I trotted beside Uncle Rick as he pushed my trolley at a rapid pace out to his car in the car park. Again it was fire-engine red, again it was huge, and yes, it was another gas-guzzling Holden V8. Just one that was 10 years more recent than the machine he'd shown me around Sydney in on my last visit.
After he'd stowed my bags in the boot and was wheeling out of the car park, I chided him: "Really, uncle, what a loud fuss in the airport. People turned their heads!"
The now silver-haired 60-year-old smiled, his face tanned and lined, but much the same as I remembered him from 1996.
"Fuck 'em," he said, with his typically Anglo-Saxon but also decidedly Australian turn-of-phrase, "give the bastards something to talk about on their drive to their dreary little homes in Parramatta, or Paddington, or wherever the fuck they live."
As he gunned the grunty big V8 onto the freeway, he looked at me and smiled. "Still ravishing, you little Pommy tart, still got jugs to die for, I see," he said, looking at my 36-inch breasts, which now had to strain into a DD bra, up in size from 10 years ago.
"And Mr and Mrs Spanky – they still enjoy all those naughty games?" I asked, rubbing my hand provocatively along his thigh, which was still muscled and taut.
"Fuckin' oath," he replied, in another of those coarse Aussie terms I'd come to remember. "But Mrs Spanky – or your Aunty Jackie – told me to tell you that she's looking forward to becoming re-acquainted with that highly educated mouth of yours, you little slut."
"I'm glad to hear that things haven't changed," I said, before stretching out and enjoying the drive to the harbourside mansion that uncle's royalty millions had paid for.
Inside the house it was a case of deja-vu. Down the stairs to meet us came the beautifully busty Aunt Jackie, clad as she had been all those years ago when she greeted me, in a striking bikini. This one, made of shiny red PVC, was even briefer than her style from 1996.
She was 45 now, but still a woman who most men – and a helluva lot of women – would give their eye teeth for. Well, if you're talking women, you would certainly have to include me. Her breasts were still big and firm-looking, she appeared to have put no weight on whatsoever, her hair was still lustrous, only a few lines on her neck, probably the result of her devotion to lounging in the sun by the pool, made her look older.
"Hi, you filthy little slut," she smiled, kissing me on the cheek and goosing me on the bum. "What lies has God's gift to middle-aged women here been spinning you on the way here?"
"Something about fucking you five times a day, and six on Sundays," I grinned, as Uncle Rick took my bags upstairs to my room.
"Lying little Pommy sheila," he roared, as he disappeared upstairs.
"Five times a day and six on Sundays?" laughed Aunty Jackie. "Chance would be a fine opportunity. There are times when Mrs Spanky has to go down on her knees and beg him for it."
"A position I presume you're delighted to be in?" I told her.
"Too fuckin' right," said aunty, in a much more accented Australian twang than I remembered from 1996. Still, it was a decade on, I guess.
When I'd unpacked everything and Uncle Rick had provided us a fine crayfish salad washed down with a couple of bottles of vintage Krug, I stretched and made my excuses.
"Pardon me, you lovely randy two," I said, "but I hardly slept a wink on the leg down from Singapore. Do you mind if I catch up on some beauty sleep for an hour or two?"
"Go for it, you wimpy Pommy tart," grinned uncle. "I'll wake you up around 5 o'clock. Rachel's popping round for some drinks and a steak on the barbie later, and then we can all remember the good times, when all my pubic hair was black and I could get it up without the help of a fuckin' container crane!"
I kissed them both on the cheek – there would be plenty of time for more intimate caresses during the next month – and walked upstairs to my bedroom, which looked much the same as when I'd left it in 1996.
I stripped nude, fell in between the sheets and in my mind drifted off to memories of some of those times.
Like my first experience of a "bungee whipping", hoisted into those strong rubber bands suspended from the ceiling, and bouncing up and down on my aunt's mouth. For each stroke of uncle's many-stranded rubber flogger, I got an equal number of licks. After stroke number 15, aunty licked my sex trench 15 times, then released my legs, just as I felt my orgasm begin.
My body sprang back up on the rubber strands, then uncle gave me stroke 16, and aunty hauled me down onto her mouth again for 16 strokes, only I'd bellowed to an orgasm after about a dozen licks from her luscious little tongue.
I remembered being freed and uncle, his cock thick and turgid pressed against my thigh as he rubbed his hands all over my heaving breasts. "And tell me, you filthy little Pommy slut," he whispered in my ear, "did you enjoy your first bungee whipping?"
"I see what you mean about something good coming out of – what did you call New Zealand, the Shaky Isles?" I gasped, coming back to earth from my Big O in more ways than one.
"Yeah," said uncle, "the place is full of scenery and sheep, that's all it's good for, but the bungee whipping takes a bit of beating, pardon the pun, you lovely little slut."
After the excitement of my debut as a bungee whipping slave, we all lay back on recliners and I worked again on my tan. Then the phone rang and uncle answered using his portable extension.
"Hiya, Rache," I heard him say, obviously addressing his 40-year-old sister. "Yeah, she's settled in, got over her jet lag, loves being bungee whipped and has a fuckin' fetish for being spanked.
"What say you get that scrawny arse of yours into gear and get here, so we can play some games with the little Pommy slut."
Judging by uncle's reaction, his sister could think of nothing she'd like to do more than "play some games" with me, the "little Pommy slut", and uncle cut the connection and told me and aunty: "She's on her way. I'd better make sure we've got some steaks de-frosted, you know how she likes her meat! Rare and runny, just like her pussies!"
While he was gone to get some steak out of the deep freeze, Aunt Jackie enlightened me about her husband's sister. I already knew she was 40, five years older than my aunt, but that was it.
"I think you'll like her," said Aunty Jackie, rolling over onto her tummy, giving me a glorious vision of rolling, bouncing big breasts and a lovely shaved pussy as she did so.
"She's tall, almost as tall as your Uncle Rick, so it wasn't a surprise when she became a top lingerie model, although she's given that up now. But you know the type - legs that go on forever, as the old saying goes, 34-inch breasts, but they're lovely to suck on. But she's unusual."
I matched Aunty Jackie, switching to lying on my tummy so I could tan my back and buttocks some more. "In what way?" I asked.
"Well, she's that strange creature who likes to be dommed but is equally at home being a bit of a dominant herself," said Aunt Jackie. "I domme her like crazy, of course, because that's the way I am, but she can take it and also hand it out. She loves to whip her brother."
I almost gagged on my orange juice. "She fuckin' whips him?" I said, adopting uncle's Australian way of leaving the "g" from the word.
"Sure," smiled Aunt Jackie. "They don't fuck, but she'll flog his arse every now and again. Not that it's all one-way traffic. Rick gets a huge hard on just watching as his whip cracks down on her lovely long figure. Well, the lovely old perve is into whipping and spanking anything that wears skirts."
"Do you mind?" I inquired, realising now that Uncle Rick was even more of a randy bastard than I'd thought.
"Nah," said my dad's sister. "He doesn't fuck her, so that's OK."
"But he fucks me!" I said. "What's the difference?"
Aunt Jackie smiled indulgently. "He fucks you because you're an extremely attractive young woman and you're not really related – well, only by marriage to me. He doesn't regard it in the slightest as incest. What you and I do is incest, but Rick would, in his delightful turn of phrase, describe you as 'fair game', my dear Carly," she said.
Just then Uncle Rick returned, this time holding a cold bottle of lager in his hand. "What's fair game, darl?" he asked, as he lay his naked body down on the recliner, his flesh tanned and brown and glistening from suntan lotion.
"I was just explaining to Carly here that while you get a terrific boner simply being flogged by your sister, or by flogging her, you never fuck her, but your fucking Carly isn't really incest."
"Well," said Uncle Rick, sucking down some of the liquid amber, "I wouldn't necessarily want to argue it in front of the stipendiary magistrate, but I take your point. If I weren't married to you, darl, and I came across Carly in a bar, there'd be nothing to prevent me chatting her up, then racing her off to bed."
"Except your appalling foreplay," I joked.
"Well, never mind my foreplay, Carly," said uncle with a wicked grin forming on his face. "Now, how about a fuck?"
We all broke into laughter, then uncle heard a tooting as a car had obviously pulled up in front of the big mansion.
"That's probably Rache," he said, "but in case it's not, you two gets towels across your big boobs, while I see to it."