Mistaken Identity
Meagan had a light afternoon schedule which ended with a house showing three blocks over from her sister, Jennifer's, house. The prospective buyers were looking for something a little bigger and not so close to the road. It is a nice house but being on a corner lot, there is traffic on two sides. The couple planned to keep looking, but left for the day. Meagan and the other agent were left to search for more homes that might meet all the criteria, price, location and everything else that they can think of.
With nothing to do for a couple of hours, Meagan didn't want to go back to the office. She was burnt out and needed a cuppa and a little down time. Wondering if Jennifer was in, Meagan drove the few short blocks and parked in front of her house. As she walked in on the front walk, Meagan could see her sister, Jennifer, through the living room window. She had a bunch of boxes stacked in random piles around the room, most are open but a few were taped shut.
Saying the words:" Ding Dong", Meagan just walked in and looked around. Knowing her sister's moods, Meg could immediately determine that Jenn was on one of her cleaning and rearranging jags. Some stuff gets packed away and stored in the attic, other stuff gets packed up and trashed, other stuff, mostly old clothes, gets boxed up for the many clothing drives and a very few of the packed away clothes are retrieved from their boxes and returned to the closets, for use.
That day was no exception. Jenn had been upstairs and tossed clothing items down the stairs, most of them making it all the way to the bottom. Meg stood for a minute watching the process and then asked: "Oiy, can a girl get a cuppa around here without risking having her clothes packed up."
Jenn: "Meg, it's good to see you. What are you doing off this early in the afternoon?"
Meg: "Harry and I just flubbed a sale with two extremely picky prospective buyers, two streets over. So, with nothing productive to do, I decided to come and pester you for a while. How 'bout that cuppa?
Jenn went into the kitchen to put the kettle on. Meg, politely started shoveling the 'loose tea' into the tea pot, grabbed some cups from the cabinet and set the table in her sister's kitchen. Jenn got the tin of biscuits out of the fridge and put them onto the table. When the water started to boil, Jenn poured it into the tea pot and the sisters sat down to wait for the tea to 'steep'.
Meg: "Eileen may have herself a new beau. He's been down a couple of times from the base and he took Eileen and Ian to some big Air show that they had. Apparently, Ian thinks he's great with all the uniforms and dazzle. Eileen is walking on clouds. I hope this works out, Walter is a really nice guy and poor 'Leeny' deserves to have a good man in her life."
Jenn: "Yeah, after that Rat-Bastard Robert."
Meg: "Yeah, after that Rat-Bastard Robert."
Jenn poured the tea and the sisters chatted on about Eileen and her apparently new man friend Walter.
Meg: "Eileen tells me that Mum and Pappy already approve of Walter. I think that he might have even stayed the night last week."
Jenn: "With Mum next door?"
Meg: "Can you imagine? Mum must have been in quite a state."
Jenn: "Wow, has Mum said anything to you?"
Meg: "Actually yes, Mum and Pappy met Walter and were very impressed. According to her, Eileen is 'happy again'. Mum is apparently just 'turning her head' and not noticing that Leeny has the occasional overnight guest."
Jenn: "So how did she meet this guy?"
Meg: "You met him yourself, at the cookout last summer."
Jenn: "I did? I don't remember him."
Meg: "He works with Jim, on the base. A little taller than Jim, slim, short hair, probably brown. He's a good-looking guy, and looks a couple of years shy of thirty. Jim and I knew him when we were in Japan."
Jenn: "So how did she wind up meeting this guy, the base isn't that close."
Meg: "Well, you know how Leeny has been getting, ever since Robert left."
Jenn: "Yeah, Horny, grumpy and rude."
Meg: "Right. Well, I decided that, as the big sister, I should try to do something about it. So, I got her laid. "
Jenn: "You got her laid? Walter?"
Meg: "Yes, I set it up to happen at the Guest House, on the base. I didn't have too much trouble talking Walter into 'doing' my sister and Eileen was so fucking horny that she convinced herself that she needed it. So, I made some rules."
Jenn: "Leave it to you to make rules for your sister getting laid."
Meg: "Wait until you hear them before you judge, OK?
Jenn: "Go ahead, this is going to be good."
Meg: "First, except for some recognition words to confirm identities there was to be no talking, at least until the deed was done. Second, Leeny was to be in the bed, undressed waiting for him. Third, He had instructions to 'fuck her brains out' and last, they had the room for the entire night. I dropped her off and picked her up the next morning.
Jenn: "So she got laid?
Meg: "According to her, she got it more than once during the night. She said that he 'rang her bell repeatedly."
Jenn: "Multiples? Oh-my-god she's so lucky!"
Meg: "Yep, and by the end of the day, she was after me for his number. She apparently liked his style of fucking or something. So, I put them in touch with each other and it's been getting more involved ever since. She invited him to meet Mum and Pappy already and Pappy pronounced him 'fit for his Eileen.'
Jenn: "Has he got a really big cock, or something."
Meg: "Not according to Leeny. She describes him as well-endowed but not 'porno movie well endowed'."
Jenn: "So what's his secret?"
Meg: "Don't know and don't care. I just know that Leeny is in a much better mood and apparently Ian is thrilled with the man. I have been successful again."
Jenn: "Successful, who else have you gotten laid, lately?"
Meg: "Well, nobody lately, but who introduced you to your John?"
Jenn: "That wasn't exactly lately!"