I almost missed the call.
I had my headset on listening in on another Teams conference call, and just happened to see the face of my silenced phone blinking out of the corner of my eye. I muted my microphone, slipped my earbuds under the headset and glanced at the caller ID before I pushed the answer button. I recognized the area code, but not the number. Wary of the myriad of spam calls I'd received recently, trying to sell me Insurance, or "Free Trips to Las Vegas" or similar, routed through spoofers that made it look like they were "local" calls, I was ready to push the button again to hang up, but instead I heard a female voice, and not a sales pitch.
"Hey-ya Cuz! Got a minute?"
The voice was familiar, but yet... not. I didn't immediately place the voice, but the wheels in my mind clicked and whirred, trying to decipher the familiar, but unplaced voice, until suddenly it hit me.
"Stacy?" The giggle on the other end confirmed who had my attention, just as I recognized the interminable meeting that I was listening to had finally moved into something that I needed to participate in. "Gees, Stacy, I'm on a conference call, I'll call you back in 10 minutes, OK?"
"Ok, thanks Ricky."
Ricky.
I admit I'd been Ricky most of my life but graduating from college and entering the business world had changed that to Rick. I managed to push Stacy out of my thoughts long enough to chime in, right on time, when I was asked a specific question.
I hadn't been called Ricky by anyone in several years, but hearing it from her, remembering the last time I'd seen the cute little teenie-bopper that had then been my 15-year-old cousin, made it seem perfectly normal. Now, my participation done for the moment, my mind returned to my cousin's greeting of
"Ricky".
Of course, she was no longer 15, I just hadn't seen her, or talked directly to her, in at least... what was it, 4? Almost 5, years? That would make her 19, nearly 20, or perhaps she already was 20? I remembered seeing a graduation notice hanging on the refrigerator on one of my trips home but couldn't remember whether it
had
been there quite a while ago, or if it
was
still there. Of course, that was no longer "my" home, but my parent's home, as I had no intention of ever living there again. I remember stopping in front of the refrigerator to look at the pic of the cute brunette in the cap and gown standing arm in arm with two other cute graduates, wondering if the body hidden by the robe was as cute as the face and smile that was visible. The one friend was obviously quite busty; her significant assets unable to be hidden and showing through what was otherwise a sexless graduation gown which fell practically straight to the floor on my cousin and her other friend.
15 minutes later, conference call ended, I pulled off the headphones, rubbing my ears. Lockdown started nearly a month earlier for me than for most of the nation as our international arm got hit hard, early, in Spain and Italy. Our US management jumped the gun on the rest of the nation, setting up those of us that could work from home to do just exactly that, and mandating safety precautions already in place in Europe even as our narcissistic and clueless President Trump was saying the US "only" had 15 cases and would be "Virus Free" in a just a few days.
With everything I needed available at the touch of a mouse click, I didn't have to go out very often. With the internet I could research, order, and Amazon would deliver practically anything the next day, so why would I?
Suddenly, without having to fight my way downtown, I found myself with zero commuting time and, except for the occasional face to face Skype or Teams call, I didn't really even have to get dressed during the day. I usually did, just because I never knew when someone would want the camera on, but there were times when I swung out of bed at 7:56, took a pee, grabbed a bowl of cereal and was "in the office" of my one-bedroom apartment at 8 am, stark naked or only wearing boxers. The drawback to isolating at home was that with no real office time, no mingling with co-workers, and taking the mandates of our management that we should 'try' to refrain from physically socializing particularly in the bars and clubs that had just a few weeks later gone into lockdown themselves, my social life had gone to zero. No beers with friends, no hitting on cute girls, and especially no occasionally hooking up with anyone.
I was curious about what Stacy was calling me for; almost assuredly it was bad. Why else would a long-lost relative (even if she wasn't lost) be calling out of the blue? Had someone died? I doubted it, Mom hadn't called, so that made no sense. As I pushed redial on the phone, I found myself wondering just where
exactly
Stacy had called from. If she was truly 20, she had to be in at least her second year, maybe third year of college? Come to think of it, just exactly where was she going to college? I was sure she was going somewhere; she was a smart cookie and had her head screwed on straight, I just hadn't heard where she was going.
"Stacy? It's Rick," I said when she picked up after just one ring.
"I know. There's this new thing called 'Caller ID.' Ever heard of it? It's really easy to tell who's calling."
"Well I see you're as sassy as you ever were."
"Just with you. It's in the bylaws of how to treat your favorite cousin."
"Yeah, uh -- no. If I were your favorite cousin, I would hear from you more than once every four or five years."
"That goes both ways, you could have called me." I know I rolled my eyes, but she was absolutely correct, I could have. Our families used to see each other all the time, my mom and her mom were sisters, and had always been very close. Up until I went away to school, that meant we'd been quite close -- and then life interfered.
I wasn't supposed to stay away, but when I got the summer internship as a sophomore, and then was rehired the summer after my Junior year, and then when they offered me part-time work all the time and full time work during the Christmas holidays - I hadn't been home for more than a few days at a time since my freshman year -- nearly 7 years previously. By the time I was getting ready to graduate, I was sure they were going to make me an offer when I graduated. Surprisingly they didn't, but rather than let me think I was out of whack between reality and what I thought I was making, they told me to go out and interview elsewhere first, everywhere I thought I might want to work, and then come back and see them before I accepted any offers. I went through the interview process, with several other firms, and when I got three job offers, I went back, and they made me go through an interview with them. When the boss came in with HR and asked what I'd been offered, and they not only matched the offer but gave me 20% more to start - it was a no-brainer for both of us. They had a "new" employee with three years of OJT, I hit the ground running and never was really a "new" employee. From a poor starving college student subsisting on Mac and Cheese and student loans, I found myself suddenly employed and making good money.
Unlike many of my other former student friends, I didn't go out and get a bigger apartment, and a new car, and a big-screen TV, and spend