Hello My Dear Readers...
I always wanted to write stories with characters that fall in the category of People We Look Up To.
They may be an actor, an athlete or any famous personality...
Though not exactly based on true events or actual celebrities, I have been trying to conceive plots that stand somewhere between a spoof and a fantasy.
My works 'An Interview With Madhavi Doshi' and 'My Mom In A Sex Simulator' follow the same theme, and this is another of my humble attempts, but in a larger scale.
The naming pattern followed here is similar to the style employed in the above mentioned stories.
It is an experiment by all means, and I will be imitating a narrative pattern akin to News Bulletins.
Please note that all characters in this episode are purely fictional, and do not exist in real-life.
Also, I wish to straightaway admit that this particular series will be more enjoyable if one is well informed about Indian Cinema. The others may find it a little disappointing.
However, I hope all of you will like this.
Happy Reading!!
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Ladies & Gentlemen...
Welcome to Celebrity Sex News... The show where we bring you all the sleazy & spicy updates of your favorite stars!!
My name is Rajesh, and I will be taking you through the weekly round-up of masala-filled news from around the world.
Let's start right away...
1) Madhavi Doshi buys new Bra & Panties!!
India's Dream Girl, Madhavi, bought herself new sets of bras and panties, from the Slutty Lady store in Mumbai.
She told reporters that her booty size had considerably increased over the last two months, and she had to get some new panties. As she always wore matching bras, she bought them together.
The Manager at Slutty Lady, Rocky, said Madhavi was very happy with their new collection.
He had seen her try a black colored highly transparent demi bra, and according to him she looked absolutely gorgeous in it.
Madhavi, now over 50, is known to use the same pair of panties for years, and wears them even if they have holes in it.
The fact that her last purchase was just 4 months ago, further stressed on the detail that her ass has turned a lot more thicker, raising expectations.
Google almost crashed with close to 1 Billion search requests for pictures that were blessed with the back-view of their favorite actress.
However, according to the Detailed Body Analysis, conducted by some of the most prominent Online Observers, Madhavi's butt has not picked up much fat, thereby contradicting her earlier statement.
While this piece of sensitive information has forced her fans to worry about a possible scandal, with some even going to the extent of questioning her integrity, the real reason could be something truly pleasing.
Sources have been claiming that Madhavi is traveling to USA, next week, to attend a very important meeting with a big Hollywood Studio.
And, her new inner-wears could in-fact be for an Audition the makers are planning to conduct.
So, let's keep our fingers crossed to see Madhavi in a sizzling hot avatar, in her very first Hollywood Movie.
She may have tried to maintain secrecy about the whole project, but since she is going all out for the Screen Test, the film will definitely be one that makes the whole of India leak.
2) Safiya Mirza Gang-Banged in Pakistan!!
Popular Indian Tennis Star, Safiya Mirza, was humiliated and group fucked, inside the Government Guest House in Lahore.
She was made to strip in front of 25 other officials by the Head of Sports Activities, Mr. Naved Khan, as her husband, Suhail Malik, watched helplessly.
Safiya was earlier warned for supporting India, in a cricket match against Pakistan, and the cruel punishment was because she repeated the same mistake, during the recently concluded T-20 Series.
The Ace Player's modern dressing style and hot looks were also a matter of concern for some top Pakistani Officials.
There were clear orders to make her remove her western outfit and get her to wear the traditional abaya, even if it meant using force.
Safiya resisted strongly, but soon hesitantly agreed to their demands, seeing her husband being threatened of his place in the Pakistan Team. She knew how much Suhail loved cricket.
Currently ranked Number 7, in Women's Tennis, Safiya had worn a tight white shirt, and dark blue skinny jeans, when she arrived for the hearing.
She unbuttoned her shirt, filled with shame, and pulled down her jeans, quickly, hoping to be given the new outfit immediately. But, that is where things went out of control.
Safiya only had a strapless light pink bra, and black colored thong covering her modesty, as she desperately waited for the traditional attire to be handed over to her.
The men in power were first shocked, then stunned and soon completely aroused to see an Indian Celebrity, standing in front of them in a totally vulnerable condition.
She was also in the sluttiest state they had ever seen an Indian woman.
The officials easily tricked Suhail into leaving the room, by asking him to get the abaya, even faking an apology for not keeping the same ready.