The combined efforts of my two aunts – Aunty Jackie licking at my pussy, her sister-in-law Rachel sitting on my face – soon erupted into an orgasm for three people. Myself, thanks to Aunt Jackie's clever little mouth, Aunt Rachel, thanks to my clever little mouth, and Uncle Rick, thanks to his randy voyeurism and his stroking hand!
As soon as I had come, quickly followed by Rachel's explosion on my mouth, Uncle Rick let out a grunted "Oh, whatta fuckin' sight!" and his handiwork on Mr Spanky brought the inevitable, sticky outcome for his belly, as his seven-inch prick spurted a couple of wads of semen upwards.
Later, outside by the pool as we savoured his beautifully cooked steaks, washed down by the inevitable bottle or two of Grange Hermitage – a taste I thought I had, by now, acquired – Uncle Rick told his wife and sister-in-law: "Well, as you'll have gathered, I'm no longer persona fuckin' grata with little Miss Carly's sensational pussy.
"But judging by the way I couldn't control myself as you two worked her over upstairs this arvo, I'm not really much use at wanking and watching, so I'll bow out of the picture."
Aunty Jackie laughed. "That's Rickspeak for 'I've found a new woman', Carly, don't let him fool you," she told me.
"Who is it this time? Don't tell me Raewyn has finally relented and let you fuck her? Now she's an executive producer in TV land she's changed the habits of a lifetime?"
Uncle Rick muttered something about "opportunity being a fine chance" but I wasn't really listening, I was thinking of her. Raewyn – the very word evoked wonderful memories of my previous visit, 10 years before. But before we get to her, let me take you back to that year – 1995 – when I was enjoying a month's holiday in Sydney, far from the snow and sleet of an English winter on the Sussex coast.
After a couple of weeks, alternating between Aunty Jackie's bed at nights and my own, when Uncle Rick would bed me, I was happily enjoying sexual favours from both of them. But a fortnight into my holiday things changed. That night, Uncle Rick was enjoying his turn between my thighs – and it was quite a night.
Uncle Rick, for all his loudmouth ways, was, in fact, an incredibly gentle lover. We had spent the day lying by the pool, stark naked, and as usual I had been lavished with attention from my aunt and her 50-year-old Aussie author-husband.
That night, he carried me up to my bedroom, laid me gently on the cool silk sheet and covered my body with kisses. His seven-inch cock was a proud piece of equipment, but there was none of the macho posturing in his lovemaking.
He took me in the missionary position, then doggy style, then gave me a tit fuck and after a passionate hour or more of fucking and sucking, collapsed fast asleep in my arms. Quite how he could perform that well after at least three-quarters of a bottle of what he described as "a ball-tearer of an Aussie red" was beyond me.
That morning he woke me gently by the simple expedient of placing his practised tongue along my sex trench until I stirred and accepted his eager, stiffness in my vagina. Half-way through our "dawn breaker", as he crudely referred to it, the phone rang. Seconds later there was a knock on the door and my aunt opened it and announced: "Channel 9 on the phone for you Rick, it's the show's executive producer, he says it's urgent."
With a sigh, uncle rolled off me, his erection leaving a trail of sex juice across my thigh and I took the opportunity to jump into the shower and get dressed – if you can call the bikinis I was in the habit of wearing in the hot Sydney sun being "dressed".
Uncle Rick was also dressed and showered by the time I got downstairs.
"Channel 9 has a midday show I've got to appear on," he told me. "I'm apparently being talked about a lot in some fuckin' High Court case in Pongolia – it's all about some sheila who's claiming her work's been plagiarised by some other Pommy author and the defence team want to call me to give evidence for him.
"Wanna come down to the studios while I appear for my '15 minutes of fame' as Andy Warhol put it, Carly?"
"Yes, please," I said, buttering a slice of toast and marmalade. "When do you have to given evidence back home?"
"Apparently Qantas is holding a first class return ticket for me at Mascot. I fly tonight," said Uncle Rick.
And that was how I met Raewyn!
Uncle misjudged the traffic, which can be bloody awful in the centre of Sydney, and we were running late when he wheeled the big red Holden into the studio car park. He rushed me inside, we got visitors' tags and a cold-looking woman took us to the hospitality suite.
There we were greeted by a lovely blonde vision, who shook me by the hand – she obviously already knew Uncle Rick - and announced: "I'm Raewyn, and you Rick are late. Get down to makeup, you've 20 minutes before you're on air."
Uncle handed me over to her. "This is my niece Carly, and you look after her Raewyn, only don't get her pissed," he said, in his typically blunt Aussie manner and was then gone.
They say "gentlemen prefer blondes", but it's not just gentlemen, it's women, too. Oh, well, let's admit it – it's me. But then again, I prefer blondes, brunettes, redheads. You get the drift.
Anyway, with Raewyn there a lot to prefer. In her late 20s, she was wearing a tight-fitting white T-shirt with "Everlast" stamped across her breasts, which were large, around the size of my 36ers, I'd guess. Her eyes were flashing green, her blonde hair was pulled back in a ponytail and she was pretty, with a little snub nose, great teeth and a warm, pleasant smile. I knew from the instant I saw her I was going to like her.
But wait, as they say on those awful TV ads, there's more! She was wearing a pair of red leather jeans and her arse was the most magnificent pair of muscular mounds I'd ever laid my lascivious eyes on. She caught me looking.
"Sorry," I said, quickly, knowing I'd been caught leching on her bum.
"Oh, that's OK, Carly," she said, "I get a lot of that, but it's mostly from old politicians or blokes like your uncle, who'd just love to spank me."
"I can see that," I said, indicating I'd have a gin and tonic while we waited for Uncle Rick's appearance on the show.
"A mother's ruin and Schweppes coming up, Carly," said Raewyn, in her broad Aussie twang. "And tell me, is he really your uncle, and has he spanked you?"
I sipped on the monster drink she'd poured me. "He's married to my aunty," I said, "so he's an uncle by marriage and yes, he's spanked me."
Quite why I told her, to this day I have no idea, but just as there are some people you instantly take a shine to, so there are some people you instantly trust, as well. Raewyn was both of these things.
And then I added my clincher. "But I got him back," I said, sipping the g and t to check that it was as strong as I feared – it was.
"You got him back?" said Raewyn, her eyebrows arching.
"Yes, I whipped his arse while he was being fellated by my Aunty Jackie," I said, knowing I shouldn't have been saying this, but feeling so at home and at ease with the young blonde.
Then I blushed. "And I had help from uncle's sister, Rachel, a former lingerie model. We whipped him together, while aunty brought him off." I just couldn't shut up!
Raewyn gave a start, but it wasn't my talk of whipping or fellatio. It was my mention of the name Rachel.
"Rachel?" she asked. "Not Rachel Riccadonna –
the
Rachel Riccadonna?"
"Well it's a different name to uncle's, I know, but she's a former model and she's 40 now," I said.
"Ohmigod," said Raewyn, running the three words together. "When I was a teenager my mum got a lingerie and bikini catalogue and one of the models in it was Rachel Riccadonna.
"Mum thought her catalogue had gone missing and it had – 'cos I'd nicked it," said Raewyn. "Stone the crows, I had the hots for your uncle's sis. I used to stroke myself to sleep at nights dreaming of the naughty things she could do to me."
I sucked on a deep draught of the gin – shit, it was strong!
"Would you like to meet her?" I asked. "Uncle Rick's off to London tonight and Aunty Rachel's coming round on Friday evening to stay the week-end. I'm sure Aunty Jackie wouldn't mind if I invited you along too, there's rooms for Africa in their place."
I thought Raewyn was going to hug me to death and I had a job balancing the g and t as she pressed her glorious body against me and said: "You'll make me the happiest girl in the world!"
Then she took a card, scribbled her home number on the back and I promised to call her.
Then we watched on the monitor in the hospitality suite as Uncle Rick did his interview, but to be quite honest I wasn't really paying attention. I was envisaging Raewyn, buck naked and strapped over a flogging bench in Aunty Jackie's basement games room while I worked on her glorious arse with a large leather paddle. It excited me and by the time uncle emerged from the studio and came to enjoy "a palate cleansing ale", as he put it, my panties were sopping wet.
Back home, while uncle was packing and trying to find some smart suits "that will impress a bunch of fuckin' Pommy jurors" I explained to Aunty Jackie my chat with Raewyn in the hospitality suite, told her I'd possibly revealed a bit too much about the games we played together with Aunty Rachel, then said I'd invited the TV woman for the week-end. Would it be all right?
"Would it what?" exclaimed my aunt. "It's a terrific idea. And Rachel makes out she's a hard-bitten Aussie gal, but deep down she'll be hugely impressed that she was such an influence on a teenager. Mind you, it was 10 years ago, and I hope she's not disappointed in Rachel."
I grinned. "Aunt Jackie, you know as well as I do that Aunty Rachel's still got a body to die for – or, rather, to go down for," I told her. "I'm sure Raewyn will be her devoted slave – and from what I gather she's really into spanking and bondage and stuff."
"Fuck, I can hardly wait," said Aunty Jackie, then Uncle Rick arrived, dressed for his trip.
"Can hardly wait for what?" he asked, dropping a large suitcase and a suitholder on the couch and dialling for a cab.
"Oh, nothing," said Aunty Jackie, then she added, mischievously: "It's just that Carly here's invited the TV hospitality suite girl, Raewyn, around for the week-end, only you won't be here to enjoy it. You'll be at 35,000 feet on the way to Heathrow."
"Fuck!" exclaimed uncle, then adding hastily, "er, no, sorry mate, not you, I was having a chat with my wife. Can you get a cab to pick me up?" Typical Uncle Rick and his loud mouth!
The next day, a Friday, I called Raewyn at the studios, and gave her Aunty Jackie's address.
"It's all set for the week-end," I told her, "only Aunty Jackie and I haven't told Rachel, so it's going to be a surprise, OK?"
Raewyn was thrilled, but also cautious. "Oh, Carly, I don't know about this, what if she hates me?" she said, her voice wavering.
"She's going to love you, you silly Aussie tart," I laughed. "We're expecting you this afternoon – and bring a bikini, the smaller and sexier the better!"
It was Raewyn's turn to laugh. "Already done that," she informed me, "one black, one red. I'm finished as soon as the show wraps at 2, so I'll be with you by 3."