Blond Perfection teases me deep into my first sister.
The MILF List is extended to include the SILF list, the sisters I'd Like to Fuck. Hope you enjoy this extension.
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All week long every minute I was not studying I spent with D. Debra Hamilton. Finally, Thursday night, I got home at a reasonable hour, about nine. My sisters were sitting in the living room watching some inane reality show. I came in from the garage and Georgia muted the sound.
"Sonny? Could you come in here a minute?"
I shivered because she sounded exactly like mom.
"What, Mom?" I said so automatically that I could not stop myself. When I got to the edge of the living room, Georgia was glowering at me.
"What?" I asked.
She shook her head. "We, we think you should not be driving Mom's car." She said finally.
"Oh? And who do you think should be driving Mom's car?" I said, my ratface voice emerging; the one that got me clonked when I was a kid.
"She means that you should be driving her car and let us use Mom's." Tawny said quickly. "Because the three of us car pool to work and hers is a two door, see? We wear dresses to work and all that and one has to climb into the back. It would not be a problem for you, though."
Georgia picked up the explanation. "That is what we are thinking. And, yes, I have already added you to my insurance, at some considerable cost."
Now there is a history to this particular discussion that made it somewhat more interesting than it at first appears. The short version is Dalia once had a very nice little Honda which I "borrowed" without permission and promptly ran it into a light pole—it was icy, I could not help it but I was convicted of being irresponsible which meant I had to ride the bus to school and nearly no one offered to give me rides from then till eternity. The females in the house were angry with me about that and punished me for it for going on a year. I, it turned out, at that time was not on Dalia's insurance so it did not pay to fix or replace it and she had to pay off a car that she could no longer drive. Mom helped but, well, I ended up walking or coasting with someone else when it was time to go anywhere. This swap of Georgia's car for Mom's was a step past that, forgiveness as it were.
Or as I saw it, a bribe. I was right.
"Okay." I said.
Dalia sat forward and picked up a manila folder from the coffee table. "We have discussed this at length and the only way we think this is going to work is if we have a schedule." She had her professorial voice on as she deftly but abruptly changed the subject. She opened the folder, took out several green graph sheets of paper and extended them towards me. "We think this makes sense for all of us. You, clearly you want to sleep with us all and equally as clearly we want to sleep with you."
"We want to fuck you." Georgia growled. "I want you between my legs."
Dalia gave her a look.
Now, I know how this sounds, a bit perverse but I had just had my lips on the most beautiful woman in the world and I was swimmingly in love. I felt like this was happening in some twisted movie I was watching on Netflix.
Dalia continued. "The schedule has the week divided up. We figured you should have Friday to yourself and so we divided up the other six days. I will sleep with you on Monday and Wednesday, Georgia..."
I do not know what came next. I just went up stairs without listening to anything more. When you are in love, I mean really, really stupid love-intoxicated, the whole idea of fucking your sister just feels rotten. Now, my cock did get hard. I admit that and based on what happened later in December, well, I'll get to that. I just had no stomach for it. I showered and it was only after I got into bed that I realized I could be compromised by my stupid door. The girls could lock their doors, with real locks and keys and everything. I still had the door lock you could jimmy with a long thumbnail.
That is a bit of a story too but not worth telling. Suffice to say that I had gotten caught, camera in hand at various doors around the house which precipitated the adding of actual locks to three bedroom doors behind which females dressed and what have you. Mom included that the bathrooms in the keymaster's repertoire only after I resorted to catching females in their respective showers, which I must say did not go over too well with anyone either. Another trip to the doghouse for the house-male; far from pussy as it were. The keys were all in Mom's closet so it was a little disingenuous but still. There was a point to be made and I got no more pictures of underwear clad females in my household. Plus having every split-tail in the house really, really pissed off at me for reasons beyond wrecking the car was not worth catalog pictures any longer. That is what the Internet is for. So at that moment lying in my bed, I realized I had no good way to lock my door and any one of my blisters could creep into my room while I slept and suck my cock and then fuck me. And as addled as I was, I would likely let them. Then where would I be? I felt that lurch in the stomach that told me I could not take such a risk. It'd be like spitting on a birthday cake.
So I was in love. Not Landon Clark sort of love, either because this woman was not hooking or or gave any indication she was inclined to fuck my friends. So far, I had no indication that I had much hope that she would fuck me at all. But I am getting ahead of myself.
I put a chair under the door knob. I know it rattled twice that night so it was a valid precaution against my own human frailty and my sister's predation. Now, either you are thinking I had lost my mind or you are thinking I came to my senses and turned my warped back on the potential to fuck my sisters and the MILFs in general. Effectively, you would be right and the result was the same either way but dammit, I just had no heart for it. D. Debra Hamilton had ensnared me and I was well and truly caught. I had no desire to find myself taking down her panties with the full knowledge that I had been busily fucking someone else, anyone else, particularly my sisters. With my mother gone, I guess I felt like the past evaporated and I could act just like the kid I had been before my fucking friends threw me to the wolves, that is to the MILFs and changed my life for ever. I honestly gave absolutely no thought to how I would explain the MILFs to D. Debra Hamilton and that seems just daft after the fact. That would take care of itself, apparently. It was, however, the fact. I had fallen in love with D. Debra Hamilton. There was nothing about her that suggested she would take kindly to discovering that my sisters had sat on my cock or sucked it or what have you. That much was perfectly clear to me.
So I put a chair under my door knob and blocked the tilted legs with shoes and went to sleep. The next day, I got a lock and replaced my knob. I locked my door at night and my sisters spent the next week really, really pissed at me, embarrassed but pissed. Hell hath no fury like a woman spurned—what compares to three? And sisters to boot? I lost weight because I cannot boil water or make toast for that matter. Thank god for my recent influx of capital or I really would have starved because I was not at all hungry. I ate at school out of habit or when D. Debra lured me out for lunch, which I duly paid for.
Every day or evening, I spent with D. Debra Hamilton. Nothing more happened till the second Friday night in December. We necked like new lovers and did sweet things that normally set my teeth on edge but with D. Debra, they were just buzzing noises that blended with the ringing in my ears when I was around her. After playing putt putt golf in the cold, with gloves and mittens—why they were still open I could not say but we were not the only polar golfers out that night—afterward, she asked to go home but when I stopped at "her" corner, she looked blandly at me and said, "Are you going to make a girl walk to her house from here? In the cold? What sort of cad are you?"
Like everything she said to me, it left me dumbstruck. I fumbled, I hemmed, I hawed before I finally mumbled something utterly pathetic like, "No, ma'am." This ignored the fact that I literally did not know which house was her house so required directions. Being pathetic seemed to please Ms. Hamilton.
She nodded and directed me to her house. Her house had a circle drive. I pulled into the drive and stopped before her front door. A line of ceder trees hid the front of the house and my car from the street and neighbors.
"Are you going to turn off the car?" She asked sweetly. "I have a confession to make."