Giving a Mother and Daughter to a Lucky Guy
On Wednesday I got a text from Suzanne. After the last time I saw her, I hoped I did not delay too long. I actually waited till class was over before I dashed to the car and drove like a maniac to the Savvy Savoy, a bed and breakfast outfit on two floors of the Samite Savoy downtown. I had wandered into the lower lobby once or twice but had never been in a room.
I had no idea how things were done. The concierge directed me downstairs with a slight sneer when I said I was there to meet someone. I looked like what I was a college student freezing my ass off in the cold snap that turned all the snow to frozen dust.
The lower lobby had no desk like you normally think of but little offices and you went in and sat down and someone brought you a drink. Hot tea, in my case. I told them I was expected in room 2105, she sneered and dialed the number. A moment later the uptight broad waved me away in the company of a slight little guy no taller than Annie who spoke with a European accent. He took me up to the floor and unlocked a door to a hallway.
"At the end, just ring the bell." He said.
I shook my head, thinking I should tell Suzanne not to be so fucking complicated. I did as instructed but when the door opened, I was confronted by a distinguished, well-dressed man.
He had white hair, but did not look old, having none of the wrinkles that white hair usually accompanied. He looked curiously tanned for this time of year and fit, far more fit than I felt at that moment and more fit than I thought he was.
I recovered before he did. "Oh, Mr. Northcutt, I didn't expect to meet you at, er, exactly this time."
He looked suitably startled but my words seemed to push him into motion. He nodded and smiled widely. "I would introduce myself but it seems you have an advantage of me. Won't you come in." It was not an invitation.
"I am not sure I am welcome." I returned. "Why don't we just say you caught her and I'll go back to my world and no one will be the wiser."
He shook his head. "Doesn't work that way, my boy. I have to catch you with her or she must confess. She has been curiously silent about finding such a handsome young man to bang."
My confirmation that I had guessed correctly, that this was indeed Borland Northcutt, did not make me feel any more comfortable. All that thrill rattling around in me as sexual excitement turned tail and ran like cottontails for the hills, leaving me standing there with a rapidly deflating cock, a mixed blessing if you know what I mean.
"Won't you come in, a, I don't know your name. I just have your phone number."
I nodded and stepped past him into the sumptuous room. It was a girl's room, all frilly and cute. Suzanne would have fit perfectly in this place, tied up and screaming while I fucked her. That thought, unbidden in my brain I swear, made my stomach turn over.
"A drink?" Mr. Northcutt said affably.
He didn't seem to be pissed but that actually made me much more nervous. Is it better to be killed by someone who smiles while they do it or someone who is crazy with rage? At that moment, I was wishing for a little rage if I was going to die so at least I'd have notice to run.
"Something strong, I think."
"Scotch?"
I nodded.
"Sit down. I'll pour it myself. I sent the butler away. No need for his aid this afternoon, I thought."
Oh, sure, send the butler away, no witnesses! I took a long deep breath and shrugged. I had had a great deal of wonderful pussy. Inevitably, these things were going to happen and if I was going to fuck other men's wives, it was clear I was going to have to deal with men who thought they owned those wives. I resolved to face up to the situation with as much poise as I could muster.
However, when the man sat both drinks down on the knee table between the white easy chair where I sat and the one where he sat, I immediately leaned over and switched them, his for mine and mine for his.
For a moment, Borland Northcutt stared at the table and suddenly he burst out laughing. He laughed and laughed till he could not breathe, finally lifting his/my glass to his lips and sipping the amber liquid which actually made him gasp and cough.
When he was recovered, he looked at me and grinned. "Now that is funny. Insulting but funny. Poison is the weapon for women, don't you know?"
I nodded. I did know that but still, one cannot be too careful.
"I, I laughed because I too remember The Princess Bride." He grinned, "never engage in a land war in Asia!" He laughed again. "What's that little actor's name? The guy with the poison?"
"No idea." I sipped more of the scotch and realized this was very, very good scotch. Shit, like I could tell, but I could.
"He was the same guy in My Dinner with Andre, a talk fest for lonely intellectuals and voyeurs who wanted to watch a conversation, presumably I suppose because they could not engage in one of that sort themselves."
His casual reference seemed to sober the man.
I drank more of the scotch. Fancy or not, it warmed the cockles of my heart and made the top of my head feel like it was about to lift off. I set the glass down. "What can I do for you, Mr. Borland?"
"Well, sir, your name would be a nice place to start."