Bimbo Stepmother.
Hey all, 'Rabbits' Warren here again. We may have met when I told you about gluing my stepmother to our kitchen bench and then fucking her. That was the loss of my virginity. My virginity was given to a stuck-up, arrogant bitch who had teased me mercilessly for almost two years up to that point. At the end of that story, our housekeeper, Alana Condon, knocked on my door. I didn't go any further with that story because there wasn't that much to say. I was still a recent virgin and had no idea how to make love, so my tryst with Alana wasn't much to write about. However, so many have written to me about that story, asking what happened next, so here it is.
It turned out that Alana didn't know much about sex either. We kind of fumbled our way through, and I'm pleased to say that we both had several mutually satisfying orgasms. The story ends, right?
Heh heh heh. Well, it seemed my stepmother enjoyed having my enormous 10.5-inch cock in her slutty pussy so much that instead of teasing me by twerking her voluminous ass at me, Sofie would place her hands on the bench and plaintively say in her heavy Colombian accent, "Rabbits, I iz ze stuck again. Can you help your Mama?"
I don't know what the dumb bitch was thinking, but I'm guessing she thought because she hadn't fallen pregnant to my father, she could replace his impotent seed with mine, and he'd be none the wiser. Unfortunately for her, Dad had had a vasectomy before he married her. It was his test. He wanted to believe the thirty-five-year-old Sofie was with him for love and not because she wanted to escape Colombia and he was a ready meal ticket.
So, when the inevitable happened, and Sofie announced she was pregnant with his child, Dad lost it. He screamed at her as his face turned purple, and the vein that indicated his anger throbbed on his forehead. He called her a slut, a two-dollar whore and many other more graphically descriptive words. His death came when he demanded to know who the father was. I'm sure Sofie didn't mean to drop me in it because, although she glanced at me guiltily, she continued to insist the baby was Dad's.
Dad turned on me. "You?!" He spat disbelievingly. "I didn't think you had it in you." He took two threatening steps towards me before his eyes rolled back and he collapsed to the floor.
I stood frozen momentarily before rushing to him. "Dad? Dad?" I asked, but I knew from his collapse and suffused face he'd suffered a massive stroke. He was probably dead before his body hit the ground.
Sofie phoned for an ambulance despite feeling for a pulse and not finding one. She looked at me despairingly before asking, "Why does he not think it iz hiz baby?"
"Because he had a vasectomy before marrying you," I explained. "He guessed you only married him because he was rich and not for love. If it were love, you wouldn't care if you never got pregnant. But if you were a gold digger, Dad knew you'd get pregnant to someone, anyone, as soon as possible. And if you did, he knew you were fucking around behind his back."
"But I didn't," Sofie protested.
"Pretending to be glued to the bench and twerking your ass as you plead with me to fuck you doesn't count, huh?" I heard Alana gasp behind me. I turned to see tears welling from her eyes before she ran from the room. 'I wonder what's up her ass?' I wondered. We'd only fucked the one time, and that was over eighteen months ago. I told her she could visit whenever she wanted to try my 10.5-inch cock again, but she hadn't. So, her loss, really.
Sofie fled, crying.
The ambulance arrived, confirmed my father had passed away, put him on a gurney, and left. Because it was an unexplained death, we received a visit from the police as well. However, the officer stated that as long as the coroner found nothing amiss, that would be the end of their involvement.
Several days passed as the three house occupants came to grips with Dad's death. Sofie was much more distraught than I thought she'd be, and I began to wonder if she'd genuinely loved my father. Even though he was an irascible old bastard with a caustic tongue and an abrasive attitude, he seemed to engender respect from others.
I realised, now he was dead, that Dad had never had an unkind word for me. Yes, he was a hard taskmaster who expected instant obedience to his orders, plus he almost never gave compliments, but he acknowledged hard work and rewarded it appropriately. His problem with me was that I seemed feckless to him. Either incapable or unwilling to get a real job and earn my way as he had. However, despite constantly berating my lack of ambition, Dad hadn't belittled or insulted me. 'Tough love' was his way, and I didn't know how to cope other than by turning away in anger.
After a week had passed, I was restless and unsure how to proceed. I knew I needed to contact someone to see about finalising Dad's affairs, but I didn't know who. I entered his office, his sanctuary. Somewhere, under threat of corporal punishment if I did, I'd never been in before. I sat on his big, plush wooden chair and looked at what was on the desktop. Everything was spick, span, and neatly ordered, as I expected. Other than a diary, a notepad, an old-fashioned Rolodex, and a top-of-the-line computer, there was nothing else on the desk.
I opened the drawers but didn't see anything that struck me as useful. However, the second drawer, which was empty except for two packets of copy paper, felt 'off' to me. When I looked at the drawer from the top, the perception of its depth clashed with how it looked from the side. I wondered. Then, after taking the copy paper out, I felt around the bottom. A small chrome button was in the back corner of the shelf's floor. I pushed it, and the shelf's bottom came loose.
Inside this hidden compartment, I found a wooden box. Inside, that was what I assumed to be a safety deposit box key and a bunch of papers. I swallowed when I realised the top bundle was a sheaf of Bank Bonds. A quick flick through them, and I estimated their total worth to be upward of three million dollars. I put them aside. There was another sheaf of papers that outlined my father's current investments. They were worth more than five million. The last item was an A4 envelope with 'Will' written on its cover.
I was about to open it when the phone on Dad's desk rang. I stared at it, fearful that Dad was calling because he knew I was in his office. I shook that ridiculous thought off and answered. "Hello?"
"Warren Dreyfus?" The caller queried.
"Depends," I nervously replied. "Who's this?"
"I am William Thackeray, your father's lawyer. I need you, Ms Vergera, and Ms Condon to come into my office so we can get your father's will sorted and out of probate so you can access his money."
"I get why Sofie needs to come in," I said quizzically. "But why does Alana need to?"
"Because she's mentioned in your father's will," Mister Thackeray explained.
"Oh. That makes sense. When?" I asked.
"I've cleared a spot in my schedule for 3:00 p.m. tomorrow. Does that suit you?"
"Yes," I agreed. I had no idea where the keys to Dad's Merc were, but if I couldn't find them, we could always Uber into town.
I opened the envelope and saw it was, indeed, Dad's Will. I looked it over, but it was written in typical lawyerese, and I had no idea what most of it meant. I did note, though, that my name was under an underlined passage titled 'Sole Surviving Relative'. I surmised that meant that most of what my father had gathered in his life was now mine.