Uncle Jim, Mom and Dad sat on the edge of the lake and drank wine. They had just finished their 3rd bottle and were noticeably getting drunk.
Mom, "Jimmy, it's so nice to be here...we never get to hang out like this, what a beautiful place! I love this lake!"
Jimmy "This is the best wine in the world!"
As Dad took a sip of his glass he nodded and agreed, "This is some good fucking wine and a beautiful lake."
Jim "We should tell Craig and Lizzie to come hang out. Or are the 18 and 23 year olds too cool to hang out with the old folks?"
Mom "24 actually....it makes me feel old to say that." she makes a pouty sad face.
Jim holds his glass up and toasts, "let's feel young again" and tells his brother to go get Craig and Lizzie so they can enjoy some of the good wine.
Dad "I don't think Lizzie drinks..."
Mom "She'll enjoy the white wine Jimmy has, it's so fucking good!"
As Dad got up to invite Craig and Lizzie to come drink with them he says, "Oh lord, Sheryl is getting a little tipsy"
As the Dad got closer to the house he could see the back of Lizzie's head through an open window and decided to scare her for fun. He was a little drunk and thought it would be funny. As he crept closer to the window he heard his son's voice. He ducked under the window and listened.
"I think I might stay around for another week or two"
Without looking up from her magazine Lizzie responds, "so"
"So maybe we can hang out again, spend some fun time together, once there's privacy"
Lizzie still doesn't look up from her magazine, but gently rubs her left breast and says, "Ummm, maybe"
"You are being a tease again; you were more fun last night"
The Dad stayed there, kneeling under the window. He was not thinking about scaring them anymore; his dirty imagination had taken over. His wife and brother were sitting 20 yards away at the bottom of a hill; bushes and trees blocked their view of his spying. Hearing his son tell his daughter she's a tease and she was more fun last night made him hard. There was silence for at least 10 seconds and the Dad was frozen, not sure if he should just tip toe away or stay and listen. Just then, Craig broke the silence.
Craig "I have an answer for you"
"To what?" Lizzie replied in a condescending way.
"Remember your "what's dirtier question"...."
Lizzie giggles and says while laughing "you were a little tongue tide last night, so you finally have an answer?"
"Well, I think we are a tie"
"A tie? That's how I know you're not an athlete. No such thing, explain yourself. How are we a tie?"
Craig repeats the question Lizzie asked him last night in a whisper the Dad could barely hear it, but he heard it and couldn't believe his ears. "If the question is, what's dirtier? The porn I watch, the things I think about when I jerk off to your gymnastic videos or you. Then it's a tie because I jerk off to the thought of what you did last night"
Lizzie said is a whisper " You've jerked off to the thought of me sucking a puddle of your cum off the floor? Did I make the same slurping sound in your fantasy?"
"Ya"
"Liar, I bet even in your dirty mind you never thought I'd do that. I'm just proud of myself for making a guy cum without anything touching his dick. It was twitching and jumping around like crazy and then it just erupted. I didn't even get naked; all it took was a sexy dance. I think I'm dirtier. It's not a tie."
Craig responds in a louder whisper "You pulled your gymnastics uniform up so high it disappeared into your perfect ass! Looked over your shoulder and said you wanted to suck my big cock and swallow my cum! Of course I came everywhere"
"But you didn't even use your hands. That's why I'm so proud. Did you think that was possible?"
"Honestly, no. Last night was amazing. Thank you so much."
"Stop being so nice. It's lame. And we should stop talking about this when Mom and Dad are so close"
Craig, "Even if they heard us they wouldn't believe it. We'd say we were kidding"
"Just shut up for now and know that I'm only turned on by you wanting me and making you hold it in until you explode. Basically no hands orgasms are the only thing I'll do with you because it makes me proud"
"You're beautiful and smart, you should be proud. Any guy in the world would be lucky to have you."