The Following is a complete work of fiction and any relation to any person living or dead is 100% coincidental
My name is Tom. I'm 21 years of age and I go to college at The College of NJ. I live in a dorm with my best friends Brad and Kenny and, just like you I like to hang out with my friends and get drunk every weekend when I'm not going to class. I guess you could call me your "typical college guy".
Well...that's almost true. You see right before I went away to college I had a set of experiences over a couple of days that NONE of my buddies could ever DREAM of having and probably never would want to. What happened? Well I'll tell you about it!
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It was a typical Saturday morning at my house: I slept till about 10 and then turned on the TV and watched ESPN for an hour before finally getting my lazy ass out of bed. After this I would go make a quick sandwich and then head out to my job at a local Burger King about three blocks from my house where I was one of the cooks there. I was one of their better cooks and the managers always told me that if it wasn't for me the store would have closed! I always took this with a grain of salt because I knew there were a lot of good people that worked there and maybe one occasional moron but they were always the late shift which thankfully I was never punished with!
It was about 3 in the afternoon and I was just getting off my shift when I saw my mom out with this guy that I never met. He was tall and muscular and wearing a white dress shirt with black dress pants. When I saw the two together I inwardly said to myself "This won't last" of course praying that I was WRONG, but knowing how fucked up she was that it just was a matter of time before those two broke up. I didn't wish that on her, but knowing her history it was just something you could count on ya know?
I went home and immediately flopped on my bed. The sheer fact that the assholes there were making me run the counter and the fryer was the worst thing ever! It sucked worse considering they really decided to wank off around the end of lunch rush and I got stuck with it!
But boy were things about to get interesting...
Mom came home about 5 minutes after I did and went to her room before virtually SLAMMING her door! Typically when this happens in our house something got fucked up with her in her date and sure enough something had...I dunno what it was, but something happened!