"Oh, thank God," Harold said, glancing at his phone. "Blue got a job."
Lia looked over her book at him, raised an eyebrow and muted the TV. "No shit? What's she doing?"
"Candy striping, I guess. County line hospital. She sent the address." He squinted at the text. "It just says striping," he mumbled to himself. Louder to his wife, he said, "She's working tonight, won't be home until late. Says she'll get an Uber."
"Well, good for her. What's the pay like?"
Harold shrugged. "She didn't say. She also said she was putting her phone in her locker..." He squinted again. "Damn. Girl needs to learn how to spell. L-O-K-K-E-R."
"That ship sailed a while back. She did well enough to graduate high school, I guess that's all we can hope for." Lia took her feet off the couch, sat up and scratched her neck. Her mother wasn't kidding, ever since she was little they'd known their girl wouldn't be bringing home any scholastic achievements. She sure was pretty, though.
Pretty or not though, the grownups in the house were itching a bit for her to move out on her own. Blue had turned twenty this last month, a year and change since her high school graduation, after getting held back in second grade. She'd been mostly holed up in her room, except for the rare occasions her friends decided to show up in real life. She led a very popular social life, all of it online. And she'd shown no interest whatsoever in becoming employed, at least not until they'd had a chat with her two weeks ago.
She'd nodded, blankly, at them when they'd suggested that she might be happier with her own place, and that would probably require that fabled thing she may have heard about called a 'job.' Nodded, smiled, and then went right back into her room when Jaycee rang her up on the insta. But, it looked like maybe their advice had sunk in.
Lia undid the messy knot her hair was in, and let her honey golden locks loose. She whipped her head around, and somehow, her hair settled in a perfectly styled manner around her shoulders. "Hey. Betcha she didn't pack a lunch, or anything. Wanna go out and buy her one? In celebration?"
"You don't believe her." Harold put the phone down. Lia rolled her eyes.
"It's not that. Well, mostly not that. But you know how she is. Maybe she thinks it's a real job with a paycheck and everything, but isn't candy striping, like, volunteer work?" She shrugged. "I just wanna make sure she's okay. And, y'know, fed for the night."
Harold sighed, and stood up from the easy chair. "Guess I'd better get dressed then." He gestured at his sweatpants and Tshirt ensemble. He knew better than to argue with Lia, she'd already put her hair down, that meant she'd made a decision.
Half an hour later, they made a turn onto an old, two lane highway out in the sticks somewhere. Harold had done so at his phone's command, they'd never been out this side of town before.
"A half a mile to your destination, on the left." The polite robot explained from Harold's lap.
"There's a hospital out here?" Lia mused. "I'd have never guessed."
"Assuming our dear daughter typed it out correctly," Harold said. "Maybe we shoulda got some fast food or something before we drove out here."
"Or coffee. Betcha she'd appreciate some coffee."
Harold murmured his assent. The sun was low on the horizon, and Blue had said she'd be out past midnight... A long night ahead of her. Well, on the first day on the job, she'd probably be too busy for much of a coffee break.
They pulled into a gravel parking lot, a few cars and trucks scattered about randomly. More trucks than cars. The building in front of them was single story, wood sided, and wide. There was a concrete porch skirting it, the flat roof extending its reach by a few feet to make a kind of porch in front. Centered above the two doors to this windowless building was a neon sign. "County Line Hot-Spot." A shapely caricature of a woman winked at them in pink and blue neon lines.
"This isn't a hospital." Harold was coasting towards the building, gravel popping under his tires.
"It is not." Lia agreed.
"I think it's a strip club."
"You think?" Lia blinked, her eyes forward. "Let me see that text she sent you."
Harold pulled the car next to another one, and stopped. He handed his phone to Lia.
"Dadd, godd news!! (Various emojis.) I gots me a job! I start 2nght. I'm gonna be striping at the county line hospital (Address.) Their reelly nice here and will show me what to do. Do nt' (exact spelling) wait up for me won't be home until past too. I gotta put my phone in a lokker now, so I cant text back. Love u! (More emojis.)"
Lia sighed. "She's a
stripper.
Not a
striper
. Big difference, Harold."
"How the heck was I supposed to know that?"
She handed his phone back. "I don't know. Hotspot became hospital, striping became stripping. There's so many errors in that text I can't make head or tail of what was autocorrected and what was her actual intent without context. Like... Why did she send you three camels and a purple smiley face? The girl's an enigma."
"And, apparently, an adult entertainer now." His forehead came to rest on the steering wheel. He could hear Lia grinding her teeth next to him.
A long silence ensued. Harold became aware of the extra large gentleman outside of the front door eyeing them. The guy was six foot seven, easy, and had arms that looked like jostling hams crossed in front of him, under a dark beard. Bouncer, probably.
Lia was the one who spoke first. "Well. Nothing wrong with the sex industry, per se."
"Right. Just wish it wasn't
my
daughter."
"Well, of course. But I wonder if she knows what she's getting into."
"Doubt it. She gets into this car all the time, still calls it a 'Sulu-boo.'" He patted the steering wheel, gestured to the printed Subaru logo in its center. "What can we do about it?"
"Not much." The grinding noise started up again. Another car pulled into the parking lot behind them, an older man in a long sleeved checked shirt and jeans marched to the front door. The man of meat exchanged words with him, and opened the door into a black hole. Music was briefly heard. Harold thought he recognized Brittney Spears.
"Harold, I'm having an idea."
He glanced at her without moving his head. He was wary of her tone, it suggested violence.
"Let's talk it out, before we do anything stupid."
She nodded. "Right. Well." She swallowed audibly. "So. We go in."
"We go- no. Nope." He shook his head.
"No, listen. If we go in and show her support, and this is something she's good at, then we're good parents."
"Of a stripper."
"Good, regardless. If we go in and our presence makes her rethink her decisions, then, also, we're good parents."
"I think I see what you're getting at." He drummed his fingers on the steering wheel. "I don't think she could possibly do... That. In front of us."
"That's my hope. It's also the only thing we can do tonight, that might keep her from making this a career." Lia unbuckled her seatbelt. "Got any cash on you? I bet this establishment doesn't accept credit cards."
The man-mountain of meat eyed them harder as they walked closer. "Couple, huh? Been a bit since we had a couple out here. Ten bucks a head."
Harold passed him a single bill.
"Ayup. First time, I'm betting. No touching the girls with your hands. Girls may touch you, that's different. Tip the dancers by offering them money from behind the divider. They'll come to you to collect. Lap dances are thirty bucks, don't let the girls tell you differently. You can tip 'em more, if ya want, though. Private room is five hunnert an hour. ATM is by the restrooms. Barkeep will make change. Mistreat the girls and you deal with me. I'm Gary, by the way." He held out a hand after making the twenty disappear.
"Harold," he said, putting his hand into the giant paw that engulfed his.
"Lia," she squeaked, and her eyes got big when she saw how big his hand was in comparison to hers.
"Nicetameecha. Y'all have a fun time." And the slab of meat opened a thick steel door, a bumping beat blasted their face, along with a frigid breeze from inside. There was a small hallway leading to their right, painted black wood paneling that turned a corner up ahead. Christmas lights lined the top of the walls, only one in three bulbs lit up.
Lia clutched Harold's arm as they walked in. The music was loud, but they'd been subjected to much louder back in their club hopping days. Voices could be heard whooping over the thick bass beat. They turned the corner, and saw the whole club at once.