"Babe, You sure you don't want to come? We can take the later bus if you want."
I know she won't. It's kind of a hassle for sure, and on top of that she doesn't really want to go back country camping. Sarah's more the glamping kind of girl. That's fine with me we spend all our time together anyway. It's good for us to have different interests. The only reason I'm pushing it is because I'm going with her Irish twin sister, Emily. Emma, Sarah, and I all went to high school together. Now Sarah and I are married, and Emma and I hang out all the time. We're really close.
Sometimes I think to myself 'boy, I sure do wish sister wives were encouraged in our society. I love both these women so much.'
I make myself laugh a lot.
Sarah finally yells back.
"Get the fuck out I want some me time!"
God I love that woman.
So I leave with just a backpack and thoughts that make me think I'm a perverted little shit. The itinerary for the trip is pretty simple.
1. Get on bus.
2. Emma get on bus.
3. Arrive at national park.
4. Hike in
5. Find spot
6. Camp
Pretty simple.
As I sit, and wait I just think to myself 'did I bring everything?'
Sleeping bag? Check
Those cans of soups and chowders that are only good when you're camping? Check
Tent large enough for two people? (Emma, Sarah, and I always share a tent). Check
I keep going down the list just totally lost in my thoughts. I also totally miss as the bus entirely fills in, and leaves barely any wiggle room. Oops. Looks like Emma's standing, which probably means I'm standing because I'm such a great guy.
"Hey what the hell Dave. You were supposed to save me a seat!"
I'm jolted out of my lost in thought-ness by quite a sight.
Emma in all her goddamn sexy glory. She's sexy in an understated kind of way. Where you wouldn't pick her in a lineup as a Megan Fox look alike (obligatory dated pop culture reference). She's sexy in a more real human being kind of way. She's 23, thin, with unbelievably perfect hips. They sway just ever so slightly any time she walks. Her tits are probably 32B's, which is normally not my type of bewb, but where the sexy really is- where it really lies- is her ass! Her ass is just fucking perfect. It looks grabbable, spankable, hell I'd eat that ass, and I don't eat ass. Back to reality Dave.
"Here you want my seat?"
I start to rise, but there's not even enough room for that. Emma can't get out of the way, and I can't stand.
"No it's fine. I'll just stand until a seat or two open up."
"Cool. Sorry Emma."
"Don't worry about it. You're lucky I'm super fucking excited to go backpacking."
"Me too. I've had my bag packed for the whole week just waiting."
"Too bad Sarah isn't coming."
"Yeah, but come on Emma. She would not enjoy backpacking. It's not her style."
"That's true."
Emma is just getting shoved left and right. I know she wants to sit badly. I wish I could offer my lap. But that's just the dream. I just stare at her hips while she rocks with movement of the bus. Fuck! I wish she was turned around and I could just stare at her ass.
She turns around.
Holy shit. Am I magical? I wish she would drop her pants so I could see her bare ass.
This, obviously, does not happen. Instead something much worse happens-
I see a creepy guy's hand on her hip. Now I see why she turned around. She's trying to see which mother fucker is totally creeping.
Well I'm not waiting for her to figure it out because I can tell who it is. I jolt upright pushing oh so many people over, and I yell at the creep "Hey man keep your fucking hands to yourself." Everyone stares at me and the dude has his hands so high in the air. He's a fucking deer caught in the headlights. Well Emma isn't looking at me. Now that she knows who the creep is she can wail on him. She socks him right in the stomach and the dude goes down.
Well the commotion is really rocking the crowd here and it's turning into a goddamn mosh pit. Emma and I both go down. I couldn't have creepily planned it better. I end up in the seat, and Emma's glorious ass ends up in my lap.
Holy shit this is amazing. Actual contact with her ass. After all these years of gawking and admiring it's really in my lap. It feels every bit as good as I had hoped it would.
Emma leans back to my ear and sort of talk whispers, "Hey sorry. Do you mind?"
"Nah it's cool there's no room and I definitely don't want something like that happening again."
"Yeah. What a fucking creep."
Oh if only she knew my thoughts. She'd know I'm just as scummy. God I hate this. I love my wife. I love her so fricking much. Sure our sex life isn't as great as I want it to be, but we have more than sex we have such an understanding of each other. We have so much fun together. We laugh together. It's awesome! And here I am being a twelve year old at a middle school dance just repeating a nice little mantra in my head over and over 'don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner'
Shit.
The bus is rocking. The bus is swaying. The bus is jolting.
Emma's body is doing all of that as well.
Her hips are just moving freely with the bus and they're rocking my world. I feel as her ass grinds into my cock. She falls backwards on me. She falls forwards. Every movement feels like a mile, but is probably barely a half inch or an inch.
"Tell me if I get too uncomfortable on you." Emma speaks into my ear again.
God I wish she would just stick her fucking tongue in my ear.
"Nope. All good. We're only ten out, but I'll let you know."
She bounces a little as she responds "Good. I like having a cushioned seat."
God. Please let me not get hard. Just for ten minutes. That's all.
Oh shit. God does not like to listen. My dick is definitely responding.
Emma's ass continues to grind on me, and my dick is definitely coming to life.
I just told her it's fine! What do I do? I have to get her off. Me! Get her off me! Jesus Dave. Now is not the time.
"Hey Dave?"
Oh fuck.
"Yeah Emma?"
"You still all right?"
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. She can tell. Of course she can tell. Fuck but what do I say? This is my sister in law! FUUUUUUCK.
"Totally."
Totally? FUCKING TOTALLY? What the fuck creepy shit does that mean? Totally he says. Oh I'm fine just fucking harder than a diamond in an ice storm because your perfect ass is rubbing against me just how I've always facking wanted! And yes! I said facking! Not fucking! Because while I'm freaking out I like to go on weird tangents in my mind like swearing with a facking Boston accent!
"Cool. Just making sure. I think we're almost there."
Oh. Cool. She's not upset right now. Duh. It's natural. She knows that. She's probably just trying not to make you feel shitty.
Wait. Did her ass just wiggle a little against the movement of the bus? Oh shit! No. Don't let your mind run away from you. She's probably- I don't know but goddamn does it feel good.