Hello,
This is my entry into the April Fool's Day Contest so please vote and comment on it if you enjoy the story and have any suggestions. All characters are over the age of 18.
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Connor was doing what he normally did on Friday nights, nothing other than just sitting there, playing video games, browsing the internet, and watching Netflix. Connor had believed that his senior year of high school was going to be the year that he broke out of his shell and became popular, but so far it had been about the same as the rest of the years he was in school. Connor had a few close friends, but they were all on the bottom rungs of the social ladder and they never got invited to any of the parties that Connor had always wanted to go to. He was tempted to crash several times when he had heard others talking in school about the next party, but he had a huge fear of being caught and thrown out. Connor had also believed that his dating life was going to be better this year. Growing up he had been a little chubby and he was too shy to talk to girls. Thanks to almost four years of high school weightlifting classes and hitting the last of his growth spurts Connor dropped the weight, but the lack of self-esteem still clung to him. He was in his final semester of school and it was looking like none of what Connor had been hoping for out of this year was going to happen.
While Connor watched Netflix he opened Tinder on his phone and started to swipe through girls. Connor got a decent number of matches, but he was never good at making anything come out of them. Most conversations he tried to have with girls he matched with seemed to just taper off into nothing until the conversations died out. Only a few of times Connor tried to meet up with someone who he felt like he was starting to like, but half of those meetups ended up with him being stood up, and the other few were so awkward that no second dates ever happened. There were several girls that Connor had been talking to for a while that seemed cool, but the moment he tried to make anything happen he knew that he would ruin it and have one less person to hope to date. The last meet up he had done had been with a girl from his school, and it had gone so bad and he had been so embarrassed that he deleted the app for a couple of weeks before reinstalling it.
Connor went through each girl's profile that popped up, rarely swiping left on anyone. After a year of swiping Connor had nearly given up on finding anyone and he just opened and checked the app out of habit. Connor was paying more attention to his show then his phone when a beautiful girl named Anna popped up. She had long black hair and a radiant smile that looked like she could be a spokeswoman for a toothpaste company. She was 19, a year older than Connor and attended the local university. Connor read through her profile before he looked at the rest of her pictures, it was almost a generic one that he had seen countless times, how she liked to go on adventures, have a fun time, liked cheesy jokes, and wasn't looking for hookups. Connor took some more time to look at her smile and then started to go through her other pictures. There was a couple of her with friends who were also nearly too beautiful to be true. There was a picture of her in the woods, and another of her out on one of the nearby desert mountain trails. The last pictures were of her in a bikini. One picture she was inside of the pool smiling with her face resting on her hands, her head propped up forming the top point of the triangle, and her ample tits were propped up as well and allowed Connor to see most of them. The next photo was of her standing with her arms draped across the backs of two of her friends, she was in the middle, they were facing away from the camera, looking out across a lake. She had the best ass out of all three of them.
Connor kept on back and forth through the images, but mostly lingering on the first photo of her smile and the one that allowed him to see her tits and smile. Connor knew he was going to swipe right on her, but he didn't want to not be able to see her profile again unless she liked him back. Connor knew that he could take screenshots of her, but he felt odd at the thought of doing so. After looking for about five minutes, Connor finally swiped right on her. Connor was about to set his phone down and start watching his show again when the notification went off that he had a match with Anna. He hadn't expected her to match with him, she was so beautiful that he didn't think that she would ever swipe right on him, and so the fact that she had already matched with him wasn't a thought at all. Connor stared at the blue alert, not believing it.
Connor wanted to message her right away, but he didn't want to appear so needy. Connor forced himself to set his phone back down before he messaged her something that would blow his chances. He tried to think of some witty opening line that would set on the proper course to woo her, but since he had just thought of it as wooing, he doubted that he would have much luck. Connor stared at the screen as he thought about what to write, too afraid to start typing repeatedly and have her see it.
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"He finally matched with us," Julie said excitedly as she showed her best friend Rebecca her phone.
"It's about time, I was starting to think this wasn't going to work," Rebecca said. The two friends were sitting in Julie's room, right next to Connor's room. Earlier Julie had been telling Rebecca about how annoying her step-brother had been lately. There wasn't anything going on this weekend, so the two friends were just hanging out at Julie's parent's house. It was only after they were both bored on their phones when Julie started saying ew multiple times. When Rebecca asked what, Julie showed her her phone and it was opened to Connor's tinder profile.
"I don't know what girl would be interested in him," Julie said flipping through his pictures and reading his profile a loud.
"I don't know," Rebecca said as she took the phone from Julie, "he is kinda cute."
Julie hit Rebecca with a pillow, "Don't ever say that about him again."
"Maybe you should mess with him and super like him," Rebecca said just joking.
"I don't want to give that little pervert any ideas," Julie said, "he is so desperate for a girlfriend, he probably would like me back." Julie started to think and an idea of what she could do started to form. "What if we catfish him," Julie said.
"What, Why?"
"I'm bored. We could use some fake photos and set up a fake account and match up with him," Julie said.
"It could take forever to match with him, and what if he doesn't match with us?" Rebecca said.
Julie opened up the settings on her tinder account and showed Rebecca, "If we set the match distance to its minimum, then he would pop up quickly on our fake account, and if we use pictures that are hot enough he will for sure match with us."
"Ok sure, but I don't want to just steal some girl's photos off the internet," Rebecca said.
They thought for a couple of minutes, and then Julie suggested pictures of their friend Anna. "Since her parents didn't let her have any social media accounts growing up, she still doesn't have any, we could use photos we have of her and just give her a fake name."
"Connor hasn't met her before, right?" Rebecca asked.