This is my first story to post to this site. That being said, like most of my stories, it is a longer one...you're warned :D.
It rains hardest on a cloudy day.
Basically, situations are only going to get worse even if they look bleak.
I always found Erin's favorite phrase a little out of place for her. My cousin is the type of girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She's cheerful, outgoing, and completely crazy...in a good way. For her to have such a pessimistic saying always struck me as strange, but I can't deny the truth in that Confucianism. Especially not now.
Yesterday, I totally got my dick slammed into a door...figuratively not literally (so I guess it could be much worse). After weeks of teasing and playful groping, I assumed Hannah was ready for the next step.
It began simply. During faculty meetings, Hannah would wink at me or she would make a comment as we passed each other in the hallways. Being one of the few men working as a teacher at an elementary campus means I receive these kinds of advances from coworkers quite a lot. After all, I am twenty-four and rather decent looking while the other two men on campus are a sixty-two year old coot and a perverted middle aged guy who's probably hit on everything that can fog a mirror. Like I said, flirting is something I am used to by now, but Hannah's was different.
For one thing, she is about the same age as me and unmarried. If you have never worked in a school, you wouldn't understand how odd that is. On another note, Hannah is sexy...drop dead sexy. When she first pinched my butt as I stood in the teacher's lounge before work, I thought I had to be mistaken. There was no way a girl like her would do that to me!
Then she gave me a wicked grin.
Fast forwarding through an awkward week, I finally asked her to dinner and was excited beyond belief when she accepted. The last few weeks were amazing. The school year finished, I was dating a hot woman, and I had a summer of fun to look forward to. That's when the first storm cloud appeared.
I asked Hannah to dinner, the place we had our first date, but she politely refused. This happened off and on, but I didn't think a thing about it. That is, until yesterday rolled around.
I took Hannah to a movie; one of those chick-flics that torments a man, but he presses through in the hopes of getting a reward in return. After 90 minutes of beach houses, drama with an overly sexed man, and rainy reunions where the woman discovers the nice guy at her side was always her true love, I allowed myself a deep breath of relief. Taking Hannah's hand, I walked her to her car and gave her a deep kiss.
All was going well...or so I thought.
"I don't want this night to end yet," I said in a whisper when our lips parted. "Want to go back to my place?"
When I opened my eyes, Hannah was looking at me like I had sprouted a pig's tail on top of my head. "Kyle, you are an amazing guy, but..."
There it was: the infamous but. I had been hearing it for the last seven years since my first girlfriend. 'Kyle, you are so nice and sweet and caring, but...', 'Kyle, I wish all guys were like you, but...', or (my personal favorite after last night):
"-but I am seeing someone else and I don't think it would be fair to them."
Hannah was the one with a pig tail sprouting from her head now. I opened my mouth, and closed it again, not knowing what to say.
She gave me her bright, perfectly sexy smile. "Besides, this is just for fun anyway, right?"
Aaaannnndddd dick slammed in door...still figuratively.
"Yeah...sure it is," I said quickly, my face turning a light shade of red as I felt my felt my stomach drop.
I made my exit, knowing I had made a mistake getting emotionally attached so quickly. As I drove home, I heard a thunderstorm roaring in my ears while I watched the sunset in a clear Texas sky.
It rains hardest on a cloudy day.
We have reached the present. I am lying on my futon I use as a couch, eating mint chocolate chip ice-cream from the container, and thinking dark thoughts as I watch Cillian Murphy get the crap beaten out of him by some pretty nasty mobsters.
"I know how you feel," I tell the black and blue Peaky Blinder as he is rushed to the hospital. Taking another large bite of ice-cream, I let out a dejected sigh. With the mood I'm in right now, this could go on a while.
Bleep
'I hope you are coming to the family reunion ;)'
The text's from Erin of course. I growl inwardly. The last thing I want to do is spend three days with second cousins and cousins three times removed that I have no real connection with. Sure, it would be fun to see Erin and her sisters again, but it is a long drive to Middle of Nowhere, South Texas.
Bleep
'I know you are trying to talk yourself out of it, Kyle'
Bleep
'but I always get my way'
Bleep
'come down to the dark side'
I can't help but grin. Since I started working, we rarely see each other anymore except at Christmas; however, she still seems to know me well. Looking at the half eaten gallon of mint ice-cream and the first season of a show I've watched countless times, I realize the trip would do me good.
***
Stepping out of the car is like moving from a fridge to a sauna. Texas is not at all hospitable in mid-June when the sun is taking up half the sky and the humidity is sitting on you like a ton of bricks. After sitting for six hours in an A-C'd car, my glasses seem about as agitated by the heat as I am. The lenses fog to the point of cloudy blindness as soon as I stand. Despite the heat, I am glad to be out of my car and give myself a moment to stretch.
"Kyle!"
I hear, but don't see Erin running toward me. As she gets closer, I notice the blur of her body. I am about to take my glasses off when she barrels into my chest, sending me staggering backward.
"I didn't think you were coming," she said burying her head briefly into my chest before looking up at me.
That's right; I never sent a reply text. Oops.
"You always get your way, Erin," I reply. She laughs. It is a light elfin sound that stirs up distant memories of summers spent together.
"Can you even see through those?"
"No," I give her a light squeeze...God, when did her breasts fill out so much? "But I am sure they protect me from seeing my horrendous cousin."
Erin slaps me hard on the shoulder before reaching up and carefully removing them. I am glad my eyesight is still good enough to see the picture of loveliness that stands before me.
Erin is about four inches shorter than my six feet. To be completely honest, she isn't sensually attractive...she is beautifully simple. Let me explain myself better. Erin usually never wears makeup. Her steel grey eyes don't need eyeliner or shadow to make them shine, her perky lips don't require lipstick to make you dream of kissing them, and her lightly tanned skin has no use for blush. She is athletic instead of soft, forward instead of reserved, and wears dark brown hair short instead of long. Erin is Erin, plain and simple. In that, she is the loveliest creature I have ever seen.
Then my eyes drift further south, and I take an involuntary inward breath. Erin is wearing nothing but a black bikini with a matching pain of bottoms. All I can think is that I was right...her breasts really are larger. They swell outwards like two glorious peaks waiting to be claimed.
What the hell am I thinking!
Her breasts aren't too large though...
Stop thinking this way!
...they are just about right for a handful.
Oh, God, what the hell is wrong with...
"See something you like?" Erin says in a sarcastic tone as she takes a step back and slowly turns so I can see her entire body.
I feel a blush rising up my neck, but decide to play it off. "Just wondering when my little cousin finally got past the cute Hello Kitty one-piece suit she always seemed to wear."
Erin gives me a pouty face, but it quickly turns into a bright smile as she engulfs me in another bear hug. "It's so good to see you again, Kyle!"
"You too," I say genuinely. "You are as refreshing as a cold Pepsi on a summer day."
Disappointingly, she disentangles herself from my arms and begins walking toward the back of my car. "You still drink that nasty stuff? You do realize that Dr. Pepper is the only way to go."
"Only for hicks," I say with a laugh, "and products of incest."
Erin raises a quizzical brow. "And what is wrong with products of incest?"
"I...uh..." What?
Erin slowly runs her right hand down her left shoulder and across her boob. "Are you saying you would never find me attractive enough to ravage me?"
Blood is rushing to my lower extremities. I turn and bend to press the trunk button in the car so that my semi-erection isn't too noticeable. For once, I am almost glad to be average in that regard...almost.
"You should see the look on your face!" Erin chuckles, opening the trunk and grabbing the duffle bag. "I thought you were going to bust a blood vessel!"
"Funny," I growl.
As I move past her to grab my laptop bag, my hand shoots out unexpectedly and gives Erin a hard smack on her ass. She yelps, but I am more distracted by the amazing firmness. It must be all of the running she does.
"You going to let go," Erin smirks, "or are you going to grope me longer?"
"Oh...sorry," I say, quickly removing my hand as I turn a bright shade of red. Maybe this won't be as relaxing as I thought.
"Don't worry," she says, lightly patting my shoulder as she moves past with the duffle bag, "we're cousins. I'll just have to get you back for the spanking later when you're least expecting it."