Caveat emptor: If you don't like this kind of stuff, don't read it.
College just wasn't working out for me. So, on the eve of Ronald Reagan's election in 1980, I took a semester off and started working at a bookstore downtown. One semester stretched into two, and I was still discovering how much fun the big city could be - - punk rock gigs in dive bars, crazy bohemian girls all over the Village, rep house runs of foreign and American B-movies.
When I'd given up on college, I'd also given up on a promising collegiate career in swimming. But, I hadn't given up on working out. My friend, Fuzzy, had set up a complete weight room in back of his tenement building on Avenue B. We spent cold, dark evenings and hot, summer days pumping iron to the sound of The Clash and The Dolls.
I was fitter, more relaxed, and happier than I'd ever been.
One bright April morning, I hiked over to work and started shelving the latest art books to arrive at the loading docks. My co-worker, Giselle, gestured toward me from the history shelves.
I ambled over.
"What's up, Giselle?" I asked.
Giselle ducked her head back and forth. "Did that lady get in touch with you?"
I shrugged. "What lady?"
"Some old lady," Giselle said, wiping her nose against her sleeve. "She came in yesterday when you were off. Asked for you by name."
I shrugged again. "Okay. Maybe she works for the IRS or something."
Giselle giggled. "Yeah. If the IRS hires old bags with pearls and high heels."
I got back to shelving. Around one in the afternoon, I took a break for lunch. When I returned to the floor, I started in on the Music section - - adding and sorting books. As I worked my way down the aisle, I noticed an older gal studying the over-sized books. She was maybe in her fifties but pretty well put together, wearing high heels, a short black skirt, and a white turtleneck. Her tight buttoned tunic coat emphasized her monumental bosom.
She glanced over at me and smiled. I smiled back.
Hmm, I thought to myself, kinda looks like an older Catherine Deneuve, the French actress. High cheekbones, big brown eyes, full lips with her blondish hair piled on top of her head. Her face was lined but still attractive.
I returned to my work until a cloud of perfume gusted across my nose. Looking up, Catherine Deneuve's mother stood only a foot or two away from me. She smiled again, shyly.
"Can I help you?" I asked.
"Oh," the woman said in a surprised voice. "I was wondering if you had any Charles Demuth books."
Though Demuth was a favorite painter of mine, this was a rare request. He was hardly known beyond a small circle of aficionados. Color me impressed.
"Yeah," I answered. "I think I saw a couple over here."
I motioned over my back and led the older woman to the Art section and the several Demuth books. I suggested one and pulled it off the shelf.
"Thanks," the woman said. "Oh my, it's quite heavy."
I laughed. "No problem. I'm here to help."
I opened the book and together we paged through the big color plates, chatting about which we liked and why as we hunched together. I'll admit, there was something attractive about this woman - - she was gentle but also lively and even a little assertive. Her rich, sweet perfume flooded my senses. After we'd stood together for fifteen minutes or so, she suddenly stuck her hand out.
"I'm Charlotte," she said, smiling.
"Robert," I replied, cradling the book in one hand and grasping her small soft hand in the other.
"Robert,' she repeated. "Pleased to meet you."
We talked some more. She was a widow who lived on the Upper West Side. She'd worked the perfume counter at Bloomies for a couple of decades. We talked about our favorite parks and about the state of the city - - graffiti, crime, crummy mayors. She was a great conversationalist. I'd never really talked to a woman like this - - cultured, mature, pleasant. Compared to the new wave and punk girls I hung out with, it was a really relaxing, fun experience.
Finally, after about a half hour, she pushed her hand toward me.
"I really should let you get back to work, Robert," Charlotte said, smiling. "It was such a pleasure to meet you."
"The pleasure is mutual," I answered, gently squeezing her hand. "We should do it again."
Charlotte blushed a little and nodded. She spun on her heels and tip-tapped away from me. As soon as she did, Giselle rushed over.
"That was her," Giselle said.
"Who?"
"The lady who asked for you the other day." Giselle tracked Charlotte as she left the store. "What did she want?"
"Dunno," I answered. "Weird."
"Yeah," Giselle said. "Very weird. You better be careful. She could be a serial killer or something."
I laughed. "A serial killer in pearls and heels who collects social security."
Giselle laughed and we got back to work.
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Things, however, got even weirder in the following weeks.
Every Tuesday at exactly one in the afternoon, Charlotte showed up in the book store. I'd be shelving or stacking or unloading, and I'd get a whiff of her perfume. I'd turn and there she'd be, smiling at me.
I didn't mind it. In fact, I kind of started looking forward to it. Eventually, I told her it might be easier if we met outside the store for coffee. And so, our weekly date changed to the coffee shop around the corner, where we'd sit for an hour or so catching up, making each other laugh, talking about ourselves.
One Friday, my day off, I found myself in midtown and, remembering that Charlotte worked at Bloomingdales, I thought I'd turn the tables a bit and stop by her place of work. Bloomies wasn't a place I visited often, or at all. As I pushed through the front doors, I felt a brief wave of anxiety and resentment. All these rich people spending their ill-gotten gains to buy things I could never afford. I squared my shoulders and navigated toward the perfume section.
I spotted Charlotte, who was chatting with an ancient, withered old woman. Pretending to browse the men's colognes, I watched her. Her kind smile seemed to warm the older woman and Charlotte would reach out occasionally to tap her on the hand. As she spritzed perfume, she'd lean in to listen to the old gal's mutterings. A couple of minutes of this and the woman departed with a small package.
I walked slowly to the counter. Charlotte was busy putting away boxes and rearranging bottles on the counter.
"Excuse me, miss," I said.
Charlotte looked up with a smile.
"Oh my goodness, Robert!" She gushed.
I smiled back. "Thought I'd return the favor and visit your workplace."
I have to admit, Charlotte looked fantastic. Perfect make-up and dark red lipstick. Her hair flowing down her back in a long braid. She wore a white blouse and black vest, buttoned at the waist, that showed off her big breasts. Her brown eyes practically glowed.
Whoa, I said to myself, recognizing a secret I'd been too nervous to admit. This was one sexy lady. A warmth pulsed through my body. But, I told myself, she's gotta be thirty, thirty-five years older than me. Maybe more. I shook my head. There was no denying what my body was telling me. I wanted her.
Charlotte laughed and extended her hand. I took her fingers in mine and studied her small, delicate hand. Glittering rings on her fingers. Her nails perfectly lacquered in red.
She was elegant, I thought to myself. Probably the most elegant woman I'd ever encountered.
"Time for coffee?" I asked.
Charlotte glanced around and her smile faded.
"Oh, honey," she said. "I can't. I'm the only one on this counter until tonight."
I was disappointed but recovered quickly. "What time tonight?" I asked.
Charlotte raised an eyebrow. "The new girl comes on at five."
I nodded. "Great. We'll have dinner together. I know a place on 45th."
Charlotte blushed and pulled her hand from mine. She dropped her eyes for a minute and raised them to look over my shoulder. I twisted my head to follow her gaze. Another woman, about the same age as Charlotte, was arching her eyebrows at Charlotte and nodding. The other woman made her way briskly from behind the counter to my side.
"Oh lord, Charlotte," the woman said, running her eyes up and down me. "Who's your boyfriend?"
Charlotte blushed even more deeply. "Stop, Martha."
Martha laughed. "If you're not gonna take him, dear, I sure will. What a hunk!"
Now, it was my turn to blush.
Martha raised a hand to squeeze my shoulder.
"Hmmmm," she continued. "There's nothing like the attention of a younger man."
Charlotte rolled her eyes but I could tell she was flattered.
"We make a nice couple," I said, impishly. "Don't we, Martha?"
Martha practically cackled in delight. "Honey," she said. "I think we'd make a great couple. But first I'd have to dump my husband."
Charlotte waved her hand at Martha. "You've got a customer, Martha."
The other woman squeezed my shoulder again and hustled back behind her counter.