Carpe Pussy
2001.
It had been two weeks since my hernia operation. My mother was upset that my girlfriend Janey had decided to attend her sister's wedding rather than stay with me while I recuperated. The following night I was lying in bed watching TV, trying not to think about Janey or sex when there was a knock at the door. My pizza. I opened the door and there was my mom with a small suitcase in her hand, which she dropped to throw her arms around me, kiss me a dozen times on the lips and cheeks and pressing that hour-glass figure of hers into the body of a horny twenty-two year old male who hadn't had sex in almost two weeks and wasn't wearing anything underneath a thin wornout robe.
Her breast pressed into me and her perfume just grabbed me. The fragrance reached down and tickled me down there causing that sleeping one-eyed snake to take notice and move. I pulled my hips away.
She moved her face away from me but her bosom, covered in a thin summer dress, remained pressed into me. I was always amazed how beautiful she was, and today she looked absolutely amazing.
I felt my dick lurch while she exclaimed, "My gawd, Jack, I love you but my goodness you stink. When was the last time you showered?" I took a quick glance at the magnificent mammaries pressing into me. She wasn't wearing a bra and the top part of her cleavage overflowed over the top of the dress' opening.
"Why did you come? Janey will be back in a few days." I bent to get the suitcase, but she beat me to the punch. "I can get it. You just had surgery."
"I know...," I stopped as she bent affording me a look at her partially exposed chest. Gawd, I caught a glimpse of an aureole. Another electric pulse shot to my groin.
She looked up at me, and I couldn't help but notice that her head was inches from my groin. I slouched so the robe could hang more loosely around my waist.
The light and frilly dress seemed to swirl around her as she walked through the door. There was something very damn sexy about it as it swished back and forth. "Why don't you take a shower while I unpack? And then I'll take one." she turned to me then. God, she looked tempting in that dress with her dark-brown hair hanging loosely past golden-colored shoulders. "Or, do I have to give you a sponge bath?"
Mom looked at me with her dark-brown eyes while I smelled her perfume. Before I could answer, the doorbell chimed. "That's the pizza."
"I'll get it. You take a shower."
"Hey, Jack...," Avery the pizza guy stopped his greeting when my mother opened the door.
"How much?" she asked.
Avery didn't answer, just stared at the loosely dancing flesh covered in a very thin material.
"There's money on the coffee table." I told her. Avery continued to stare as she grabbed the money and handed it to him. He didn't even say thank you when she told him to keep the change or when she said bye and closed the door.
I was removing my robe when the door opened. Her hand came through the crack. "Give me your robe, so I can wash it." I was half-hard and I couldn't resist the urge to move an inch of her outstretched hand as I handed her my clothes. I told myself to just place it in her hand and see what happened. If she screamed, I could say it was an accident. Rightttt. Still, the image of her hand with the wedding band stroking me made the blood flow to that part of my body even faster. Damn, I needed to get laid.
While I was in the shower, I realized I had missed a great opportunity. Not of me putting my penis in her hand but of telling her that I needed a sponge bath. I hardened again when I thought of what might have been.
She could be washing me in her summer dress, getting wet, clingy, and transparent. I could tell her to join me... and who knows what might have happened. Dammit! I blew it! I was about to throw one off to my dirty little fantasy when I remembered, carpe diem. There were a few hours before bedtime so why not hold off until she decided to turn in. Maybe I'd see her in a nightie. That would make great stroking material. Or maybe she could catch me jerking my meat and I could ask her to lend me a hand.
As I toweled off, I thought of dad. I should have felt guilty but the image of mom naked and giving me a sponge bath made me whisper, "Sorry, dad, but if I get the chance, I'm going to fuck your pretty little wife."
I spent at least two minutes thinking about baseball. I let out a deep breath when it went down and went looking for her. She wasn't in the living room, kitchen, or in the laundry room. I looked down at my crotch, "I guess she stepped out, huh, buddy."
"Jack, is that you?"
"Yeah. Where are you?"
"I'm in the bedroom." Baseball. Baseball. Baseball. "Alright, I guess it's my turn."
I met her in the hallway. There was a glass of wine in her hand. She wore a red satin kimono that was loosely tied at the waist and fell halfway to her thighs. The points of her nipples poked at the material and jiggled with her movements. She took my breath away. I went to grab her, wanted to bury my face in her neck and touch her breasts. With one hand, I would pull at the sash. With the other, I would reach for one c-cup sized tata while I wrapped my lips around the other nipple but instead of pulling off her robe, I gave her a hug. "What's this for?"
"I'm just glad you're here."
"Well, thank you, honey. That's very sweet of you and let me just say that you smell so much better. I've always enjoyed smelling a man after he's showered."
"How many glasses have you had?"
"A couple." She pulled away, handed me her wineglass and told me to have another ready when she got out. As she was about to enter, I asked, "Mom, have you been working out?" I cringed, but she smiled as I continued, "I mean more than usual."
"No, the same." The smile on her lips got wider as her eyes traveled down my body.
"What?"
"How long has it been?"
"Since what?" I asked.
"Since you know," her eyes dropped down again. "Oh," another surge of blood ran to that part of my body causing the towel to move. I turned away and walked away but when I heard her soft laugh or maybe it was the way she looked at my crotch, either way I stopped and thought "nothing ventured, nothing gained" I turned to face her again. "A little before my hernia operation." I answered.
Her eyes skittered down. She gave another little smile. As she turned, I added, "and you?"
"What?"
"How long has it been for you?" her mouth opened and then she answered, "I can't believe you asked me that."
"You asked me."
"Yeh, but...." I cut her off by saying, "no difference."
"I'm your mother."