"WHAT THE FUCK!" I slammed close my laptop, ripping it out of my sister's hands. Clutching it to my chest.
Raven just giggled, as she sat on my bed. "Do you want to get pegged?"
Raven, my 19 years old goth sister. She has all the tropes: petite, pale skin, small breasts, a bob hair cut. Always wearing dark red lipstick. Dark clothing. She is also friendly, outgoing, perky. Helpful around the house. Honor roll. Captain of the softball team. A good person but a great big sister.
My freshman year of high school, I was the prototypical nerd. Smaller than average, way smarter than average. Hobbies that get you targeted for abuse. The school bully decided I was his target for the day. He ripped my backpack off me, dumping the contents into a mud puddle. He then proceeds to shove me into a corner. I covered my face and began to cry knowing that I was about to get my ass kicked. Then I heard a metallic thud, then another thud, then another, then another. Looking up I saw my sister beating the bully with her softball bat. Her teammates intervened, holding her back. Everyone saw the rage in her eyes and from that point on, no one dared bully me.
I'm now 18 years old. Graduated high school with top honors. I'm still a nerd but a nerd with a full academic scholarship to MIT.
Raven just finished her freshman year of college and was coming home for the summer. Our parents were excited, planning a big dinner but Raven doesn't arrive home till tomorrow. Mom & Dad won't be home till late. That means I have the house all to myself. Time to relax and masturbate, without worrying about being rushed or caught.
I walked into my house excited, it been a while since I had total privacy. Then I heard noises coming from upstairs. Worried that someone has broken in, I carefully walked closer to the stairs and listen. I heard a man grunting! Then a woman's voice, "You like that don't you, getting fucked in the ass!" FUCK! It was one of my favorite porn clips. Why was it playing? I freaked out, was it looping, playing all day? Did mom hear, see it? I bolted upstairs and ran into my room.
"So, baby brother do you want to get pegged?" Raven's dark red lips forming a smile.
"What the hell! You're not suppose to be home till tomorrow! Why are you in my room? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU UNLOCK MY COMPUTER? It's porn it doesn't mean I want to do it! I just stroke off to it!" I knew the second it left my mouth that last part was a mistake.
"I took an earlier train. Someone changed the WiFi password, and I needed a computer. You use the same password all the time."
"I don't use the same password!"
Raven swung her legs over the edge of my bed, sitting up straight. Making eye contact, smiling. "Superbigdicknerd. You need to get better passwords."
I looked at her in stunned silence.
"So 'Mr Superbigdick' got plans for lunch?"
Defeated, I just mumbled, "No."
Sitting at the kitchen island, eating lunch. I was still piss at my sister but happy she was home.
In between bites of her sandwich, "So you got a big dick?"
"Haha." I looked at her annoyed.
"Why didn't you go to prom?"
I knew this was coming, I guess it's better now than later. "You know why. I'm super nerd. I'm barely taller than you. Half of the girls don't know I exists, the other half already had dates. I decided not to waste my time and money."
"Their loss. Why didn't you call me, I could've set you up with one of my old teammates. A few are attending the local college."
"Yeah right. Like they would drop what they were doing to go to prom with me.
Maybe you could have told them to give me a hand job also."
"If I asked, they would have gone to prom with you. You wouldn't just gotten a hand job either." Raven said with a wink.
"Why didn't you set me up then?"
"You didn't ask."
We both started laughing.
After lunch I decided to relax in the backyard. I was daydreaming when Raven sat next to me. "Did you have plans for today?" She asked.