"It's not stalking if we just end up at the same coffee shop every day." I say defensively.
Joannie looks at me through the last treads of steam rising from her paper cup.
"The look I catch on your face when you see her says, ... STALKING,' she teases, "why don't you just go introduce yourself?"
"Come with me."
"What, and vouch for you?" she laughs.
"Um, yeah ... Hi there," she continues, "excuse me, can I introduce you to Randy?"
"My friends all say he's a great fuck, you should go out with him."
"How would you know?" again, defensively.
"Girls talk ya know." she snorts.
"What the hell's that supposed to mean?"
"It means, you're a fucking horn dog and all you want from a woman is her pussy!" she says.
"You've fucked practically every friend I've ever introduced you to."
"Just the women."
"Fuck you ... you're an idiot." She turns away.
"If you weren't my brother, I wouldn't even be sitting here talking to you."
"If I weren't your brother, I would have fucked you by now."
"Hmmm," she says, sort of thoughtfully, "... yeahhh."
It's weird how conversations go on and on, sometimes repeating themselves but you don't really listen to yourself, let alone the other person.
My gaze went from the target at the counter to my sister, back to the counter and then a flush hit me right in the gut as my eyes traced back to my sister and I saw her in a way I never thought would even begin to penetrate my brain.
"No way!" I said it out loud.
"What." Joannie said flatly, not a question.
"Nothing," I look away, "just thinking."
Holy shit, was I thinking ... but what was I thinking? Stop that shit right now ... jeezes.
I couldn't resist, so I looked again ... I looked at my sister. A flush of heat coursed through my body that I don't think I've ever felt before. I quickly turned my head away again ... and down.
"You're blushing," she was incredulous, "this girl has you that hot?"
Yeah, this girl. I let my mind skim that thought.
I can't believe it ... but that thought was in there.
"C'mon, drop me off at Moms." she says, standing and draining the last from her cup.
Driving and thinking about my sister. My big sister ... hmmm, my sister.
Now, my sister Joannie, is 24, got married in college and was thankfully divorced from the asshole already. She had a Degree in Bio-some shit and was a researcher, who for some reason had most of the summer off. She seemed to make a lot of money and was by anyone's account ... a drop-dead hottie. I mean this woman was a blonde, girl next door, curvaceous piece of ass and I would knock the teeth out of anyone who described her that way ...
... since I'm her little brother ... you know ... family ... and ... protective.
Oh, fuck me, what is going on here?
Thankfully, the drive to Mom's was short.
"Come say Hi to Mom before you run." Joannie coaxed.
We go into the house, Joannie calling out for Mom, without a response as we continue through the great room to find her out back at the side of the pool in a lounge chair; having an orange juice, reading a book and enjoying the warm morning sun.
"Hi Mom." me, cheerily.
She looks up from her book.
"Hi, my Sweeties." she always smiles. "What are you two up to?"
"Randy's going to work and you're taking me shopping and to lunch, remember? Joanne teases.
"Ah yes, I'm taking you shopping," Mom quips, "but it's not even Nine O'clock yet, Dear."
"I know. I thought I'd spend the morning getting some sun with you." Joannie says. "I figured you might be out here already. Randy and I just had a coffee."
I'm standing by the pool, ready to say my goodbyes, when I stop and look at my Mother. She is in a one-piece bathing suit, low cut front and high cut up her thighs and my mouth just drops. I have honestly never had a sexual thought about my mother before in my life. She was elegant, stylish, classy and all of that ... but sexy? Joannie's odd "Hmmm" from the coffee shop ran through my head.
First my Sister and now my Mother? What the fuck?
I looked. I did, I looked.
My Mom has the same body as Joannie, just 22 years older ... so that makes her, what ... 44 years old. I just had my first sexual curiosity about an older woman and it's my fucking mother?
I kept looking. Thankfully I has sunglasses on because I was totally scoping out my own mother, wondering what it would be like to fuck her. She had great tits, I mean nice, big, full tits ... I'm thinking a cup larger than Joannie's and the "V" between her legs made me realize that she either had very little hair on her pussy ... or she shaves.
OMG. I am picturing my mother, in the shower, one leg up on the little teak bench in the corner and I can visualize her attention to detail as she is running the blade over her flesh; careful not to cut or scrape her tender skin.
I can see the plastic razor as she moves it down one of her outer pussy lips, then her fingers gently push her vulva to the side as she is delicately moving. It makes her clit throb just a bit from the sensuality of just touching herself.
She pulls her dangling pussy lips to one side and gently runs the newly wetted razor from the hair at the edge of her ...
"Randy? ... HEY! ... Randy!," my sister, "what are you doin'?"
"Oh ... nothing." I stammer, "just ... spacing out ... thinkin'."
"You look like a tard," Joannie shakes her head, "close your mouth."