As soon as Jimmy made the punch he carried it out to the living room.
"Happy Earth Day, ladies. I've prepared you my special fruit punch."
After delivering the punch, he said his hello to everyone in attendance and left, just as he promised his wife, Diane. He set the timer on this chronograph to twenty minutes and sat at the kitchen table while drinking a beer and listening to the ballgame on the radio.
"Oh, Jimmy!" He looked at his watch. Sure enough after exactly twenty minutes he heard his mother-in-law beckoning him. The punch was working.
When the women all started giggling as soon as he entered the living room, he knew something was cooking besides his brownies in the oven.
"Oh, oh, I know something is up. Okay, what's going on here? You guys are having too good of a time."
"Hopefully, you are what's up, Jimbo," said his mother-in-law holding up the briefest pair of men's underwear he had ever seen. There was an elephant face on the front, a g-string in back, and an elephant's deflated trunk where his cock fills it.
"We want you to try this on and model it for us," said Karen. "Think of it as your contribution in helping to save the planet. After you model it, we'll buy it."
"C'mon, Jimmy, be a sport," said his cousins Brenda and Audrey talking at the same time. "We all want to buy one for our husbands and boyfriends but need to see what it looks like on a man, first," they said with a giggle and a blush. His cock responded to their insistence that he expose himself to the women albeit encased in the sheer satin material that afforded him not much privacy. Nonetheless, his excitement replaced his modesty.
He looked to Diane and she shrugged her approval. He took the thong from his mother-in-law's hand and disappeared in the bedroom. Quickly and excitedly he removed his jeans and underwear. He couldn't believe the horny women wanted him to model this briefest of bikini underwear. He never expected his Earth Day ending up like this. This real story was suddenly getting hotter than Bostonfictionwriter's story, Earth Day, Sioux Indian Style.
He'd be happy just to see the lingerie show, but to model in it while wearing this little thing, well, his excitement was showing already. He already had an erection. He gave it a couple good, quick strokes to make sure that he filled out the elephant's trunk completely and stood looking at his cock in the mirror.
"Can I come in," rapped his mother-in-law on the bedroom door and without waiting for his reply, opened the door. He had one foot in the underwear and was just putting his other foot inside when she walked in the room. He watched his mother-in-law's eyes move down from his face to his half erect cock before staying glued there. He was embarrassed that his mother-in-law saw him naked but excited at the same time.
"My, my," she said, "my daughter is a lucky woman to have such as big man as you obvious are."
"Good God, Stella, have you no shame? It's a bit embarrassing for you to see me naked."
"Oh, for God sakes, Jimmy, I'm your mother-in-law," she said stepping in the room and closing the bedroom door behind her. "I don't think of you in a sexual way."
"You don't?"
"Well, certainly, not all the time" she said smiling. "But now that I've seen what goes inside your, uhm, elephant trunk, I may think of you more often," she said laughing.
"Stella, you're making me feel really uncomfortable. You make me feel so cheap. You make me feel used. You make me feel like a piece of meat."
"Oh, knock it off, Mr. Innocent. I can see how uncomfortable you must be feeling right now."
She reached down and pulled his trunk. What is it with women that it's okay for them to molest men, so long as their cock is covered, even by the sheerest and most abbreviated fabric, such as this elephant thong that he squeezed his cock inside of it so much like a sausage in a casing?
"Stella! How would you like it if I fondled you?"
"I'd like it," she said with a sexy smile. She unbuttoned a couple of buttons of her blouse and flayed it open. Her bra and cleavage were clearly visible to her son-in-law. She walked closer to him, reached down her hand and cupped his package. Then, she took his other hand and put it on her tit.
Instinctively, he reached his fingers inside her unbuttoned blouse and felt her bra covered tit. She had a heavy but firm tit that was much bigger than Diane's puny tits. His fingers found her erect nipple and he felt that through her bra.
There is nothing like the feel of a woman's tit through her blouse. The only thing that is better than that sensation is feeling her tit through her bra. Okay, okay, the only thing better than how that feels is the feeling of a naked tit in your hand and/or in your mouth or hanging down while the woman of your fantasy rides your cock and you reach up and feel her tits.
"Before I forget; the reason why I came in here besides hoping to see your cock and hoping you'd feel my tit is my daughter's little Earth Day lingerie party is in need of more punch."
"Already? Wow! That went fast. Our guests must have been thirsty. I have another batch in the refrigerator. I'll get it as soon as I finish modeling for the ladies." With that, he brushed by Stella and walked in the living room.
From the bedroom he could hear the women singing a song from John Denver's Earth Song album, Celebrate Earth Day, Every Day. His presence interrupted their singing. Normally, he didn't celebrate Earth Day and to know that there was even a song written by John Denver was, well, a bit weird. It would make more sense if Mr. Rogers of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood fame had written such a song.
"Happy Earth Day!" The drunken women all cried out at once, as soon as he entered the room.
"Happy Earth Day," he responded wishing that there was a special Earth Day salute that he could give them, much like the Vulcan hand signage that they did on Star Trek with the middle finger and ring finger splayed apart.
The women were just as bad as men at a strip club with catcalls and whistles. Every one of them fingered and felt his elephant trunk acting as if his cock wasn't even inside. He immediately grew erect when Karen wrapped her hand around it and pulled it. She was sitting on the sofa and leaning forward and his dangling cock was parallel to her full lips. He so wanted to put a hand around the back of her head, pull his cock out of that damn cock sock, and stick it in her mouth. Then, the twins had their turn touching his trunk and even Elaine, the tall and voluptuous redhead, couldn't resist a feel, a stroke, and a grope. His neighbors, Laura, Betty, Sue, and June all pinched his ass, as he walked by them.
