Holy fuck. I thought, as I swiped my thumb across my sisters iphone revealing yet another nude selfie. This one was from above as she held her blonde hair up and pouted in that stupid duck-face way that teenage girl do these days.
Claire was three years younger than me. She was eighteen and she was the biggest pain in my ass you could imagine. She was the 'it' girl in her high-school and she walked around like the world owed her a fucking debt of gratitude with her short skirts and her blonde hair and her fake tan.
Don't get me wrong, I understood why she acted like this, she was hot, sexy actually but god damn did she know it!? She treated me like shit, always whining at me when she decided that it was her turn to watch TV or screaming through the bathroom door when it was her turn to use the shower.
But now I had this! She had left her phone in my room after explaining that her friends were coming over and I'd better not 'embarrass her' or even show my 'stupid face'.
I plugged the phone into my laptop and copied all seven pictures onto my desktop. I then plugged my phone in and moved the pictures into its memory. This was going to be awesome.
Mom and dad had left that day and were gone for the entire weekend. It was their anniversary and Claire had decided to have a few friends over to get drunk. Fine by me. I was going out for some drinks with Kevin anyway but first I knocked on Claire's door.
"You left this in my room," I said and held out her phone.
"Oh, shit. I was looking for that," she replied and grabbed for it. I pulled it away. "Fuck you, creep." She said and grabbed the phone out of my hand. I walked away.
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It was around my fourth beer that I decided to send the first picture to my sister.
"What you doing?" Kevin asked me.
"Oh, nothing, just texting someone," I said.
"A girl?" he asked.
"Uh, yeah, actually, it is."
She replied within a minute.
YOU PRICK! DELTE THEM NOW! She sent.
No way. I replied
DELETE THEM OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! She said
I think I'll put them up on facebook. I said.
There was a long wait in between this message and the next but finally.:
What do I have to do to get you to delete them?
I'll be back later with some suggestions I sent.
Smiling I got back to my beer.
"What are you grinning about?" Kevin asked. "Are you gonna get laid? Is she hot?"
"She's pretty fucking hot, Kevin," I said And you know what? I might just get laid. I thought.
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