As soon as Jimmy made the punch he carried it out to the living room.
"Happy Earth Day, ladies. I've prepared you my special fruit punch."
After delivering the punch, he said his hello to everyone in attendance and left, just as he promised his wife, Diane. He set the timer on this chronograph to twenty minutes and sat at the kitchen table while drinking a beer and listening to the ballgame on the radio.
"Oh, Jimmy!" He looked at his watch. Sure enough after exactly twenty minutes he heard his mother-in-law beckoning him. The punch was working.
When the women all started giggling as soon as he entered the living room, he knew something was cooking besides his brownies in the oven.
"Oh, oh, I know something is up. Okay, what's going on here? You guys are having too good of a time."
"Hopefully, you are what's up, Jimbo," said his mother-in-law holding up the briefest pair of men's underwear he had ever seen. There was an elephant face on the front, a g-string in back, and an elephant's deflated trunk where his cock fills it.
"We want you to try this on and model it for us," said Karen. "Think of it as your contribution in helping to save the planet. After you model it, we'll buy it."
"C'mon, Jimmy, be a sport," said his cousins Brenda and Audrey talking at the same time. "We all want to buy one for our husbands and boyfriends but need to see what it looks like on a man, first," they said with a giggle and a blush. His cock responded to their insistence that he expose himself to the women albeit encased in the sheer satin material that afforded him not much privacy. Nonetheless, his excitement replaced his modesty.
He looked to Diane and she shrugged her approval. He took the thong from his mother-in-law's hand and disappeared in the bedroom. Quickly and excitedly he removed his jeans and underwear. He couldn't believe the horny women wanted him to model this briefest of bikini underwear. He never expected his Earth Day ending up like this. This real story was suddenly getting hotter than Bostonfictionwriter's story, Earth Day, Sioux Indian Style.
He'd be happy just to see the lingerie show, but to model in it while wearing this little thing, well, his excitement was showing already. He already had an erection. He gave it a couple good, quick strokes to make sure that he filled out the elephant's trunk completely and stood looking at his cock in the mirror.
"Can I come in," rapped his mother-in-law on the bedroom door and without waiting for his reply, opened the door. He had one foot in the underwear and was just putting his other foot inside when she walked in the room. He watched his mother-in-law's eyes move down from his face to his half erect cock before staying glued there. He was embarrassed that his mother-in-law saw him naked but excited at the same time.
"My, my," she said, "my daughter is a lucky woman to have such as big man as you obvious are."
"Good God, Stella, have you no shame? It's a bit embarrassing for you to see me naked."
"Oh, for God sakes, Jimmy, I'm your mother-in-law," she said stepping in the room and closing the bedroom door behind her. "I don't think of you in a sexual way."
"You don't?"
"Well, certainly, not all the time" she said smiling. "But now that I've seen what goes inside your, uhm, elephant trunk, I may think of you more often," she said laughing.
"Stella, you're making me feel really uncomfortable. You make me feel so cheap. You make me feel used. You make me feel like a piece of meat."
"Oh, knock it off, Mr. Innocent. I can see how uncomfortable you must be feeling right now."
She reached down and pulled his trunk. What is it with women that it's okay for them to molest men, so long as their cock is covered, even by the sheerest and most abbreviated fabric, such as this elephant thong that he squeezed his cock inside of it so much like a sausage in a casing?
