So I was heading home from another day at college. I was riding a dorky moped and pretty much hating life. I had run in high school with a bunch of geeks. And while we had all been accepted to good schools, I didn't get enough in scholarship and grants to be able to do better than attend State University. And live at home. And work at a McJob. And pretty much guarantee that my life would continue to suck.
When I got home a popped some microwave popcorn, drug out the X-Box, and started killing everything in sight. It didn't even help me feel any better so I "Save My Progress", yeehaw, shut down the gaming system, ohh-ahh, and poured the last of my can of root bear all over my popcorn.
What I didn't know was that my mom had been watching me for better than half an hour. I was so lost the pity zone, I didn't notice. When I finally did, she said, "Come with me."
She waited for a moment while I thought it through. And then I decided to follow her. Usually, we go to the parlor for some deep discussion. Instead, she walked past the entry to the parlor and down the hall to her bedroom. She climbed into bed while I waited at the edge. She patted the bed next to her.
"Have a seat."
I sat down. She pulled me in close to her. At first I tried to push away, just a little. But I have always been a sucker for my mom's embraces. I melted into her. She just stoked my hair for awhile. Eventually, my tumultuous emotions settled down. She always seemed to be able to read me. This time was no different because she asked, "What's the problem, John?"
"My life sucks."
"You have a great life."
"Yeah, except for the part where all my friends are at real schools. All my time is lost to studying, classes, and work, so I haven't partied better than a year. And that leaves even less time to find a date."
"But there are so many nice women at the college."
"Yeah. And I have to keep turning down partying with them because of I have things to do here, or at work, or for school, or ..."
"You need to forget some of those things and just meet a nice woman and have some fun."
"Have some fun? Have some FUN?!?"
"Yes, John. Have some fun."
"Do you have any idea how long it's been since I sucked a tit?"
I was instantly embarrassed I had said that in front of my mom. But she didn't miss a beat.
"How long since you've had a nipple in your mouth, sucking on it?"
"The last one belonged to Jennifer."
"That was only about 4 months ago."
"Not that Jennifer. Jenifer Harrington."
"Oh. That is a couple years."
"Yeah. A couple years."
"Was it a nice tit?"
"It was a gorgeous tit," I answered, trying to sound like a grown up but feeling a little freaked by the conversation.
"Do you enjoy sucking it?"
"I enjoyed sucking them very much."
"Did she seem to enjoy you sucking them?"
"At first, I thought so. But she suddenly pushed me away and told me to turn around so she could get dressed. That ended me ever seeing her tits again. She was letting me suck them one last time because she was getting back with Brian and wanted to let me down easy."
"You really liked her and her tits, didn't you?"
"Yes, Mom. I really liked being with her. And I enjoyed being with her tits."
She seemed to be lost in thought for a moment and then asked, "If I can get you some nice tits to suck on, do you think you'd feel better?"
"Sucking on some tits would definitely make me feel better."
"And how about sucking on some pussy? Would you like to do that? Or, actually, have you ever done it?"
"No, I've never sucked a pussy, but I'd sure like to learn."
"You want to suck pussy?"
"I very much want to suck pussy."
"Have you ever had your dick sucked?"