"Oh, my God! What are you doing?"
I was suddenly in that place between dreaming and being awake.
"Mark, get your hand off her butt! Both of you get up right now!"
"Kids? What have you been up to? Whose beer is this?"
Now I was awake and my brother was stretching.
"Do you hear me? Stop that and get up right this moment!"
Mom and Dad had gotten back from their evening and, apparently, they didn't like what they saw.
"Did y'all have a party here?"
"Um, no, Dad.'
We were both in Dad's recliner with it all the way laid back. We were kinda facing each other but I was more on top of him and our faces were so close we could lick each other if we wanted. Both my top and bottom arms were wrapped around him and his top hand was cupping my butt through my panties.
"Well, how do you explain this?" He was holding up two beer cans.
"We, us, er, well, we were watching TV and got the idea we wanted to try some beer and see what the fuss is all about."
"So you just decided you could get drunk with my beer?"
"No, Dad. It's not like that. Actually, we don't even like it." Mark was pointing at one can. "See, we couldn't even drink both of them."
"Yeah, Dad. How do you drink that stuff? It's awful." I was pretty much awake now and saw that it was about 1:30.
"That doesn't change anything. I want you two to quit feeling each other up and get out of that chair."
"Mom, we're not doing anything."
"Well, how do you explain his hand on your butt and your top looking like that?"
I was wearing a tee top I'd cut off just below my nips. The bottom of it kept rolling up and it would expose my whole breast if I wasn't careful. Apparently that's what had happened and my bare boobs were pressed against Marks bare chest. He was wearing loose running splits and I had on a pair of skimpy panties.
"Did you just think you could make out and ... who knows what while we were gone and you wouldn't get caught???"
"Mom, it's not like that." Except that I felt his boner poking on my thigh and I didn't want to get up right now and have them see it.
"Really. We were just watching TV and fell asleep." It really was except part of what we were watching was porn!
"Why don't you just tell us what really happened here tonight?"
"Well, we were swimming and then Janine came over. We wanted to have a pa..., uh, a celebration since we're all over 18. After a while we got hungry so she called her brother and he came over with some pizza and drinks."
"DRINKS?"
"No, Dad, nothing bad, just some root beer."
"Yeah, go check the trash if you want."
"It's OK, I believe you."
"And I know you don't want us having people over but you know how Janine is over all the time to see Brenda I figured it would be OK. So we all swam a while and then dried off to eat."
"That's right. We didn't even drip water on the floor."
"So that's when your party started?"
"No! We didn't have a party."
"They just stayed and watched TV for a while. I guess we fell asleep and they went home. We haven't really been out of this chair."
"So how do you explain the beers and the way you're dressed?"
"Or, not dressed?"
"We had to get out of our wet swimsuits." I pointed at them drying on the clothesline in the yard.
"So you just decided to wear your underwear around your friends???"
"Mom! We've all seen each other before."
"They were in their underwear, too?"
"Well, um, no."
"No, their underwear were wet from swimming so they put their clothes back on."
"How do you explain you and your brother making out in the chair and groping each other?"
"We weren't groping each other exactly!"
"Really, we were just cuddling is all." I tried to wipe some drool off his shoulder with my tee and adjust it again to keep it from rolling up and showing my nips.
"And not in *
that
* way. We were just watching some Friends he saved and then Monk and then a Bond movie was on. I guess we just fell asleep.'
"What about his hand?"