It is late at night in midsummer and I am just getting back from the bar with some buddies of mine. We were watching a baseball game there and had split several pitchers so, I was feeling quite buzzed. There were quite a few hotties at the bar and I can't wait to put those mental images to work.
I was drinking with a friend of mine that had recently hooked up with my sister. Unknowingly, he and my sister put on a show for my viewing pleasure in my own backyard just a few days prior.
Except for my younger sister by 2 years, nobody is home as my parents are vacationing together in Canada.I creep down the hall quietly to get to bed when suddenly, I hear my sister's voice drifting from her room. Her lights are off but she isn't sleeping. I discover she is on the phone with her boyfriend in Texas. They are in a long-term relationship and the conversation is hot and heavy.
"Your dick is nice. It's pretty."
I stop dead in my tracks and immediately advance towards her doorway and quietly press my ear against her door.
"I mean, it's not a monster. But....it's pretty big. I love riding your dick."
My cock awakens and is quickly rising at the sound of my sister's dirty talk on the phone. I pull out my dick and begin stroking it while I listen to this hot conversation.
"I can't wait to see and taste your dick again."
I hold back from letting out a groan as I quicken the pace of my stroking.
"As soon as I see you I'm going to be groping you no matter where we are."
I couldn't believe what I was hearing in my own house.
"Remember the time I sucked you off in that cab in Vegas? The driver loved watching you fuck my face. I bet he was jacking off up there."
I was in heaven hearing my little sister talking about her sexual adventures.
"I could tell. You haven't cum that much since I sucked you off in the drive-thru."
When my sister told her boyfriend that she needed to pee and would be back in a few minutes, I went to my room and devised a risky plan to come onto my sister. With any luck, that's exactly what I'd be doing.
I listen attentively behind my closed bedroom door for my sister to make way to the bathroom in the hallway that we share. I didn't hear the door close so I step out into the hall and realize that my sister is taking a pee with the door ajar, using only the night light to see. I'm guessing her eyes were adjusted to the dark and she was eager to get back to phone sex with her boyfriend.
I decide that I am going to exaggerate how drunk I really am so I can walk in on her. I take a deep breath and pull my semi hard dick out of my pants and stumble into the bathroom, dick in hand. My sister is sitting on the toilet with her black panties around her ankles wearing a bra that displays her perfect cleavage quite nicely. Her mouth is wide open in shock as she stares at my dick. I embellish how drunk I am by slurring my words.