Okay, firstly I just want to say that this does not involve some sort of pee fetish or kink; things just happened to happen this way. I don't even remember how we got on the topic, I guess it was just one of the topics you get to by jumping from one random thing to another and another and so on.
A dispensary recently opened up in our town and I have been buying edibles there for about 3 months now, I can't really smoke without coughing for 20 minutes then having my throat hurt for another 2 hours. I'm 23 but damn, do I suffer from back pain; I had a job in my teens that required heavy lifting and I thought I was "cool" and "tough" for not wearing a back brace, and now here I am suffering the consequences for those stupid actions. Anyways, that's why I buy the edibles.
We both still live with our parents, it's pretty normal in our culture and we have a pretty tight family so here we are. Despite the fact that my mom hates any type of drugs, she's accepted the fact that I need them for my back. She has no idea my sister takes them as well though, and if she found out she would FREAK; we have to do it behind her back, as well as my dad's. It's worked out perfectly these past few weeks because they're both on vacation, which means we have the whole house to ourselves.
On occasion I'll let my younger sister (who is 21) have some; we'll stay up playing video games or watching movies or just hang out, it's pretty fun. We don't do a crazy amount, just enough to make us feel relaxed. While we were both high, we somehow got on the topic of how a guy can't pee while he's hard. She was SO insistent that she was right about a guy not being able to pee if he's hard and I was insistent that it's possible. I'm obviously not going to use real names, so I'll refer to my younger sister as Katy and myself as Jon. That night she just kept on insisting, she was determined to be right.
"Nooooo you can't!" She quite literally yelled at me.
"Yes, you can. Oh my god."
"NO. No, you can't!" Katy shot back.
"Katy.. really? How do you know that? Please, tell me how YOU would possibly know."
"I mean.. I read it in a book I think or my sex ed teacher told me."
"Well, your teacher is an idiot, and the author of that book is an even bigger idiot," I smugly shot back at her.
"OHMYGOD Jon. Seriously? They don't just write stuff like that if it's not true."
"You're really going to do this? You're really going to argue with me? Do you... I don't know.. have a dick I don't know about?"
She blushed a bit and I saw the defeat on her face. She slowly started to believe me, she was more surprised than upset about being wrong, which is surprising for someone with her attitude.
"So.. you can? That's so weird. I just thought only the sperm tube thing was open when you were.. you know."
"The sperm tube?" I said as I laughed.
"Yea! Whatever it's called. You know what I mean."
"Oh well I don't know, but you can. I of all people would know after all."
"Huhh.. well okay I guess."
The topic changed after that, and I thought we were going to drop it for good. I had this nagging thought though, the thought of my sister and I talking about dicks. I couldn't shake it and throughout most of the night, that's what was on my mind. I thought of bringing it back up somehow but couldn't really think of a reason to do so, and I didn't want to give off a weird vibe, so I held my tongue.
We have been staying up pretty late, I have a late shift and she doesn't work so we can both stay up as late as we want. It was around 4 am and I started getting a little sleepy, that's what they do to me; they cause me to crash after it wears off.
