One
We were at Natalie and Mack's house for dinner. We had brought the steaks - they had provided everything else. The girls had started with margaritas and Mack and I had been drinking beer. We all switched to wine when the steaks went on. We were drunk.
I don't know how the conversation changed to sex but doesn't it always when grownups are sauced up? I had joked the sexiest thing I could do to turn Nicole, my wife, on was to vacuum. Everyone laughed. I made some joke about how the Dyson wasn't the only thing that sucked that night. Nicole got mad and scurried inside. Mack had followed her in to calm her down. Natalie and I were left on the patio with our wine.
"You aren't getting it tonight."
"Not that unusual"
"What? When she's been drinking you don't go home and have kinky sex?" Natalie asked me. I knew she and Mack did. I was Jealous.
"Ha." I laughed. I was being mean. I didn't like to be mean but I was a little tired of getting in trouble when we were out with friends or over for dinner at her sister's house. It was every time now. She could get drunk and say what she wanted. When I was drunk it didn't matter what I said. I was sick of it.
"So no kinky sex?" my sister-in-law asked again.
"That would imply that we had sex but that it wasn't kinky."
"Nothing?"
"Once a week. About four minutes. Maybe ten."
"Eddie, that's not good."
"Nope," I agreed. We sat quietly waiting for them to come back out. They were taking a good long time.
"Should we check on them?" she asked.
"No." I said.
"Let me just ask, what if they are in there doing something inappropriate?"
"Nicki doesn't do inappropriate."
She laughed at that. "What?" I asked.
"She says you are nothing but 'inappropriate.'"
"She thinks I'm kinky. She isn't really into that." I admitted.
"She doesn't say kinky." She smiled at me.
"Perverted?"
"Yeah."
"I guess so. Whatever. Is there another bottle over there?" I asked her, pointing to the cooler behind her.
"What will you give me for it?" She asked.
"We just agreed I'm perverted. I think the answer is anything." I flirted. I like my sister-in-law and if I let myself I could like her in that way. I had thus far resisted really thinking about it. I honestly didn't even flirt with her that much.
"Anything?" she teased back.
"Try me." I dared her.
"I am way too curious now, you know that, right."
"Curiosity did bad things for the cat." I like flirting, I really do, but with Nicole? This was dangerous on a whole new level.
"Kiss me," she said. Immediately after the words came out of her mouth she moved her head rapidly in weird little circles looking in the windows.
"That's not perverted."
"I'm your sister in law. Doesn't that make it naughty?"
"Oh, its bad. It's very bad. I just don't think it's perverted."
"Perversion is a geometric progression. Lets start small. We can work up to a ball-gag and riding crop." It was a brainy thing to say. I thought about kink pregressing geometrically. Kissing your sister in law was bad. Fucking her, ten times as bad. Dressing her in a kitten suit and letting her lick cum off a saucer while you finger her asshole, another ten times worse and 100 times worse than a simple kiss. Nicole wouldn't ever say anything like that.
Natalie had the same blonde hair as Nicole, only longer. She had the same blue eyes, only softer. She had smaller breasts but was taller. She wasn't as sexy as my wife but she was cuter. I wasn't having sex with my wife anyway so what did it matter. I stood and moved on a tack somewhere between the cooler and her patio chair. I could have moved straight on past her to the cooler but when I got to her I paused. Her legs are long and she extended them to block my path.
I looked down at her. She was quite pretty really. She had on a loose blouse and was showing what cleavage she had. She'd had a bra on earlier but I knew she didn't now because I was sitting there when the girls discussed bras in general and the one she was wearing specifically. It was digging into her side and she was going to throw it out. She had gone inside for more pita chips and had a new spring in her step when she had come out. She commented on how much better it was to be rid of it.
I should have looked back over my shoulder. Looking in the row of glass doors it was easy to see into the house and figure out where Nicole and Mack might be. I should have checked but I didn't. I held most of my weight with one extended arm braced on the chair. I lowered myself till our lips met. It was one of those first kiss kisses where it starts with a chaste closed mouth but then builds. It was only a moment till our tongues found each other.
I had a free hand and I reached for her. I aimed well and it came upon the small curve of her breast beneath the white embroidered top. I could feel precisely where her nipple was. Without remorse or consideration I brought my thumb and forefinger together firmly pulling none too delicately, I held tight refusing to let it fall back against her chest and as we kissed her hand moved to the back of my neck as her back arched. She moaned delicately.
I stayed propped over her when our lips broke and I released her tit. She was panting. From where I was I reached into the open cooler and pulled out another bottle of red wine.
When I stood again she was smiling, biting her bottom lip.
I was opening the bottle when Mack came back outside. He was a big man and a good old boy and I felt badly for just having kissed his wife.
We discussed Nicki for a bit. He said she was fine. She was going to be out in a bit. She was just embarrassed he explained. She didn't like talking about sex stuff. "Sometimes the two of you get out of hand," he said. Mack was as prudish as my wife. I wondered absentmindedly about the two of them inside. It had been more than just a couple of minutes. He probably could have completely satisfied her while they were in there. Maybe she would be in a better mood.
It was another hour and a couple more bottles of wine when we called for the car. It was our new thing - we always took a car home. There was no reason to risk it.
"Should I be jealous about the two of you inside for so long?" I teased her. "You really are irresistible in that shirt." It was a weak attempt to be sweet but what the hell.
"Would you even care?" she snapped back.
I had dirty dreams all night about my sister-in-law. I am a pervert, you know.