Meeting a new MILF, making a familiar one and double teaming Aunt Norma
Tuesday dawned dark and brooding and I was awakened by the delicate touch of my sister on my shoulder. She needed the car and was telling me she was taking it, and that she was staying with Chris for the week. I groaned and nodded. She stood there for a moment, but when I did not open my eyes again, she left.
I turned over and went back to sleep. I woke around noon, got a snack and went back to bed without checking my phone. Around four I started watching movies and went back to bed late. I felt washed out, like I was coming down with something. Pussy worn, more likely.
The next day it rained, a nasty, cold rain and then froze around three so the roads turned into ice rinks. I watched a guy slide right into another car down the street just turning into his drive. I was glad to be holed up. A warm snow followed that turned the ice to slush overnight. Tawny called to tell me she got "home" all right. I wondered about her and Chris, how they were going to address their separate proclivities. I wondered if Tawny had gone down into the basement yet.
I slept hard the next night again and woke up feeling like something was missing. "Pussy." I muttered. "I haven't had pussy for two days." I had the feeling, the feeling of stark otherness, feeling again who I had once been, the man without pussy.
I rustled up some breakfast, making eggs for the second time in my life, scrambled with cheese. They were like rubber so I did something wrong. Cooked them too long I imagine but I hate runny eggs. I am not saying why because its gross.
I lounged around and finally thought to look at my phone. I discovered it had run out of power without telling me and was DOA. I plugged it in and and after a few minutes, listened to a variety of chimes indicating missed calls, messages and texts. I thumbed through them and saw the naked number I connected to Suzanne. I called her phone and she answered. She'd called to see if I'd come warm her up last night but now she was leaving the city for a few days.
The conversation felt, odd. Like when you have a one night stand and really don't know how you feel about it so when you confront it, you're just confused, like that. When she rang off, though, she promised she'd call when she got back and made me promise to tie her up some time soon.
Then it dawned on me it was Thursday. I fanned through a dozen calls. I hadn't talked to Mom for several days. I got on SKYPE while the phone charged and called her. She answered the third try, gasping and panting.
"Oh Sonny, nice of you to call but just, uh, uh, just bad timing. Sid says to tell you Happy New Year." She groaned loudly.
"I was calling to ask about Tawny, what you two discussed."
Mom grunted a couple times and then I heard the computer moving around. I wanted to ask her to turn on the camera but thought better of it. That was Sid doing her, after all and I had no wish to intrude, I'd watch but not intrude and that seemed like the same thing at this point.
"Honey, listen, don't worry. I, she said you suspected me and well, I might have had something like that in mind but this is not the time to discuss it."
"Like what?" I had too many different ideas to let her off without specifics.
"Asking you to share your sisters with your friends. I, I don't really know how that would work. Do whatever you think best but I have to admit I wish I was going to be there to participate. It, uh, uh, sounds, sounds like...Sid, stop it. Oh, fine, lay down. Fun."
I could hear them coupling. I heard Sid's rumbling moan and then my mother's squeaking.
"Hon, hon, oh honey can we, we, uh, uh, oh talk later?" Her mind was not on our conversation. I imagined her, astride Sid with his monster cock working into her body.
"Fine, Mom. We can talk later. Tell Sid to do your ass."
"Fuck off, Sonny." My dear mother growled before disconnecting.
I grinned.
I reviewed the phone and found D. Debra had called. I called her and got voice mail. I left a message to tell her I had one of my "friends" lined up for this afternoon and that she should call me if her schedule had changed. I added that I was going to watch and left it at that.
"I want to see you fuck again. You are adorable with a cock in your pussy." I told her.
I hung up, feeling smug at being so open minded. I wondered if D. Debra Hamilton had any idea about how much pussy I was getting, how much willing pussy surrounded her little pussy desert. Would she be so smug if she knew about it all? Or just some, for that matter? My MILFs would thank her for being difficult.
Without a car I was back to the bus. I thought about calling one of the guys but they all seemed likely to be fully engaged, except maybe Sammy but this time, with Rodney and D. Debra, I did not want to contaminate the operating field with superfluous people. Sammy would be ticked to be referred to as superfluous. I smiled to myself.
He had called so I called him.
He answered, sounding like he was still asleep.
"Oh, Sonny, thanks, thanks for calling back. Tomorrow! I called you yesterday, what happened to you the other night?"
I realized I could tell him. "Remember the blond from the apartment?"
"Yeah."
I didn't elaborate.
"No shit! Really?" He was awake now. "You really did her?"
"You would not believe what I did. I swear, it is beyond understanding. I swear." I hesitated but the guy didn't grouse and badger me for details. Was he sick? "You called me." I said finally.
"Oh right. Have you had a chance to discuss, uh, Ellen and me with Mom? Ellen, she is really worried about boinking the bosses' boy toy."
"Boy toy?"
"Oh shit, I, well, I sort of told her about you and Mom. I mean, she knew you had something going on but I elaborated somewhat." He cleared his throat. "She told me she was worried that Alissa would be jealous."
"About me? I don't think that would be a problem."
"I don't know. Mom has been acting weird since before New Year's. She seems nervous about something. Ellen agrees. She's at work."
"Are you at her place?"
"Oh, well, yeah, I am. Nice place too. She even got me a place to park inside so my baby didn't get ice all over her pretty red coat."
His Camaro, I got it. "No. I have not spoken to Alissa for a while." I realized that Sammy had called his mom once by her name. Odd. "Are you sure you want to do it this way? I mean second-hand like that?"
"Ellen says, no, no, shit I have Ellen on the brain." He snickered. "And on my cock, to not put too fine a point on it." He laughed. What could I say, he is funny as hell and he always laughed at his own jokes. "It was Annie, she says that is a very Asian thing to do. It allows everyone to save face if disturbing news is delivered by some marginally involved third person. I think it keeps the messenger from getting killed."
"Is this going to be disturbing?" I asked.
Sammy chortled. "I have no idea. That is why I want you to tell her. You seem to be good at that sort of thing." He laughed out loud then, his old carefree laugh. "Man oh man, you should have been there when Kyla figured out we all fucked Annie and left her and Darlene alone. She sputtered and fumed the rest of the night."
"How long did you stay?"
"You mean, how long did Aunt Norma stay, right? She left right after you did. Brent took her home and then came back and we had a little cock sucking context. Sorry you missed it. Ellen, Jesus, Sonny that woman is fucking prefect. She, she bitched me out for not letting her participate. She was so pissed, she said she thought I was just going over there to watch football. She was pissed because she insists she would win any cocksucking contest and fuck me if I don't agree!
"I told her I thought she needed a more formal introduction to my other friends before she blew them and she fucking laughed her head off. Then she fucked me to death, I think. She says I make her come like no man she's ever had inside her and she insists that her little red book is much thicker than Mao's. Whatever that means. I think she was mangling metaphors because I am pretty sure the good Chairman did not keep a list of his pussy conquests in his little red book."
I could not help laughing. "No, I am sure you are right buddy. Is there a timeline on this or something? That I should know about or, or can I wait for a good time, a right time or some time when it seems possible? To rat you out to your mom?"
"No rush. I, I am not going home much lately, by lately I mean the last three days."
"You called, though?"
"Yes, mom knows I'm not dead. She asked this morning when she was going to meet the lucky girl boffing her son and then asked if it was actually female. I hung up on her." Sonny guffawed. "Sonny, I think you have had a good effect on my mother. She was always so angry before you got to her. Now she actually tries to be funny and that is funny as hell, cause she is absolutely not funny."