Daniel never brought any of his girlfriends home to meet me and his dad.
I always asked him about whether he had a steady girlfriend when he came back for weekends. He would always say he dated a lot of very nice girls but nobody special enough to meet his mum just yet.
"I'm still playing the field. You know what I mean mum."
He always grinned at me with that lovely cheeky way he had.
I guessed what he meant but I played the part of the innocent mother, perhaps, if I'm really honest, wanting to hear some details about his sex life.
I'd purse my lips and frown at him:
"I'm sure I don't know what you mean."
He leaned forward, put his hand on my hip and looked into my eyes:
"I mean sex mum. I'm having lots of sex. Lots and lots of it."
Of course I blushed and told him off.
"I don't want to know about what you get up to "
"Why not? Are you jealous mum? Isn't dad banging you properly?"
He wrapped his arms round me from behind and kissed the side of my face.
I turned away and pretended to be busy with washing the dishes:
"Stop it. You're just being naughty now. I'm your mum not one of your sexy dates."
I felt his hand on my bottom:
"Shame."
So when he phoned to tell us he was bringing a girlfriend to stay the weekend I was very excited.
"Will she be sleeping in your room or do you want me to air the spare room?"
"Mum! She'll be sleeping with me of course. And we'll be having sex. I'm 25 years old now for goodness sake."
I needn't have worried. Fiona was lovely. Tall, beautiful with a lovely figure, big tits: almost as big as mine! And long legs. And she was so charming and friendly and polite. We got on very well.
Even my husband Dave got excited in her presence. I caught him staring at her tits and told him off. Fiona noticed and I apologised on my husband's behalf.
Bless her, she was so understanding: she just laughed.
"Oh don't worry. Let him look at my tits. I'm used to it. I'm sure you are too Audrey. You've got a magnificent figure; I hope you don't mind me saying that I'm quite jealous of your tits. You're just as Dan described. He's a lucky man, your Dave."
I wanted to say I wish he knew it but I held my tongue out of respect and the desire to make a good impression to my son's lovely girlfriend.
Over dinner we drank lots of wine and continued drinking later and became more intimate.
Daniel and Fiona told me that they'd met at a fetish club. I was shocked but fascinated. I wanted to tell them that me and Dave had been into BDSM when we first lived together but I thought my poor husband wouldn't want me to mention it in front of our son.
Fiona asked if I wanted to see some of her kinky clothes. I certainly did. We took our glasses of wine up to the bedroom and left father and son to chat downstairs.
Fiona let me try on her PVC top and tight latex skirt. I looked very sexy in it. I felt powerful.
Fiona was very complimentary. She said the outfit made my tits stand out. She was right.
"I just need your whip now!" I quipped.