My eighteenth birthday party was a hoot. My lovely sister Jan, who was all of nineteen, had hosted the affair at her place. When it was over she took charge of the drunken hordes and made sure they all safely got taxis or lifts from sober mates or whatever.
It was about 1am and we were sitting in the back yard sipping beers and talking crap, both being very tipsy. Jan told me she needed to make some room for more beers, and half-joking I told her to go ahead and pee.
"I promise to look. I mean not to look, har har."
"You wish, pervy boy!"
She went behind the tree, but being pretty drunk she didn't realise when she squatted I could see her from the waist down. She was sideways on so I saw bare thigh all the way up, then a silver stream of piss glinting in the light from the house. The hiss of her pissing and the splash as it hit the ground was loud in the still air, and despite my advanced state of inebriation it gave me wood.
"I can hear ya tinkle, sis! hah hah"
"Fuck off, block your ears..."
But not my eyes, I thought. She pissed hard and long, and I watched it hit the ground.
When she came back I must have had a grin on my face, because she asked what the big joke was, I told her nothing except I thought we'd moved to Niagara Falls.
"Is that what you're into, little brother? Girls peeing?"
I was feeling pretty bold, edged on by the drink. "Maybe. How about you? You got kinks? Or just straight stuff?"
"I got kinks..."
"What?"
"Not telling you, ya perve!"
"Not even a little, for another cold beer?"
She smiled and relented. "Pass it over. Thanks. Well, since you're sooo interested, I like it when guys look at me, y'know, THAT way."
"You ever do anything about?"
"Sometimes I flash and tease and stuff. Is that what you wanted to hear?"
"You little fox! Tell me more!"
"You first. What do you like?"
"Yeah, fair enough. Believe it or not I like to watch. Not sneaking peeks in the showers or whatever, y'know. I like it when the girl knows I can see. I'm not a creep."
"Did you just watch me pee a minute ago?"
"I may have seen more than you thought, but I admit nothing!"
She slapped my arm. "You peeked? What did you see?"
"Not much. Nice thighs though!"
Another slap. Then she said. "Are you drunk?"
"A little."
"Me too. Wanna play?"
"Play what?"
"Play bro and sis have a dirty talk session. Up for it?"
"Um, OK. What kinda stuff?"
"Well, we'll tell each other hot stuff we love or we've done. For fun. Right?"
"OK, you go first so I get the idea..."
"You pussy! OK. The last time I flashed was Kevin Baxter at Silvia's birthday party last year. It was about 2am, Kevin was pretty tired and almost asleep in the hall. On my way to the toilet I took my panties off and practically sat on his face. I don't know if he saw or not, but I got hot anyway."
"Fuck! Who'd have thought my sister was so, er, brazen!"
"Little do you know, brother! Now you."
"I've got nothing as hot as that. I watched Donna and Frank necking. Well, hot kissing with fondling really. Frank had his hand up her top and was playing with her tits, she was stroking him outside his pants."
"What did you do?"
"Just watched."
"You said you didn't perve..."
"Donna saw me. Looked straight at me and smiled."
"Oooh, nice! Her tits are huge."
"How do you know?"
"Little brother we're in the same netball team. We shower together."
The thought came into my head. Donna and her huge tits, naked in the shower with my sister, bodies wet and glistening...
"You've gone quiet, little bro. Having horny thoughts?"
"Um, yeah. You and Donna in the shower. Oh, fuck. Did I just say too much?"
A giggle. "Maybe. You think of me naked a lot?"
I sensed a bridge about to be crossed. The kind you can't un-cross.
"Oh shit Jan you know you're fucking pretty, right? And I have those two things most dangerous to pretty girls, y'know?"
"Hah hah. A 'Y' chromosome and a heartbeat. Am I though? Pretty, to you?"