AUTHOR'S NOTE: No characters under the age of 18 are represented in this work.
Here's a true story about myself and my sister that no one in the family knows...including my sister.
Beth was going through that partying phase of life that clouds a young lady's judgment. You know, hazardous suburban gatherings that lack adult supervision, and the like. I'd been enviously watching it happen for more than a year (coinciding with the time that our parents were separated), and was looking forward to the age when I'd earn the same sort of freedom that she was enjoying. It seemed to take an eternity to get through adolescence.
It didn't help in slowing down her partying that Beth was a curvy girl with a very pretty face and a penchant for wearing low-cut blouses and miniskirts (I'm afraid I'm giving away the era when this happened). When it wasn't skirts it was bell-bottom jeans, skin-tight to show off her ass. She wore her hair long and straight, and did I mention that when she gave out with one of her warm and happy smiles that she had a mouthful of beautiful teeth? Mine were in braces at the time, a socially painful event when you're that age (especially for boys). I resented Beth for her dental perfection alone, never mind the rest of the attention she received.
Despite being related to Beth I still found her sexy and desirable. Hell, I was a horny young man who got a hard-on if the wind blew strongly enough, so daydreams of stripping her naked and having my way with her should in no way be misconstrued as weird or incestuous. Should they? It didn't help that my friends were constantly pointing out her ripe body to me, as though I hadn't noticed.
Anyway, being the proverbial younger brother I could only look on as Beth slid from experimenting with reefer out back of the school, to Kahlua-fueled petting sessions in dark basement rec rooms, and from there to weekend binges with the field hockey team (a tough bunch of girls they were, but somehow they attracted the most popular boys to their parties, invariably held on the wrong side of the tracks).
She was headed for a train wreck, and Beth seemed to get off on relaying the gory details to me at night when she'd get home, stoned or drunk.
The evening I'm recalling was a weekend when Mom and Dad were away in Bermuda "working on their marriage". With neither of us siblings requiring a babysitter anymore, no one else but myself knew Beth had been missing in action for a day or so. This left me alone in the house. I spent this stretch of time playing basketball with friends out behind our garage, eating at Friendly's because I was hoping to meet some girl who didn't look at me with disgust....but, mostly, by studying the Playboys my Dad had stashed in his underwear drawer.
I was trying my best to spy more than a wisp of Connie Kreski's pubic hair, to no avail, but it was a fun pastime. Penthouse wasn't out in the U.S. yet, but at least during the time I'm speaking about Playboy was featuring real women, not the airbrushed fakes featured today. Usually when studying Dad's mags I barely had time for more than furtive, almost desperate masturbation. Given this luxurious amount of time to myself that weekend, I was having a fine time bringing myself just to the point of orgasm before stopping and letting the urgency ebb away. That way, when I finally did let myself go, I figured it was gonna be a lollapalooza.
This means I was sporting a constant erection. I'd slip down to the kitchen to get myself a bite with my throbbing dick hanging out of my Fruit of the Looms, listen to the radio while wolfing down a sandwich, and then mosey back up the stairs to my fantasy Playboy women with that same stiffie leading the way.
That evening my sister got home at roughly 1 AM. I'll never know whether some friend dropped her off or if she took a cab, because being articulate was beyond her abilities that night. All I know is I heard a loud thump downstairs at the back porch, bringing me abruptly out of my fantasy world (of being a pipe-smoking photographer with an unlimited bevy of naked women at my feet).
It sounded like a baseball bat had been applied to the back door. Then I heard a loud voice that vaguely resembled Beth's. Scrambling to put the magazines back in Dad's drawer, I took the stairs two at a time, filled with alarm. At the last possible moment I remembered I was in just my underwear and t-shirt, and that my aching, unfulfilled privates were still hanging out in front of me! As I reached the porch door I stuffed myself into my briefs and peered out into the darkness.
The dim moonlight showed me Beth lying on her back on the floor, a glint of keys in one hand. She seemed to be trying to move and having little success, like a turtle on its back. I was now even more alarmed. I switched on the porch light and flung open the door.
It wasn't until I found myself kneeling next to her and calling her name that I got a whiff of the alcohol, or should I say a blast. I was simultaneously greatly relieved and very pissed off to realize that her condition was due to fool drunkenness and nothing more. As I tried my best to get Beth to come to, shaking her and calling her name, the stupor of unfulfilled sexual arousal was still ruling my mind. This condition had part of me noting that my sister's breasts were quite visible in outline under her sloppily-arranged peasant blouse, and that her nipples were stiff as anything.
I tried to urge her to her feet, which got her to giggling and calling my name. "Sean, Sean", she said, like I was some sort of cute little puppy, over and over again. I struggled to get her body upright, pulling her out of her shoes in the process. Her big tits bobbed and weaved under the blouse, grabbing my attention. I wondered what had become of her bra. Her arms wrapped around my shoulders affectionately, which helped me finally get her into a sort of standing position. Her breath was like an open vat of vodka.
How I got her into the house and up the stairs I can't fully remember, but I do recall how dead her weight felt under my hands as I cursed her inability to move on her own. There's nothing quite like a drunken human being to drag you down β she felt like two hundred pounds. At the same time I felt a thrill of sorts at being more or less in charge of her, realizing that her body was at my disposal, sort of. Sorry if that sounds sick, but any guy who remembers spending practically a whole evening poring over nudie mags will know it's difficult to clear your head in a hurry.
I had to grip her pretty strongly on the way up the stairs. Beth's miniskirt had ridden up so that my right hand was grasping bare thigh, and my left had slipped under and was supporting her panty-clad ass. I was happy she wasn't in jeans, like usual on weekends, but I wondered why she had on no stockings, or if she'd even put them on before going out. I guess I'll never know, and anyway I didn't mind.
She was giggly and happy, still softly chanting my name. Her half-lidded eyes looked so relaxed I feared she'd go to sleep before I could get her to her room. As we crested the stairs and turned the corner she fluttered them open in alarm and announced "Gotta go pee," in a silly little voice I'd never heard from her.
Man, was she plastered! I made a quick "lesser-of-two-evils" sort of calculation: (1.) the trauma of helping my own sister onto the can, versus (2.) laundering some urine-soaked bedding and maybe some carpet along the way. I hurriedly pulled her into the bathroom and managed to hold her in place with one arm while getting the lid up with the other. Then I let Beth flop down into a more or less sitting position.
I know what you're thinking: how was she going to piss with her panties on? Well, the fact that such a thing hadn't occurred to me may give you an idea of how little experience I'd had with women, and also how unprepared I was for dealing with an incapacitated one. Right then I was more concerned that she might flop forward onto the floor. I pulled her skirt up until it was scrunched around her waist, to protect it from getting splashed, but somehow hadn't twigged that her panties would be a problem.
From my standing position before my sister as I was doing this, looking down, I found myself again captivated by her breasts. They moved around so provocatively under her blouse as she swayed a bit from side to side. It was hypnotic. That may be another reason it hadn't yet occurred to me that her panties would be an encumbrance.
Beth steadied herself and looked up at me with those happy, loopy eyes, catching me looking at her tits. "You're bad," she admonished, and then I heard her start to piss, the urine drizzling into the bowl quietly. My automatic reaction would probably look comical now: mortified that I'd forgotten her panties being in the way, I rushed to kneel down and reach between her legs to pull the fabric aside. It was like some sort of autonomic system within me at work.
Part of my brain registered all the "firsts" I was experiencing: my first time touching a woman's panties; my first time seeing female pubic hair; my first time brushing my fingers over a woman's pussy; and my first time feeling a woman piss on my fingers. All of this in about three seconds.
It would've been overwhelmingly erotic if I hadn't been in such a panic to keep my sister from peeing all over the floor and herself. Having succeeded in getting the wet cotton vee of her panties pulled aside, her liquid was gushing now all over my fingers. I abruptly pulled them away in a sort of horror and amazement, clambering to my feet. Beth just looked up at me, contentedly drunk, and whizzed away.
Her thighs had lazed open, and I couldn't help staring. Beth's healthy growth of light brown pubic hair didn't hang low enough to cover the lips of her vulva, so I received a good anatomy lesson there despite the cotton vee being only pulled halfway aside. The coral pink of her opening was a revelation, as was the startling sight of just how much liquid a bladder can hold β she seemed to go on and on. It was pouring out of her. She even giggled at the spectacle herself, looking down at herself and then up at me with a stuporous grin.
"Hadda go," she whispered, as though we hadn't both noticed. And then: "Your underwear looks funny."
Funny? What could be funny about my underwear? My fuzzy-thinking brain, still lust-addled after hours of wanking without completion, couldn't fathom what she meant. And then I saw that Beth was studying the front of my briefs with some weird sort of interest. It seemed like she was trying to focus her eyes on something.