, "now I have a couple of other announcements to make before I believe Monica has some sort of game planned. I want to invite you all to our Birthday party. It has been a long time since Lou and I have been able to have everyone together on our birthday, so this year we are going to make it extra special. You will all get invites soon enough and we are also pleased to say that Uncle Joe, my brother, and his wife Mary are going to be here too, it the first time he has been over in years, and Mary's first visit to the UK . They are coming over from Florida for a holiday which will coincide with our birthday's, so I hope you will all give them a special welcome when the arrive."

Everyone one was excited about this announcement. A party at Lou and Paul's was not to be missed and this was going to be a big one.

"Now for the bad news." He continued, "I have to go into hospital for a few days shortly, nothing to worry about just a routine op, but I am going to be fully recovered by the party don't you worry about that, but I hope as many of you as possible will be able to visit me that week, and take the pressure off Lou."

There were plenty of nods and assurances that they would be in to see him as often as they could from everyone.

"Now I will hand over to Monica."

"Thanks Dad," Monica started. "We will have to chat about this hospital thing, and why this is the first I have heard of it. Anyway now that the formalities are over the fun can begin. As there are a few new faces to our family we thought it would be good to get to know each other better. So we are going to play a game for head names. For those of you who don't know it, in this bowl are post its with a word written on it, either a food sorry a celeb. Each of you will pull one out at random and stick it to your head. You then have to find out who or what you are by asking questions. None of which is not allowed to be who am I. Yes Simon I am looking at you!"

Simon did his campest voice saying, "who me darling?"

"Yes you! Once you know who you are then you have to find your partner, so for example, fish will have to find chips. When we all have our partners we will move onto the next part.

She then moved around the group with the bowl until everyone had a post it on their forehead. "Ok let's start!" She said.

John went straight to Emma and saw she had vinegar written on hers, so he asked, "am I a food?"

"Yes," she said.

"Oh great I am in with a chance" he said.

"Do I go with chips?" Yes was her reply again.

"So am I salt?"

"Sorry John no you are not, does that mean I am vinegar?"

"Yes you are, you need to find salt I guess."

"And here I am," said Bill showing his post it to Emma.

"Sorry John, but it looks like I have a partner, I suggest you look for another."

"Ok, I'll see you later though," John said as he went off to look for his partner.

He went to his mum but found her partnered with his dad, "how did that happen you two, I thought you were supposed to meet someone else."

"I don't know John, luck of the draw I guess."

"Where's my fish? He heard Peter calling and it was then he realised that everyone else had found their other half and were settling down. He had not even though that he could end up with a guy, but looking at Peter he realised they were the last two.

"Looks like it's you and me John," Peter said as they sat down at the table.

"Ok, well done everyone," Monica said, looking very pleased as she was flanked by Kev and Josh. When she saw the look of everyone else, she said, "there is an odd number of us, had to be a threesome somewhere."

There were jeers of fix but only in fun.

"Now on your sticker is a number, I have a list here of those numbers as what you and your partner are to do. And yes in front of everyone else of course."

"Monica, you have such a wicked warped mind where do you get these ideas from?" Lou asked her daughter.

"I don't know mum, just comes to me," she said with a grin. "So who has number 1?"

Steph and Steve put their hands up.

"Oh you two will love this, you have the most honoured part. You two are responsible for cleaning up any cum after the other couples have finished."

"So basically we are the family vacuums?" Steve said.

"Pretty much, and your first clean up will be after this , who has 2?"

Paul and Simon stood up. "That's us Monica."

"Perfect. You are to wank each other so I suggest Steve and Steph get on their knees infront of you so you can cum over them."

After a bit of sorting out Paul and Simon faced each other whilst the other two got on their knees one on each side, ready to receive the spunk when it happened. Simon was first to get going, his hand wrapped around Paul's cock and bringing it to hardness. Paul looked down at his son and daughter in law waiting patiently and knew just where he was going to shoot when he did. He took hold of Simon's dick which was already erect and began stroking in time. Simon kept pushing his cock against Paul's as they wanked each other as if they were sword fighting. It was not the first time they had done this to each other of course but was certainly the most public display they had given and the rest of the family watched waiting to see who would cum first.