"I'm telling you." She gritted her teeth in mock anger. "I know where he put it, and I still can't believe he thinks you sleep through it."
"Well, I honestly don't think he'd get into our bed if he thought I was just pretending. Especially after you showed him how deeply I sleep when you slathered the make-up on me that time with the mascara and blusher and everything." He laughed out loud at the memory.
"Anyway," he continued as he probed his wife's very hairy outer lips with his lengthening cock. "Are you sure he stuck it up your arse?"
"I might be stupid, Denny, but I can tell my arse from my cunt." She swiped him playfully across the head and bucked her hips to welcome him home.
"Ouch," Denny said, then groaned as he slid in "I meant, are you sure he knew that he was up your arse instead of your cunt?" He pushed back a stray lock of damp hair from Carol's face, marvelling at the still-heightened colour in her cheeks and the way her lips were full and red in that post-coital glow.
"Well, I'm pretty certain. He dipped in my puss for lube after each push until he had it balls deep." She said as she undulated her hips to Denny's easy rhythm.
"Ok." Denny leant back and rubbed his hands together with glee. "We can get onto the next part now."
"Whoa, Denny," Carol said, grasping his hands. "we don't want to scare him off. It's taken us three weeks to get here. It took a fortnight to convince him to get in our bed." Carol closed her eyes remembering another exchange student whom they had seduced. "Karl." She spoke his name.
"Karl," echoed Denny as he increased the tempo. "They should all be like Karl. Two days and he was inside your knickers without any prompting."
"Two days. He tried a grope that first night remember?"
"Really? The first night?"
"Yes. Didn't I tell you? When he took the boxes out of my arms. He put his hands under the boxes and pushed his fingers past the edge 'til they were touching my ribs and then he curled his fingers and brushed them along the bottom of my boobs."
"You never told me," Denny said, excitement strengthening his erection as he eased in and withdrew in a leisurely fuck. "What did you do?"
"Well, he said 'I have them, you can let go now.' so I let go and slid my fingers down his belly and then I felt his rod in his jeans and I said 'Are you sure you've got it?' " and he smiled that big Cheshire Cat grin while I ran the back of my knuckles across his dick. And then you walked in."
A dawning light crossed Denny's face. "That's when he stepped back and fell over on the kitchen floor." He cried delightedly.
Carol shushed him with a hiss. "Rob'll hear you. Be quiet."
"Sorry... Karl eh? Was it eleven or twelve?" Denny asked.
"Thirteen." Carol sighed.
"Tell me, you dirty whore. I only counted twelve."
"When you were taking his luggage to the car. Oh yes. Like that."
"I was only gone thirty seconds." Denny countered, incredulous.
"Tell me about it bitch." He ground out between clenched teeth, punctuating the sentence with long deep thrusts.
With gasps and low moans, Carol recalled the episode of Karl's goodbye fuck in the front hall.
* *
Carol was reaching for her coat from the hall-stand as Karl closed his fingers over her hand and she felt his stiffness grinding into her backside.
"No. Karl." She'd whispered. "Denny will be back any second."
Karl made no reply save for reaching in front of Carol with his free hand and grasping her bra-less breasts as he poured his hot breath in her ear, which he probed with his tongue, making her knees almost buckle. "Ooh Karl." She'd groaned.
"I fuck you fast." Karl almost growled in her ear as his hand slid searching, beneath her light summer frock. "Two push," he continued in broken English. "Two push and I give you my spunk in cunt."
"No Karl." Carol hissed even as she arched her back and began to hitch up her frock. "Denny will catch us."
Carol turned her head to see Karl pull from his jeans what she'd been using twice a day for the past week, that 'lovely salami,' as she'd christened it. She looked into Karl's deep brown eyes.
"Two push." She said. "That's all." Then she pulled aside the wet hem of her blue flowered knickers and pushed out her backside.
Carol almost jumped with shock as the head of Karl's hot cock touched the inside of her hole. She heard him say, "One push." as he speared her, full length, pushing her face deep into the coat-rack, where she bit down hard on the sleeve of Denny's wool overcoat while he ground his pubis against her. Karl withdrew agonisingly slowly and she just knew he would be wearing that Cheshire Cat grin as he did so. "Two push." He said.
Carol's universe shattered amongst searing heat, pleasurable pain and the taste of wool as Karl shivered and shook his orgasm inside her.
"Fuck you." He chanted in gasping breaths.
"Fuck you English. Fuck you." Then suddenly he was gone and Carol became aware of receding footsteps and the opening of the front door. So, grasping the rack, she stood on quivering legs, sensing her frock falling to cover her modesty even as she felt the warm trickle of Karl's 'two push' on the inside of her thighs.
* *
"What am I Denny?" Carol asked as she dug her nails into her husband's fleshy backside. "Tell me what I am."
Denny pushed into Carol hard and fast as he called her all the filth he could lay his tongue to. "You're a fucking dirty cunt. You cheap slut. Fucking. Dirty. Filthy, cock-mad whore. You'll fuck anything, you cunting bitch. You. Dirty. Fucking. Cheap. Fucking. Dirty cowbitch." Denny drove hard on the last word and filled his wife as he gasped and lost control, convulsing until he finally lay quiet in her loving arms.
"So --t's th- pl--?" Denny asked with his face planted firmly in the side of his wife's breast.
Carol pulled Denny by the ears until their eyes were level. "What?"
"What is the plan?" Denny repeated enunciating each word separately.
"I'm not sure..." Carol replied. "Let me think." She pulled Denny once more by the ears until he was comfortably suffocating on her breast.
"Well let's think it through." Carol said and then began listing scenarios.
"Has he caught you wanking yet?" she asked Denny.
"I think he knows when it's me and either I haven't seen him or he stays well away. Whichever it is, he's never walked in. And I've never even seen his bedroom door open, never mind found the bathroom door unlocked."
"Well, we can get round that easily enough. He seems to like the being caught thing. Either way; me or him, and he never locks the bathroom door and always leaves his bedroom door open when he knows you're not in the house. So all we have to do is pretend you're not in the house."
"Sounds good to me."
"Well it might not work out like that, so let's think about alternatives."
"Catching us fucking." Suggested Denny.