My Stepmom Lilly and I were headed back home to Asheville N.C., after spending a week in Miami Florida. We were there to help Dad as he was handling Grandpa's estate. Grandpa or Roy as he liked to be called was my father's Dad and he'd past away three weeks ago at ninety two years old.
I once asked Roy what was the secret to living a long life, he answered my question with one word...Pussy. Keep getting it and you'll stay young for life Jack! I was ten when he answered my question and it was lost on me at the time. But now that I'm eighteen I can see what he was saying, because there's nothing like pussy. Getting it and thinking about it, it's was all the same to me.
Roy had willed me his old 1968 Ford Galaxie 500 Station Wagon. He had fully restored the old beast and gave it a deep purple paint job, tinted the windows and installed a set of Cragar Mags. It was sweet! I had long ago dubbed it "The Pimp Machine". And evidently Roy like the name so he had it stenciled in small gold cursive lettering on the drivers door.
So now I was in the process of bringing it home and Lilly was accompanying me. One because she was bored as hell and secondly her and dad had a big fight over something or another. She's been quiet the entire trip and all she does is just stare out the passenger window. And to tell the truth I didn't mind at all because it gave me a chance to check her out.
Lilly is a gorgeous 41 year old MILF, hands down. She's petite and blond with the deepest blue eyes I've ever seen on a woman. And she dresses hot as fuck too. Like right now she dressed in a tight pink half shirt and with her sizable breasts pushing up on the shirt it shows off her tiny gold belly button ring. And then there's the pair of shorty short denim cut offs she's wearing, they're so loose around the crotch area that if she turns just the right way, I can see the crotch of her tiny pink g-string. Nice!
A sign for a rest area comes up and she turns to me, "Jack could you pull over please I have to pee."
"Oh yeah sure, Mom." I said and quickly caught the exit for the rest area. I pulled into a parking space and before I could come to a complete stop she was out of the car and hurrying up the side walk to the restrooms. So I climbed out and locked the car and walked around to stretched my legs.
It was so bitterly cold outside and I was acutely aware of the fact that I was wearing a Tee shirt and a pair of thin basketball shorts. And it suddenly made me wished I'd brought my suitcase, at least then I could have changed clothes. But Dad and Lilly were fighting at breakfast this morning and she storms out of the house and demands that I take her home immediately. Dad just shrugs and tells me, "Take the bitch home,Jack!" It must have been a humdinger of fight they had because Dad has never referred to her as a bitch before.
I started to notice a few people gathering around the old Station Wagon admiring it they were of the older generation if you know what I mean. I laughed to myself, she was probably going to get a lot of attention when I get her back home too.
Two truckers past by me talking about a snow storm that was coming. Shit I hoped it wasn't coming our way. But the old Galaxie has a hell of a heater in it so I wasn't really worried I mean we were in Spartanburg S.C. and home was now only two hours away.
I noticed that Lilly wasn't back yet. She's been gone about fifteen minutes now. How long did it take a woman to piss? I started walking toward the restrooms and I as I do I spot her. She's sitting on top of a picnic table smoking. Wow she rarely smoked. I was only a few feet away before the smell of pot hit me. She was smoking a joint, not a cigarette! I nearly laughed. Lilly didn't even bother putting it away as I walked over and sat down beside her.
I smile at her,"Where the heck did you get that,Mom?"
She giggled her blue eyes a glaze, "I found it in your Grandpa's sock drawer. She took a silver cigarette case from the pocket of her shorts and opened it. Inside were at least twenty other little finely rolled joints.
"Shit! Go grandpa!"
"Do you want one?" She asked offering me the case.
I waved my hand, "No I don't smoke the stuff."
She frowned at me. "Really? I thought I smelled it on you once?"
"I tried it once but all it did was make me feel bad."
She clicked her teeth, "Not me. Heck it lifts my mood, and I certainly need something after that fight your father and I had this morning."
I laughed, "Yeah I can say that, that was one of your humdingers."
She laughed, "Humdingers, really? You talk just like your grandpa."
I shrugged, "He was a good man."
She nodded.
"So what was the fight about, Mom?"
She looked at me and started to say something but stopped.
"Come on, Mom. You can talk to me. In fact you have always been able to talk to me and I you."
She smiled, "I know Jackie. But its something very personal between your Dad and I. It's nothing you need to worried about." She takes a hit of the joint, holds it and lets it out. "Damn your Grandpa knew how to score the good stuff!"
We both started laughing.
"So how are we on gas, Sweetie?" she asked and hit the joint again.
"The old girl is showing a three quarters of a tank. I think we're fine. She's pretty good on gas."
"She? Why do men refer to their cars as "She. Oh wait I know why because they're always riding them." Lilly started giggling. "But then those same guys get to a certain age and they can't seem to ride a damn thing anymore. Like Frank!"
Frank was my dad.
She quickly stopped giggling and frowned, "I'm sorry Jack I shouldn't have said that about your father. Forgive me." she leaned her head on my shoulder.
"So I take it that's what the fight was over this morning."
She frown and nodded then she thumped the head off the joint and pinched it and put the half smoked joint back in the cigarette case. "Now I know why I stopped smoking pot, the stuff is like a truth serum." She shook her head.
I laughed and patted her shoulder, "So he has ED? He is in his sixties."
"So this is my fault, that I fell in love with an older guy? Is that what your saying Jackie?"
"Has he tried Viagra?"
She scratched her forehead and nodded, "Yes and it nearly put him in the hospital, Jackie. It reacts badly with his blood pressure medications. I've tried to suck him, and nothing happens. And I'm great at sucking cock, Jackie."
Wow! Pot does work as a truth serum with Lilly? She's never been this explicit before. "I'm sure you are Lilly."
She looked up at me,red faced, "I can't believe I just told you all that?"
"It's okay,Mom."
Snow started coming down now and falling in big puffy flakes. Mom suddenly gets up and hurries out from beneath the picnic shelter and spreads her arms and throws back her head. "OH Jackie, it's snowing!" She opened her mouth and started catching the flakes in her mouth. Then she started dancing around her breasts bouncing and jiggling. It made me hard just looking at her. And then all hell broke loose on the interstate. Bam! Bam! Bam! And the air is filled with the sounds of crashing metal on metal and breaking glass!
"Fuck!", I shouted and jumped up from the table and ran to the front of the restrooms. And that's when I saw it. A five car pile up, right in front of the on ramp for the Rest Area.
"Whats going on Jackie?" Mom asked grabbing my arm and then she sees it, "Oh my God! That just happened?"
"Yeah Mom. We cant leave the rest area now."
"Oh my goodness, Jackie what do we do?", she gasped. And the words no more than left her sweet lips when suddenly cars started piling into the rest area. "Oh Gracious! Why are there so many cars coming in?"
