This is a complete work of fiction, really.
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"What the hell is it about blondes?" I seethed as I slammed the car door. I had just been dumped. Now, I will admit I'm not the hottest girl in town. I have mousey brown hair and I wear glasses, but I'm not fat, I'm athletic, no warts on my chin or anything, I'm smart and I'd like to think I'm interesting. Ok, so I was whining, I'm allowed, I'd been dumped for a fat, scraggly, blonde with braces on her teeth. Argh
By the time I'd climbed the two flights of stairs to the apartment I shared with my brother, I was out of gas and near tears. Softly I opened the door and slipped inside. There was my brother, six feet of pure gorgeous, sitting on the sofa with his cock in hand, watching a porno. Open mouthed, I watched as he slowly stroked that delight, feeling myself get wet and feeling weird about it, then I saw the TV. Some guy with a dick like a horse was banging away on some blonde.
Another goddamned blonde! "Tell me something, Con," I sighed as I plopped into a chair where I could see both him and the TV.
His reaction was priceless and I laughed out loud as he jumped so hard he nearly tore off his own penis. There he sat, cock still clutched tightly in hand, his beautiful blue eyes wide like a startled deer, and his mouth working soundlessly. Finally he got some air in and shouted at me. "For Christ's sake, Jean, what the hell are you doing here?"
"I live here, pretty boy. I got dumped, so I came home. Now, what the hell are you doing here, cock in hand, on Friday night?"
"Same as you," he muttered as he tried to cover himself. "No date, just me and Lefty."
"Don't tell me, Sadistic Sadie, the blonde bitch from hell, stood you up again?"
"Ok, so I won't tell you," he sighed as he covered his now limp dick with a cushion and turned back to the TV screen. The blonde was now swallowing the guy whole with a big grin on her face. I sighed too.
"This turns you on huh?" I asked after a few awkward moments of silence.
"So, is that a crime?" he replied sullenly.
"No, I guess not. Con, can you tell me something?"
"What?"
"I need some answers, and I need the god's honest truth, can you do that for me?"
"What's up, Sis?" he asked, concern clear in his voice as he turned to face me. Ever my protector, my dear little brother. All embarrassment forgotten in his need to nurture me. I loved this handsome young man far too much, and wished to hell he was anybody else's brother but mine. Ah crap, he would never look at me anyway, I'm not blonde.
"Conrad, god's truth now, do you think I'm attractive?"
Bless his golden heart, he took the time to look me over. I blushed a bit and, god help me, started to get wet. "Yes I do, Jeanie," he replied at last, "very attractive."
"Thanks for that, sweetie," I sighed. "So, now tell me what the fuck is so special about blondes. Don't screw around now, Con, I need to know. Look at that damned TV and tell me why that girl is so special. I know you picked this one because she is a blonde."
"Busted," he sighed. "Jeannie, I have no good answer for you. I don't. All I know is, if a blonde girl walks by, my head turns. Just the thoughts of running my fingers through that golden hair makes me weak in the knees."
"You and every other guy on the planet," I groused.
"I know it shouldn't matter," he went on, "but it does." He was looking at the screen now where the blonde was getting it from behind, and obviously loving it. She was begging for more. It was disgusting, worse yet, it was turning me on. I watched for a minute, getting wetter all the time, then I glanced back at my beautiful brother, a man any woman should be willing to kill to have. There was a tear in his eye.
That broke me, killed my horny mood, and stirred all my maternal instincts. "Con?"
"It just isn't fair, Jeannie," he choked out. "That guy on the screen is tossing her around like junk, and I'd kill for just one date with a girl like that." That did it. My brain nearly exploded with the craziest, nastiest, idea I had ever had. Dear gods, I could be jailed for what I was thinking, but the devil on my shoulder said go for it then shot the angel off the other shoulder.
"What would you do with her, Con?" I asked softly, my eyes riveted as his hand strayed back to his newly hardened cock. I licked my lips, suddenly very horny all over again.
"What do you mean, Jeannie?" he asked softly, still completely distracted by the TV where the girl was now taking it up the ass.
"What would you do with her? Where would you take her on this date? How would you treat her?"
"Why?" he asked as he turned to me again.
"I know somebody, a blonde, who is single at the moment," I lied. "I could set you up, but you'd better treat her like a lady."
"Are you serious? Jeannie?"
Christ, he looked like a kid in a candy store, his dick still in his hand. I just had to smile. "Yes, I'm serious, Con. She's out of town right now, but will be back soon. I can set you up, but, best behavior."
"Jeannie, you're a goddess. Best behavior, I promise. No roving hands, or..."
"Look, she will probably want sex, maybe after a date or two, but she doesn't like rough stuff, and she likes to be treated respectfully."
"I got it, Jeannie, I got it. You know I'm not into the rough stuff. Can you really set me up?"
"Yeah, I will, but it will cost you."
"Anything, just name it." I was tempted to tell him to fuck me, but that would ruin everything.
"You're on laundry duty for the next two weeks."
"Deal. Jeannie, you're the best sister ever. Thank you for this."
"Go back to what you were doing, Romeo," I sighed as I rose, went to kiss his head, then started down the hall, "I have to work in the morning." I also had to masturbate immediately. The very idea of what I was about to do had me soaking my jeans.
I didn't see a lot of Conrad for the next few days, but what I did see gave me more than one guilty twinge. He was so happy and excited, working lots of overtime so he could take his date to some special place. For my part, I'd been making plans of my own, and spent a small fortune on clothes, shoes, and the major makeover that was booked for the next Friday. I'd already told Con that Ellen would meet him at the apartment Friday night at six, and he was on his own from there.
I took the day off Friday, and went to the salon for the full dye job. Yep, a nice light blonde, plus a manicure, pedicure, and even had my pussy waxed. Ouch. When all was done I raced home to get in the shower and shave my legs before Con got home from work. I was back in my room, quietly putting on my make up, when he returned. I heard him singing in the shower and giggled, trying to picture his reaction when he first saw me.
While he got ready, so did I. A tiny thong and matching push up bra went under a simple black dress, one very tight, yet stretchy, so I could move in it, and split up the side nearly to the hip, then four inch heels. I had forsaken my glasses for new contacts (tinted very blue). I fluffed up my new blonde locks, pulled the dress down to show far too much cleavage, and I was ready for the grand entrance.
My poor hunk of a brother was standing near the door, waiting, as I came into the room from behind him. I turned slightly to the side, struck a pose to show lots of leg, then spoke. "Conrad?" I purred.
He spun around like a cat, then his jaw dropped. I was instantly wet as his eyes roamed over my body, but always coming back to the blond hair. Finally it sank in that it was me, and he found his voice. "Jeannie?"
"Ellen," I replied in a sexy tone as I swayed towards him. "Plain Jeannie is gone. Do you like it?"