Emerald Beach Resort

"Guess what you two?" My mother Lydia said to me and my older sister Tanya.

"You met someone!?" Tanya exclaimed

"We're finally getting another puppy!?" I said.

"No and not yet, you two aren't even on the radar. One of my clients just offered us the chance to go to an exclusive beach resort. It's called Emerald Beach Resort and it's very exclusive, invite by members only. They're giving us 2 rooms for a week's stay! How about it?"

"What about your job?" I asked rather bluntly.

"Oh Wanda can handle the shop for a week, plus Mary, Fred and Lindsey are very hard workers. I trust them not run amuck while I'm gone."

My name is Rob Lull and I'm just out of high school. I mean that almost literally. I graduated a week ago and this is my summer before going to college. Granted I'm not going away to a university, I'm staying home and going to community college when the summer is over. Both my grades were not as good to get into a major university and there is another big factor...I haven't decided on a major.

Mom owns a massage therapy practice in town. We live in the suburbs in an average house among many neighbors. Mom and Dad divorced three years ago after she caught him snorting coke off his secretary's ass at a New Years Eve office party and he refused several times to go to rehab.

Mom is white, 6'1" with long brown highlighted hair, glasses, an oval face with the biggest brightest smile. She has a huge thing about her teeth being immaculate. She's slender, big breasts (not that I look) wide hips and a plump bottom that my friends all chastise me about. Being a massage therapist she keeps in shape.

I'm 5'4 so I don't know where I get my height from. Like mom I've got glasses and brown but short hair. I'm pretty average built but that doesn't really matter to women when you're as short as I am. Mom says I should look for women that are around my height, but I confess I've got a thing for taller women.

Tanya is 20 and is going back to college after dropping out the first year. Between the three of us she is definitely the laziest. Where as I've got a job at a local restaurant cleaning dishes and tables, she can't hold a job for more than a week and she's always begging for money. She's got unnatural blonde hair, standing at 5'7" with medium sized boobs but she inherited my Mom's big ass. She's always calling me "shrimp" and I fucking hate it.

"Wait so if there's two rooms, who's sleeping where?" I asked.

"Two beds per room according to the ticket." She responded

"So can I bring my friend then?" I asked politely with big puppy eyes.

"Oh you little bitch! I was going to ask that! No I want to bring MY friend." Tanya shouted.

"Your friends are all guys though." I shot back

"Your friends are all losers." She retorted.

Damn. That hurt.

"Bimbo!"

"Shrimp!"

"Quit it you two! God! I hate when you two fight." My mother shouted above us as she folded her arms against her chest. She dug into her purse and pulled out a quarter.

"Here! We'll flip for it. Heads Rob brings a friend and tails Tanya brings her friend. Deal?"

"Fine." We said in unison.

It was like the coin was in the air for five minutes but it was actually two seconds. I winced in preparation of losing.

"Fuck!" shouted Tanya.

On the floor was the quarter heads up.

"Yes!!! I'll text Jared and see if he can come with us. When is it?"

"A week from today Honey and congratulations, Tanya stop being a poor sport. Remember to tell him to pack trunks."

"I will Mom, thanks."

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That night I texted Jared:

R-Hey u wanna go on vacation with me, my mom and sister to a beach resort?

J-When?

R-Next week.

J-Fuck yeah, I ain't got nothing going on.

R-Still looking for a summer job?

J-Yeah, had an interview at the record store but the guy was looking for someone with more experience.

R-You'll find a job soon, I know it. I've got you covered and I'm sure Mom will treat us to food and drinks.

J-What kinda resort is it?

R-It's called Emerald Beach Resort

J-Never heard of it

R-It's exclusive, that's why.

J-Fancy, maybe we'll find some chics and finally get laid.

R-Fuck yeah, we'll have our own room.

J- Can we drink?

R-Probably not but who knows? I know Tanya and my Mom will.

J-Isn't she 20?

R-U know that slut has a fake ID right?

J-Wish we had one

R-Me too but they usually stock the room with mini bottles at least

J-wanna get wasted

R-Lol fuck yeah, what Mom don't know won't hurt her

J-Your Mom's fucking hot

R-Shut up

J-Your sis is too but kinda bitchy

R-called u a loser

J-she can call me Daddy

R-Gross!!!

J-Haha maybe I'll bang em both

R-Maybe I'll come over there and fuck your mom

J-Do it

R-U R fucked up

J-Just joking

R-U better be lol

R-Mom said to pack trunks

J-Naw going nude

R-Seriously lost my appetite

J-Haha I'll bring my Speedos

R-Not much better dude

J-I'm so excited I haven't been on vacation in years

R-really!?

J-We ain't rich and Dad hit some setbacks at the plant.

R-Sorry man. I'll make sure it's extra special TTYL Dude!

J-Later gator

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The week felt like it was dragging to a grind. I got chewed out by my boss for accidentally leaving my phone on. I have an obnoxious ringtone for Jared because it's funny and he called me during work by accident.

He forgot I had to work and wanted to let me know he got an interview at the mall working at a clothing store that sells band merchandise. He was really excited. He gets that way about things. He's easily excitable but easily depressed. I tell him he needs to see a therapist but his Father's against it.

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Saturday; two days before our trip to the resort, my Mother asked me and my sister if we wanted to go swimsuit shopping at the Mall with her. I immediately said "No" but she enticed me with lunch at my favorite burger joint. I simply couldn't resist the offer.

It was rather hot and humid so my Mom was wearing a black tank with cutoff jeans that accentuated her big breasts and ass. Tanya was wearing a mini skirt and a tube top.

As we walked men as young as my age and older than my Dad made glances at the two of them. I felt rather embarrassed but remembered the cheeseburger at the end of the stick.

I passed Rock And Roll Music Memorabilia; the clothing store that was packed with band merchandise from the seventies to today as well as records and CDs. I saw Jared getting a tour of the store by the manager. Did he get the job or was it a formal thing before the interview? I didn't disturb him as to let him concentrate.

There was a large pop-up swimsuit store inside the cool Mall that had taken the space of a bankrupt clothing chain. To the right was men's swimwear along with accessories like towels, totes and beach toys. To the left was women's bikinis and swimwear and in the middle was children's which wasn't a huge selection comparatively.

I moved to the men's wear obviously. I took a medium size shorts. There were men's bikinis there too. I was shocked! But then I rationalized that athletes might be shopping too. "What would my Mom and Sister think if I came out of the fitting room in a bikini?" I thought laughing in my head.

I was lifting up a pair of knee-length board shorts that were navy-blue and red when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turned around to see Jared.

"Hey saw you through the window! You getting trunks for our trip on Monday!?"

"Hell yeah. I'm here with Tanya and Mom. I saw you and the manager in the store getting a tour. So did you get it?" I asked half wincing.

He looked down.

"Shit, I'm sorry. You'll--"

He shot back up with a smile.

"I start the following Tuesday!"

I gave him a huge high five not caring of on lookers.

"Congrats. Obviously I'll still cover you next week but hey maybe you can pay me back!" I said punching him in the arm.

"How much you making?"

"Two dollars over minimum! But hey that's good for my first job right! I can finally see about upgrading from piece of shit soon."

Jared was referencing his car he got from his dead grandfather which was very old and barely drive-worthy or safe to be in. Mine was used too and had seen it's years but I was deathly afraid of riding with Jared.

"Jared!!!" My Mom shrieked coming out of the fitting room in a two piece blue bikini. She rushed over to us with her tits bouncing in it much to my embarrassment and gave Jared a huge hug that mashed her breasts into his face. Jared was two inches taller than me and of tanner complexion with bright blue eyes and dark curly hair that had any woman gushing over him. He like me, was extremely shy around women his own age although he was very sharp with my Mom.

"Ms. Lull, did Rob tell you I got a job!"

"Oooh that's perfect sweetie. I knew you'd get one sooner than later." She said giving him a second hug and again nearly crushing his head with her rack.

"Bout time loser." Tanya snorted.

"Tanya quit making Jared feel bad, at least he's trying which is more than I can say about you!"

Tanya rolled her eyes and walked away to look at bikinis.

"So tell me you two, how do I look?" Mom said giving us a slow twirl. Her two butt cheeks covered up by a modest bikini bottom.

"You look stunning Mrs.---"

"Call me Lydia Jared you're 18 like Rob is now and you call me by my first name. But Rob must call me Mom...What about you Rob? Too flabby?"

"Don't say that! You keep in shape. You look...good." I said.

"Just good, humph, we'll see."

With that she walked back to the fitting room.

"Hey wanna try on trunks, I'll spot you for a pair?" I asked Jared.

"Sure!"

I tried on the navy board shorts from before. "Perfect!"

I was feeling mischievous so when Jared was changing into a pair of grey board shorts I tossed a men's bikini over into his room and told him I wouldn't pay for his trunks unless he tried them on in front of the store. There was a slightly older girl about Tanya's age with bright red hair and freckles with a nice pair of breasts under a work polo that kept an eye on me and Jared. I wanted to embarrass Jared in front of her.

"Deal!" Jared said back.

Jared came out of the room without a shirt on in just the black bikini and began flexing. I doubled over laughing. All eyes were on him in the store. Thankfully no children were there.

I looked at the girl with red hair working the register who gave a thumbs up.

Mom turned around from looking at bikinis and whistled.

"How do you like it Lydia?" Jared asked.

I was dying of laughter as Jared flexed his bicep which was surprisingly bigger than I thought it'd be.

Mom came over and squeezed it and then whispered something in his ears that made his eyes light up.

She went back into the fitting rooms and Jared was still flexing.

Seconds later Mom came out in the tiniest bikini legal. Two barely there triangles covered her nipples, her trimmed bush spilling out of her bikini bottom. She sauntered over to Jared turned around and pretended to drop her purse, bending over at the waist in front of him. She wiggled her ass as she started fetching something from her purse. Jared and my jaws were dropped and I was red as could be. I can't imagine what Jared saw. She got out a $50 dollar bill and gave it to Jared.

"Here sweetie, this will cover you for your swim trunks what ever you choose." She said winking.

Mom then walked back into the fitting room to change.

Tanya came out in a two piece and asked where mom was. I pointed to her fitting room.

"Mom I'm ready when you are." Said Tanya.

Jared went back into his fitting room and changed back into his jeans and nice button-up shirt he wore for the interview.

Mom and Tanya came back out in their regular clothes and gathered my trunks as well as Jared's trunks to pay for at the register.

"You two put on quite a show." said the red haired cashier.

"Oh, nothing but a little fun. Sorry dear."

"Don't apologize, it made my day less boring and it probably helped sell some swimwear."

Mom invited Jared to the burger shop with us before we went separate ways. Jared accepted.

Sitting down to eat, Mom asked Jared "So did you enjoy the show?"

"What show?" asked Tanya.

"Mom came out in a small thong bikini while you were in the fitting room." I said.

"Ew Mom!" Shouted Tanya

"Well, Jared was putting on a show in his bikini so I figured why not make him feel more comfortable by joining him."

"And you let her!" Tanya said looking at me.

I shrugged and said "What could I do? She's a grown woman. Although it was embarrassing."

"Well how do think I felt seeing my sons stud of a friend flexing and putting on a show for the women to ogle at?" Mom responded.

"Okay let's just put it behind us. Remember we've got a big trip this Monday. I can't wait!"

With that I plunged my face into my double cheeseburger and we moved off topic. I said goodbye to Jared and Mom gave him his grey board shorts from the bag.

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Monday

Last night I had weird dreams about Mom. The kind I wouldn't tell a soul about.

I came downstairs to Mom making coffee. She was wearing more modest shorts than Saturday's mall trip. They came down more to her knees and were cargo. She was wearing a white t-shirt with my High School mascot on it. Her hair in a ponytail.

"Sleep alright honey?"

"Too much sugar before bed, gave me nightmares."

"I bet. So did you text Jared yet? We're leaving in two hours."

Shit. I picked my phone out of my pocket and texted him to get over here to the house ASAP.

"Is the bitch awake yet?"

"No and don't call her that! Even though well...you know...she kind of is to you isn't she? Go by her room and knock on her door."

I walked by her room on the first floor of the house and knocked to no avail. I called her: nothing. I then put the most insane metal music on my phone and maxed the volume to hold it up to her door.

"Mother fucker!!!" she shouted.

"Wake up bitch!"

"Fuck you shrimp!"

I walked back to Mom. "She's up!"

"Good, are you packed?"

"Yes. Hopefully we have room in the SUV for Tanya's bazillion of clothes."

We both laughed before Mom took a sip of coffee.

*Ding Dong*

Must be Jared. I opened the door to see him in a tank top and the new board shorts Mom bought him. He had a ragged and torn up luggage bag that looked like it belonged in a zombie movie.

"Jared! Those shorts fit you perfectly. Sad we didn't buy you those bikini bottoms but maybe we'll find a pair on vacation."

"Oh stop Lydia! You look amazing as always but not as good as you did in that thong!"

I punched him in the arm rather hard for that comment.

"Oh maybe you'll see it again, that's if Robby doesn't mind."

I started blushing.

"Oh look he's turning red. What's the matter does it bother you when I show these off!" Mom took her t-shirt off revealing a sports bra and started playing with her tits while laughing before pulling her shirt back on.

"You need to lighten up or you'll stay a virgin forever."

That sentence seared itself into my brain. Maybe because it was true but mostly because it came from my Mother.

"You two go throw your luggage in the car while I get your sister to move off her lazy ass!" She said while beeping the car with her key fob to unlock it.

Stacking our luggage in the trunk Jared asked "Hey does your Mom have a thing for me?"

I looked at him straight for a minute before burst out laughing.

"She's just teasing you man!...No, Mom hasn't been interested in men since Dad and her divorced. I don't think she's ready to date yet and YOU aren't exactly her type. I think you need to stop looking at so much MILF porn buddy."

"True, but MILF porn is the best!" Jared exclaimed too loudly.

"Yes it is Jared but too much will make you go blind. You two need talk to real women. Who knows maybe you'll meet some hot MILF's at the resort and get lucky." Mom said much to my surprise.

"Come on you two in the car. I'll go lock the house up then we're on the road for three hours."

Me and Jared had the backseats while Mom drove and Tanya was shotgun. Mom plugged the location into the GPS on center console and we were off. We stopped for gas once and bought snacks and beverages. Tanya was now driving to give Mom a break.

"So Jared, what are you majoring in at community college?" Mom asked.

"Oh, I'm still figuring that out. I was going to give it a year."

"No, no, no. You've got to pick a major before not during college. That's what Tanya did and she dropped out first year...What about business management. That'll take you far. That's what I did and now I'm my own boss."

"Thanks Lydia. I'll take you up on that suggestion, but Rob aren't you still figuring your major out too?" Jared said patting me on the shoulder.

"Ugh. Yes. I don't know whether to go into fine arts or something more practical."

"Honey fine arts will get you nowhere but as a starving artist. Think about the practical majors like tech or even business management as well to beat a dead horse."

As we rode we drove past all the regular party beaches I was used to hearing about. We headed further up the peninsula to a sign that read "Emerald Beach Resort: Private Property, No Solicitation or Trespassing" it was gated and we had to press a ringer and tell the operator our last name and the code on the ticket before the gates opened.

"This must be very private." I thought.

We found an empty parking spot and a woman in her fifties with white short hair, small breasts in a loose bikini and a light white dress came to greet us.

"Hello my name is Avril. I'll be responsible for your intake this afternoon and seeing that you four get settled in. Come with me."

The hotel was five stories with long hallways. On the way we passed a nude man in his sixties, black and well hung with a visor. Avril waved and he waved back as if it was normal.

"Here you are rooms 211 and 212. Please let us know if you need anything. Just as a reminder let me go over the rules of this resort:

No photography of any kind or filming.

Clothing is optional although as hopefully you read, this is a Naturalist resort so no luggage except for purses and backpacks.

Drinking is allowed and we will not card you but you must be 18 or older and we have the right to kick you out at anytime.

Being naturalists we embrace the call of love so public sex is permitted but be respectful. You may smoke to your will but please use the ashtrays around the resort.

Your tickets include three free meals a day; breakfast, lunch and dinner. Snacks and other beverages paid for separately.

Lastly you may leave anytime but there are no refunds and you may not reenter without new tickets. Thank you."

Avril was quite stern but pleasant in her tone like a grandmother.

"So this is a nudist resort!" Tanya exclaimed.

"Guess so. Do you. Do you want to try it?" Mom asked.

"I'm down." Said Jared.

"Ugh. I guess I'll try it but I'm not getting nude. I'll just bring my clothing up from the car in my hands." I said.

"You have that right bro. I don't want to see your small shrimp dick." Said Tanya.

"Let's get settled into our rooms. Tanya your with me. You two have 211. Easy does it on the mini bar." Mom said.

Inside were two Queens, a mini refrigerator stocked surprisingly with an assortment of beers, hard ice teas and water. The bedroom window overlooked the beach. We could see paddle boarders out in the surf and naked men and women of all shapes and ages playing or tanning in the sand.

Jared immediately cracked a beer and guzzled it down. I was impressed.

"Just like my Dad." *Buuurrp*

I grabbed an iced tea that was obviously infused with a bit of liquor. I took a couple of sips as I entered the bathroom. The shower was a walk in with two spouts. One toilet. Plenty of toilet paper and towels and soaps. Whoever Mom got this from must of loved her services at the parlor.