Camping with the Sister in Law

"Babe, You sure you don't want to come? We can take the later bus if you want."

I know she won't. It's kind of a hassle for sure, and on top of that she doesn't really want to go back country camping. Sarah's more the glamping kind of girl. That's fine with me we spend all our time together anyway. It's good for us to have different interests. The only reason I'm pushing it is because I'm going with her Irish twin sister, Emily. Emma, Sarah, and I all went to high school together. Now Sarah and I are married, and Emma and I hang out all the time. We're really close.

Sometimes I think to myself 'boy, I sure do wish sister wives were encouraged in our society. I love both these women so much.'

I make myself laugh a lot.

Sarah finally yells back.

"Get the fuck out I want some me time!"

God I love that woman.

So I leave with just a backpack and thoughts that make me think I'm a perverted little shit. The itinerary for the trip is pretty simple.

1. Get on bus.

2. Emma get on bus.

3. Arrive at national park.

4. Hike in

5. Find spot

6. Camp

Pretty simple.

As I sit, and wait I just think to myself 'did I bring everything?'

Sleeping bag? Check

Those cans of soups and chowders that are only good when you're camping? Check

Tent large enough for two people? (Emma, Sarah, and I always share a tent). Check

I keep going down the list just totally lost in my thoughts. I also totally miss as the bus entirely fills in, and leaves barely any wiggle room. Oops. Looks like Emma's standing, which probably means I'm standing because I'm such a great guy.

"Hey what the hell Dave. You were supposed to save me a seat!"

I'm jolted out of my lost in thought-ness by quite a sight.

Emma in all her goddamn sexy glory. She's sexy in an understated kind of way. Where you wouldn't pick her in a lineup as a Megan Fox look alike (obligatory dated pop culture reference). She's sexy in a more real human being kind of way. She's 23, thin, with unbelievably perfect hips. They sway just ever so slightly any time she walks. Her tits are probably 32B's, which is normally not my type of bewb, but where the sexy really is- where it really lies- is her ass! Her ass is just fucking perfect. It looks grabbable, spankable, hell I'd eat that ass, and I don't eat ass. Back to reality Dave.

"Here you want my seat?"

I start to rise, but there's not even enough room for that. Emma can't get out of the way, and I can't stand.

"No it's fine. I'll just stand until a seat or two open up."

"Cool. Sorry Emma."

"Don't worry about it. You're lucky I'm super fucking excited to go backpacking."

"Me too. I've had my bag packed for the whole week just waiting."

"Too bad Sarah isn't coming."

"Yeah, but come on Emma. She would not enjoy backpacking. It's not her style."

"That's true."

Emma is just getting shoved left and right. I know she wants to sit badly. I wish I could offer my lap. But that's just the dream. I just stare at her hips while she rocks with movement of the bus. Fuck! I wish she was turned around and I could just stare at her ass.

She turns around.

Holy shit. Am I magical? I wish she would drop her pants so I could see her bare ass.

This, obviously, does not happen. Instead something much worse happens-

I see a creepy guy's hand on her hip. Now I see why she turned around. She's trying to see which mother fucker is totally creeping.

Well I'm not waiting for her to figure it out because I can tell who it is. I jolt upright pushing oh so many people over, and I yell at the creep "Hey man keep your fucking hands to yourself." Everyone stares at me and the dude has his hands so high in the air. He's a fucking deer caught in the headlights. Well Emma isn't looking at me. Now that she knows who the creep is she can wail on him. She socks him right in the stomach and the dude goes down.

Well the commotion is really rocking the crowd here and it's turning into a goddamn mosh pit. Emma and I both go down. I couldn't have creepily planned it better. I end up in the seat, and Emma's glorious ass ends up in my lap.

Holy shit this is amazing. Actual contact with her ass. After all these years of gawking and admiring it's really in my lap. It feels every bit as good as I had hoped it would.

Emma leans back to my ear and sort of talk whispers, "Hey sorry. Do you mind?"

"Nah it's cool there's no room and I definitely don't want something like that happening again."

"Yeah. What a fucking creep."

Oh if only she knew my thoughts. She'd know I'm just as scummy. God I hate this. I love my wife. I love her so fricking much. Sure our sex life isn't as great as I want it to be, but we have more than sex we have such an understanding of each other. We have so much fun together. We laugh together. It's awesome! And here I am being a twelve year old at a middle school dance just repeating a nice little mantra in my head over and over 'don't get a boner. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner'

Shit.

The bus is rocking. The bus is swaying. The bus is jolting.

Emma's body is doing all of that as well.

Her hips are just moving freely with the bus and they're rocking my world. I feel as her ass grinds into my cock. She falls backwards on me. She falls forwards. Every movement feels like a mile, but is probably barely a half inch or an inch.

"Tell me if I get too uncomfortable on you." Emma speaks into my ear again.

God I wish she would just stick her fucking tongue in my ear.

"Nope. All good. We're only ten out, but I'll let you know."

She bounces a little as she responds "Good. I like having a cushioned seat."

God. Please let me not get hard. Just for ten minutes. That's all.

Oh shit. God does not like to listen. My dick is definitely responding.

Emma's ass continues to grind on me, and my dick is definitely coming to life.

I just told her it's fine! What do I do? I have to get her off. Me! Get her off me! Jesus Dave. Now is not the time.

"Hey Dave?"

Oh fuck.

"Yeah Emma?"

"You still all right?"

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. She can tell. Of course she can tell. Fuck but what do I say? This is my sister in law! FUUUUUUCK.

"Totally."

Totally? FUCKING TOTALLY? What the fuck creepy shit does that mean? Totally he says. Oh I'm fine just fucking harder than a diamond in an ice storm because your perfect ass is rubbing against me just how I've always facking wanted! And yes! I said facking! Not fucking! Because while I'm freaking out I like to go on weird tangents in my mind like swearing with a facking Boston accent!

"Cool. Just making sure. I think we're almost there."

Oh. Cool. She's not upset right now. Duh. It's natural. She knows that. She's probably just trying not to make you feel shitty.

Wait. Did her ass just wiggle a little against the movement of the bus? Oh shit! No. Don't let your mind run away from you. She's probably- I don't know but goddamn does it feel good.

Emma's ass grinds slowly and methodically against my dick. My cock is trapped between her gorgeous fucking ass cheeks as her body moves with and against the rhythm of the bus. Her hips go deep against my pelvis and out again.

"You all right?"

What the fuck was that? Did those words just come out of my mouth?! No you idiot! Just let this happen.

"Mm? Yeah. I just have a pretty bad wedgie."

Nope. That's my cock you filthy, naughty little-

"Oh. Well I think we're pulling up now. Let's grab our shit and get going?"

"Cool." Emma's tone gave no hint that anything weird just happened. That probably means the only weird thing that happened is that I let my mind get away from me and really thought for a second I could fuck my sister in law!

We got off the bus, and started into the park. We shot the shit. Gabbed a little. We even bantered. Usual friend crap. It was nice. I sometimes even forget how fucking hot she is. I mean don't get me wrong, sometimes her hair would shine with that brilliant red that only a happens with gorgeous redheads. Sometimes her ass would be in front of me and jiggle just a bit as she swayed those beautiful hips. Her dimple would show on her face as she constantly smiled at me. I'm such a goddamn pervert.

We finally got to a nice spot.

"How about here?"

Emma flips around on me as we come to a beautifully serene clearing. There's a lake, and overhanging trees. We haven't seen another human being in about 4 hours. It's so real here.

"Here's perfect."

I drop my bag, and my shoulders scream at me. Emma drops her bag, and my dick screams at me. Her petite frame is almost held together by her skin tight tank and her skin tight booty shorts.

We go about our usual camp readying activities. She and I get stones for a fire, then we unpack. It's here I finally realize what I forgot.

"Oh shit."

"What?"

"I forgot the tent."

"What the fuck? Of all the things to forget you didn't bring a tent"

"Well. I brought one. But it's mine. From when I go camping alone. It's a one person tent, which really means it's like a half a person tent."

"Well. We'll just have to make do."

Did I plan this? No. I may be a pervert in my mind, but I don't act on those shitty impulses. That's not me. I really forgot. I hope.

We set up the tent, and put our sleeping bags in as well (they're practically on top of each other).

Emma tells me to go find something to do for a couple minutes, "I'm gonna change. Go look at the lake or some shit."

I head to the lake, extremely happily. Emma does not like to change very often when she's camping. So she puts on these running shorts that cling to her ass, but are loose between her thighs. Then she wears a sports bra, and nothing else. It's about the most perfect thing in the world. I could honestly worship her ass.

"Hey. Whatcha thinkin bout?"

Emma is suddenly next to me holding her hands behind her back, while swaying back and forth.

I want to fuck you all night and into the morning. I want to bathe in your sweat as I fill you with my cum, and we whisper into each others' ears all the dirty fucked up things we want to do to each other.

"Nothing. Just how serene this place is"

"Yeah. It's pretty awesome. I'm really glad we do this so often."

"Me too. It's weird not having Sarah here with us, though."

Was that a frown on her face? Just for a second? Or is that wishful thinking?

"Yeah. We'll just have to make the best of it." With that she does a little bounce, and heads back to the campsite.

I follow more than reluctantly. God her ass looks great.

We sit. We hike. We eat. We do just about everything you normally do when you're camping. It's a good day. We fit a lot in before nightfall came. And now that it's here?

Time for the fun camping to begin. I pull out two flasks, and Emma does the same. We brought moonshine because it's the strongest thing we could think to bring so we wouldn't need nearly as much liquid.

We both open up a flask, and-

"To camping!" We say this in unison. It's how we start every cheers-off. Aaaaand we drink.

"Ugh."

"Damn that's good." Emma wipes her mouth as she downs some moonshine.

"To finally going back country camping together!" I say this continuing our game. We play this a lot. We basically just cheers until we're drunk. It's not an original game, but it does the job and it's super bonding.

We down some more.

"To you carrying a majority of the weight on the way in!" She holds her flask out to me, and her hair falls over her eye. She's already feeling it just a little. Only two small chugs in. Well. That's moonshine for ya. We both drink. I watch as she takes two gulps I imagine the liquid flowing down her throat. Right where I'd like to stick my tongue. Jesus. What's wrong with me.

"To feeling it already!" She laughs as I say this, and we both drink.

"To bringing the wrong tent!"

"To being alone, with no one even close!"

"To being in the great outdoors!"

"To feeling it!"

"To straight up getting drunk!"

"To those friends who aren't here, but aren't forgotten." Shit. Why'd I bring up Sarah?

Emma frowns again before drinking with me and putting her flask down.

"Let's go swimming." Emma heads down to the lake, and I cap the flasks. I run to catch up to her, but she gotten one of those drunken head starts.

"Emma wait!"

"What"

"We'll have to change if we jump in!"

"Eh. It'll dry off before we go to sleep." Her sexy figure sways in the moonlight as she slowly enters the lake. Her hips move like the rhythm of some smooth jazz.

I follow. Much less graceful.

As I enter the water Emma drunkenly stumbles back to me. At this point her whole body is dripping except for her hair. Part of it lies flat now as it moistly sticks to her face, but the majority of it has a slight drunken nest. Without thinking I run my hand through her hair as she comes towards me. She looks at me quizzically without saying anything.

"Your hair's really messy."

"Well keep brushing it for me."

My sister in law walks backwards matching my pace as I advance. My hands trade places running through her hair. Her head tilts back as my right hand moves through her hair. I hit a know. She begins pulling her head back up, but I forcefully pull her hair back down. I free the knot, and her head flings forward into me. She lightly head-butts my chest.

Oh shit. I'm drunk.

We both fall- Me backwards, and her on top of me. We fall past the where the sand bank drops off and are able to stay above the water while still laying on my back or on me. She is fully on top of me. My cock immediately stirs.

Emma's arms reach beside me, and attempt to grasp something for leverage to get up. She can't find anything. Finally one hand grabs, and pushes down on, my cock. It was clearly an accident, but she just giggles.

"Oops. I don't think that's the sand."

"Yeah Emma! No shit!"

Emma releases my cock, and drags her hand up my body to my stomach. Now she puts her hand beside me and pushes herself up.

"Sorry about that."

"Yeah don't worry about it."

Emma doesn't look sorry as we stand and she looks at my stiffening cock. Does she want me the same way I want her? Was When Harry Met Sally right with the assertion that men and women can't be friends without sex getting in the way? Was I trying to justify fucking my sister in law in my head? Christ.

Although who could blame me when the hottest 23 year old woman I know grabs my cock in a drunken stupor.

"Emma. I'm gonna go dry off."

"Oh come on! I'm sorry I grabbed your cock!"

Woah. I'd never heard her say cock before. Jesus my own cock just pulsed. I just wish she would say pussy or cunt now.

"No that's not why!"

"Then swim with me! Come on brother!"

Fuck I hate when she calls me brother. It makes it seem even more fucked up how I want to cum deep inside her cunt.

But I relent also. I jump at her, and tackle her into the deep end. She swims away lithely and splashes me. I swim at her, and she tries to swim away. No surprise here I catch her. I don't know what to do now that I've caught her, but I've got my arms wrapped around her waist. Holy shit I've got my arms wrapped around my her waist. What do I do?!

Nothing apparently as she falls forward into my arms. She twists around in my arms, and I feel her ass nestle into my cock as we tread in the warm water.

"Sorry about the bus ride by the way." She huskily breathes into my ear as she talks to me.

"What do you mean?"

She slowly gyrates her hips under water.

"The bus movement. My ass. I didn't mean to grind against you."

"I didn't even notice."

HA! I didn't even notice he says- I didn't even-

"Oh? Is that why your cock was straining so hard? Come on Dave. My wedgie wasn't exactly my panties. It was your cock meat stuck between my cheeks."

Emma's ass gyrates harder against me.

What is happening?!

Emma suddenly stops and swims away towards the shore.

"Anyways. I'm sorry about the bus ride."

"Don't worry about it. I'm sorry about my- how did you so elegantly put it? Cock meat? I'm sorry about my cock meat between your ass cheeks."

I follow Emma as I say this, but she suddenly whips around. Her hair slaps my face as she does, and her face is right up at my own.

"And sorry about when my cunt was on top of your cock."

"Wha- I definitely didn't notice that one!"

"Oh. Whoops. Well sorry about it anyways."

Emma giggles and runs out of the water.

Jesus we're both drunk. That conversation never should've happened.

The rest of the drunken night is pretty typical. We warm up by the fire. We eat. We chat. We drink a little more. Pretty standard stuff. Until-

"K. Let's go to bed."

Emma says it so matter of fact, but it's such a small tent, and we're both so drunk, and she touched my cock, and-

DAVE! Calm down. Seriously.

"Cool Emma. Let's go to bed."

She smiles at me as jumps into the tent. This woman will be the death of me.

It's now well past midnight and Emma is fast asleep. How can a guy sleep in this shit? We started on our sides, but somehow throughout her sleep, and my being awake we ended up like this. Me on my back with one of her arms and one of her legs thrown across my body. My cock is so unbelievably hard! Thank god she's asleep because I'm pretty sure it's nestled against her cunt.

Finally I drift off.

I wake up and discover I'm spooning Emma. Not only that, but my cock is now halfway out of my boxers. AND IT'S NESTLED AGAINST HER CUNT STILL! What's wrong with me!

I try to drift off, but I can't help myself. I give her ass a good solid grind. I really get my cock up and down her ass and then really press it into the fabric that separates her cunt and my cock.

Emma moans. "Mmmmmm"

I freeze. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I just fully pushed my cock against my sister in law! What's wrong with me!

Emma's face turns to mine. "Don't stop David. Please. I need this. I think you need this. Please keep going."

Well shit. That's not what I expected at all!

"Emma. We can't. What about Sarah!"

"That's what's kept me from jumping on top of you the past two years."

"Two years?"

"Yeah two years ago you made this joke, and I thought to myself wow Dave is really funny. I might want to bone him."

I press my cock into her ass and pull her head by her hair to bring her ear closer to my mouth.

"You're a fucking weirdo Emma."

"A weirdo that wants her brother in law's cock! Desperately."

As Emma says this her ass gyrates against my cock.

This is amazing. This is everything I've wanted for so long! This is- wrong. Fuck. This is definitely wrong.

"Emma. I'm sorry. Let's just forget today and forget this. This is wrong."

"We can forget this after I've got your cum dripping from my cunt."

It's the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me for sure, but I have to turn away. So I slowly do.

Emma turns to face me and sees I'm serious. We can't do this. She frowns and lies back down.

Emma falls back asleep without another word, but I'm just laying her. Fuck! What! Fuck! What! Fuck! I need to be inside her!

I need to leave the tent. So I do.

I don't know how long I sat in the campsite chair before I feel asleep, but when I woke up it was to the best possible thing. Emma. Giving me a lap dance.

Her arm wraps around my head and pulls my face beside her own.

"Finally you're awake. Your cock's been up for five minutes now."

It's still dark, and I'm pretty sure Emma's still a little drunk. I'm very sure I am.

"Emma I thought we just agreed-"

"I never agreed to anything." She says this as her hand glides through my hair. "I just went back to sleep, but we aren't doing anything wrong now anyway."

What the fuck?

"What the fuck?"

"Well. Sarah doesn't mind if you go to a strip club and get a lap dance in Vegas right?"