Everything's Relative
By Alex Barton
Something about being at a wake made Matt want to smoke, and not only smoke but unfiltered
Gitanes
which were so rough they made his throat burn. Anyway...he decided he'd rather run the risk of searing his lungs with strong tobacco than spend another minute listening to the relatives and friends eulogizing his wife's uncle Paco whose funeral he, Chloe, and his daughter Katie had just attended before moving into one of the function rooms of the five-star Alfonso XIII hotel in the center of Seville in southern Spain.
What made matters worse for Matt was the searing lust he felt every time he glanced across at his beautiful mother-in-law, Juana Ramos, Paco's sister. He was not surprised to see Juana had changed into a very elegant black trouser suit and white blouse unbuttoned to show her cleavage, and that she was surrounded by men. By the law of averages, many of them must have fucked her in the past and, knowing his mother-in-law, some of them were highly likely to be her future conquests.
The Moroccan waiters greeted the beautiful Senora Ramos with the respectful
'Buenas tardes, Doña Juana'
, their tongues practically hanging out. Juana was the sort of woman who, enjoying a night out with her girlfriends, would excuse herself to powder her nose and return twenty minutes later with healthy doses of thick creamy sperm oozing from her cunt and asshole, a tell-tale sheen of sweat glistening on her enormous breasts.
Right now, a number of distinguished-looking and expensive-dressed older men were gathered around her, ostensibly to pay their respects on the death of her eldest brother, but also to be close to her, to flirt and perhaps to reminisce about when she was in their bed, or they in hers. But younger men also thronged to her, men in their 30s, 20s and even in their late teens, a measure of her extraordinary sexual allure.
Undoubtedly his mother-in-law was a nymphomaniac, a description she rejoiced in. She was separated from Matt's father-in-law Stephen who, although endlessly tolerant and indulgent of his wife's sexual appetite, had relocated to England which was why he had been the logical choice when Matt and Chloe wanted to introduce their daughter Katie to the pleasures of anal sex. As Katie's loving grandfather, he had not only fucked her ass several times in succession, but also taken her through the repertoire of rimming, ass-to-mouth and felching, all in one night. Katie had proved she was her mother's daughter by loving every moment of her first sodomy and had been a devotee of anal sex ever since.
Equally, Juana's open attitude to sexual pleasure when contrasted with the uptightness of others was a source of great amusement for Matt's mother-in-law. In the car after the funeral she had giggled with delight when she told him and Chloe about an affair she was having with a judge, a pillar of the community in Seville, who flew into a rage when he came round to Juana's apartment to find her bouncing up and down on the rigid penis of his teenage son.
Indeed, Matt knew Juana was the sort of woman who would not bat an eyelid if a lover suggested inviting his daughter into their bed when he and Juana made love, and her sensual character was so palpable this was precisely the sort of thing that men often
did
suggest, somehow sensing how much pleasure Juana would take from orally pleasuring and finger-fucking the daughter's pussy and asshole at the same time as Juana was being plowed from behind by the girl's father. Matt was not sure whether his mother-in-law was simply more hyper-sexual than most women, or whether she was just more open about it. He suspected it was both.
Now, as Matt sipped
rebujitos
and nodded his head sympathetically as he listened to two women lamenting the death of 'Paquito', which was sudden and unexpected, he felt his wife's hand on his arm and turned to her.
"Darling, Mama is feeling tired and wants to return to her apartment," Chloe said with a knowing look. "Do you think you had better walk her back to her place?"
"I think that would be best," Matt said. "I'm sure you want to catch up with Hugo."
"Yes, we were thinking of heading back to the hotel," Chloe said nonchalantly, looking across at her older brother who was standing on the balcony. "He's catching the 9 o'clock train back to Madrid."
Matt looked at his watch. It was 4pm. In effect his beautiful and desirable wife had just intimated, 'I assume you'll be wanting to fuck my mother,' to which the knowing look in Matt's eyes told her, 'Yes, which will give you the opportunity for you to be fucked silly by your brother.'
Following his wife across the room so he could smoke that much-needed cigarette and share a drink with his brother-in-law, Matt was aware this was not what people meant when they talked about the telepathy of married couples. He assumed they had in mind things like what to watch on TV or when to leave a dinner party, not the practicalities of organizing extra-marital sodomy and incestuous lovemaking.
Blanching at the noise of the city and the 30-degree heat which hit him like a hammer as he stepped onto the balcony of the function room, Matt greeted Hugo and said, "Sorry not to have had a chance to say hello before now," as he shook his brother-in-law's hand.
He looked into Hugo's eyes and smiled, knowing that very shortly his brother-in-law would be thrusting his prick into Chloe's rectum, and he could tell from the twinkle in Hugo's eye his brother-in-law knew that too, yet there was no lack of ease between the two men. Like Matt, Hugo was a family man, enjoying an incestuous sexual relationship with his beautiful teenage daughter, Sophie, which his wife both knew about and approved of, just as Chloe took intense pleasure from making love to her own daughter, encouraging Matt to fuck Katie in every hole whenever he or Katie felt the desire. That Katie was submissive to her daddy's lust was only natural because Juana had brought Chloe up to service her own father whenever he desired.
