I always thought my dad was the coolest dad in our neighborhood, just because he was modern, he liked all my friends, and I sort of had a man-crush on him. After all, he was one to walk around the house naked, especially after mom passed away and I went to the local college.
Especially in the mornings, I would get ready for class, and he would be shaving in the bathroom in the nude, with his hairy belly out for the world to see and his hairy nipples were usually hard. He was never hard and his balls were nice-sized, and I couldn't help but stare as I sat on the toilet. He never saw me staring, to my knowledge.
I lived at home while in college, which was just down the street, which saved on room and board AND gas to get to school and back.
Dad was at work one day, he was a plumber, and I was in a frisky mood and went snooping around his bedroom, which now had a queen size bed just for dad since mom was gone. I looked under the mattress and of course saw girlie magazines, some hard core, and I liked my dad even more now. Especially when I pictured him getting his rocks off.
I opened the nightstand drawer on his side of the bed, and saw the oddest thing. It was a hollowed out banana wrapped in grey duct tape. I couldn't for the life of me think what it was for, until I unwrapped the cellophane and got a fresh smell of cum. He had made his own jack-off toy by cutting off the ends of a banana, wrapping duct tape around it to make it firmer, and taking out the meat of the fruit. I felt the inside, and it had some slippery stuff still in it, so I knew he had recently busted a nut.
I put the thing back in the drawer and went out to the living room and I saw dad drive up with another guy in the car, had no idea who. I took a seat on the couch and pretended like I was studying, and in they walked, my dad and his stud co-worker and longtime friend Raymond. After a short chit-chat, they went into the bedroom and I heard the drawer open and a short time later heard Raymond sort of giggling. I knew exactly what dad did, he showed off his "invention."
A couple days later, I came home from class and dad was home for lunch, and I walked in, walked down the hall to my bedroom, and saw my dad's bedroom door half closed. I peeked in and he was using his banana wanker. I watched and then walked in, and he got really pissed off. I told him to calm down, and after a talk with him, everything was cool.
The next morning, he was getting ready for work and I went into the bathroom, sat down on the stool and just stared at his dick, which now was twitching probably because he knew I was watching. I complimented him on his dick, and he told me I shouldn't say stuff like that, and then told him if he knew what I had done to a lot of my friends, he would blush. His response? "I raised a god damned cocksucking faggot?" I replied "You sure did, and I can't get enough."
Well, THAT got a rise out of him, if you know what I mean. He did all he could to hide it, quickly putting the razor away and getting dressed and leaving for work.