Jan flipped her magazine closed and sighed. "Patti?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you think Jack's a good fuck?"
Startled, Patti stared at her friend. Where did that come from, she wondered, but there seemed only honest curiosity in Jan's question. She shook her head. "Jan, hon, I have no idea. And why would I know? He's my brother, fer chrissake."
"Yeah, but I thought you might have seen what he's packing, or something." Patti grinned and Jan laughed. "You
have
seen something!"
"Well, yeah, I guess I have. I needed the shower in a hurry, Jack was in, and he hurried out wearing a towel round himself. It slipped!"
"And? Come on, Patti, you can't stop there!"
"Well, he looked to be a good size to me, but would I know? I've only had three lovers - four if I count you and the strap-on - but I think Jack might be the biggest. Hard to tell when they're soft."
There was a pause. "Patti?"
"What now?"
"Would you mind if I tried to get Jack to fuck me?"
Patti gazed at her friend's anxious expression for a long, teasing moment, and then grinned. "Why should I mind?"
"Well, he's younger than us, for one, but mostly because he's your brother and I don't want to spoil our friendship."
"Only a year younger, not exactly a lifetime." Patti smiled. "And just why would you wanting to fuck my brother spoil our friendship?"
Jan shrugged. " I dunno, maybe you want him to yourself."
"Jan, hon, he's my brother, and for that very simple reason he's probably the only eligible male in the city that we will not be in competition for. And why Jack, anyway?"
"Because I haven't been laid in three months, at least not by a male. That's why! And I like him."
Patti gestured expansively. "As far as I'm concerned, go for it."
Jan grinned, and then sobered. "Any ideas about when and how?"
"Why not tonight? That's the when, and I really do think you know how! Mom and Dad are away, you're staying over, and Jack should be home in about an hour."
"You wouldn't mind?"
"Hell, no. It could be good for both of you." Patti grinned. "Can I watch?"
"Patti Allen! What are you saying? Yes, of course you can! Makes me wet just thinking about it."
"Any ideas on how you're going to lure him?"
"A couple. You say you want to watch. Any objection to being watched yourself?"
"Who by?"
"Jack."
"Jack. Right. Okay, Jan Thody, tell me what you're got smouldering in that little red head of yours. Come on, tell!"
Jan grinned. "Jack's due home in about an hour, yes?"
"Yeah. So?"
"What will he do first?"
"Probably get changed."
"Right, and which room does he have to pass to get to his?"
"The guest room." Patti grinned. "Which is where you'll be! Doing what?"
"That's why I asked if you minded being watched. I was thinking it's been a little while since we played with the strap-on, now that you've mentioned it. It's in the car. Shall I get it?"
"Whoa, hold on a minute! Let me get this straight. You are suggesting that you and I are using your strap-on when Jack gets home?"
"That's about it. What d'you think?"
"Hang on. So, effectively you're asking me to be bare-ass naked when my brother comes home. Not only naked, but either fucking you, or being fucked by you, using your strap-on. Not only
that
, but arranging things so that he gets to see us. Have I got that straight?"
"I guess." Jan's look was anxious. "What do you think?"
Patti shook her head and grinned. "I think you're insane, Jan Thody."
Jan's face fell. "You mean you won't do it?"
"Did I say that? No. I said you're insane. Well, so am I, it seems. Let's do it!" Patti grinned again. "The things I do for my friends! Jack's been trying to catch me naked for years, but he'll never expect anything like this!"
"Do you think he's a virgin?"
Patti shook her head. "I don't think so. I don't know for sure. I mean, I never exactly asked him, but he was going out with Cora Nelson for a while, and she's no virgin, that's for sure. No, I think Jack knows what to do."
*
Jack was tired. A long day of shifting boxes, heavy boxes, in Jackson's warehouse, but at least it had been his last day. He smiled. The gift old man Jackson and his co-workers had given him in parting didn't hurt, either. A pleasant surprise. Only one more week and he'd be off to college. Computers and co-eds. Might even get himself a regular girlfriend. It was a while since he'd had a fuck.