Chapter 9
Ella checked on some things upstairs, by which I mean she snooped in the bathroom and through mom's big travel handbag of toiletries to confirm a few things. No simply tossing a handful of coupons at mom the second we got back from Whistler, we had way too much class for that. We waited until after supper on Saturday to spring the next coupon on her.
We cleaned up the kitchen after supper quickly and efficiently as mom relaxed in the living room by watching TV. As soon as we were done, we oh so casually wandered into the room until mom had no choice but to look up at us and wryly ask, "Ok, what is it?"
This time, Ella handed her the purple slip of paper and said, "We would like to redeem this coupon. A 'nice' easy one for you, but I assume it will involve some prep so we wanted to give you some time to get ready if you need it.
"A full body massage huh," mom read aloud, shaking her head as she chuckled a bit. Her strawberry blonde hair was pulled back into a simply ponytail and her green eyes flashed with barely concealed amusement as she continued, "and you both want one I take it?"
"Of course," I replied with a smile.
Mom shrugged and said, "Very well, this isn't nearly as... overt as I was worried you guys would try tonight. Ella, you presented the coupon so I take it you want your turn first?" Mom blushed at the thought of massaging her daughter, as we had learned when using the kissing coupon mom had basically no physical experience with girls and was clearly uncertain about it.
"Oh no mother," Ella said with a wide grin, "you know how cranky twins get when things aren't exactly equal. You can massage us both at the same time. I noticed there is some massage oil in the upstairs bathroom cabinet so I took the liberty of putting it in the master bedroom. That king-sized bed should be plenty of space for Evan and I to lay down on some towels while you show us your masseuse skills."
Eyes widening, mom looked between us and said, "Oh for the love of... ok fine. I guess I can't expect a little nudity to slow you two down now huh?"
I decided to push things a little more, so I nodded and said, "Well yeah, after your sexy lap dance Ella and I had to use our hands to get other off. So don't worry about us, I'd say we are quite comfortable with each other now!"
"Oh dear lord," mom muttered as she blushed and hid her eyes.
"Come on mom, you basically told us to do it," Ella teased, "but don't worry, we did help each other out very well like you suggested."
Throwing up her hands in surrender, mom said, "Fine! Fine! A massage for both of you. I'll need a few minutes to get the bedroom ready. You brats get your housecoats on, and I'll call you when I'm ready."
So we did, I stripped down and wrapped a towel around my waist as I don't actually have a housecoat and I wasn't going to ask to use dads. When mom called downstairs 10 minutes later I raced up and almost bumped into Ella hurriedly leaving her room, wrapped in her large terry cloth robe. We practically raced down the hall into the large master bedroom.
Mom had placed a bunch of large towels on the bed but near the end so my feet would be right at the edge and she gestured to them, saying "In a perfect world I'd have two massage benches with a space between them like in couples massages so I could stand between you guys but we'll have to make due." Mom was dressed in a white tshirt which must have been an undershirt. Clearly she did not have a bra on under it as her nipples were not only prominent bumps under the fabric but you could see the dark colours through the material. She also wore a pair of white capri pants that I think she used to exercise in, and I realized she was dressed in all white to look more like a masseuse.
"Now, if mister and miss would mind laying on the towels here, we'll get started."
I giggled at mom's playacting but Ella just went with it, nodding regally and moving to undo the belt of her robe. Mom quickly stepped forward and between us with a large towel, which disappointed me as I realized she was doing it deliberately so I couldn't see Ella. Mom winked at my look of dismay as she quickly got Ella wrapped up in the towel around her breasts.
Carefully holding the towel around my waist, I got onto the bed on the towels closer to the middle. I lay on my back so I could look at Ella she moved to lay down with the towel barely hanging on for dear life. Mom looked at me and said, "On your stomach, please," so I grudgingly turned over while Ella lay on her stomach beside me.
We were only a foot or so apart at the shoulders, so I instinctively reached out and took Ella's hand in mine. She smiled at me as mom moved around, getting some of the massage oil in her hands and then gently placing them on Ella's bare shoulders.
"So, what brings you guys to Whistler?" mom asked as she slowly began to massage Ella's shoulders from the side of the bed.
"Ahhhh that feels good. We're just here for a weeklong holiday from school."
I giggled again at Ella going along with whatever the hell mom was doing, but Ella just gave my hand a small smack with her hand.
Rubbing Ella's shoulder more firmly now, mom said, "You have lovely skin young lady. Your shoulders are so smooth, I'm jealous!"
Ella smiled and blushed, "Thank you. My boyfriend here should take notes on how to compliment a woman!" They both laughed, and I felt weirdly dumb at not knowing how to play along.
Finally, mom moved around and got up on the bed so she could reach me. Crawling on her knees to the middle of the bed, she placed her hands on my shoulders and rubbed firmly, saying, "Ok Evan, I'll stop. You're no fun!"
"I'm super fun!" I protested as mom pressed her thumbs into my shoulder muscles, "I just had no idea what was going on. And I'm terrible at improv, so I couldn't think of a way to participate."
Ella laughed and took my hand again, saying, "Aww I know. We'll find some sort of role-playing coupon to give you some practice. If we play we're like elves or something and you're a guy with a sword would you be able to pretend with us?"
I gave a low whistle as mom laughed and ran her hands down my bare back, "Damn, if you had told me that kind of role playing was on offer, I would sign up in a heartbeat!"
