Best Landlady Ever!
Taboo/incest Story

Best Landlady Ever!

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The last of the luggage was finally hauled into their bedroom. Victor had to breathe a sigh of relief - they'd apparently moved into a building with no elevators.

Their new room was a relatively spacious one. It was certainly an improvement over the previous closet-sized cell Louise had found. There was even room for a desk, right next to the queen-sized bed.

"Not bad," he muttered, setting the case of his laptop on the desk.

"'Not bad'?!" Louise sounded playfully outraged. "This is the best room we've had since we left home!"

Victor sat cautiously on the wheeled desk chair, half expecting it to explode under his weight. When it didn't, his sister spun him towards her.

"Like I said," Louise said as she grinned, "our best room yet."

"Cheap too." Victor narrowed his eyes. "You're sure you told me everything about this place? No catch anywhere?"

"I

told

you, Vic. It's cheap because we'll live with the landlord and his family."

He looked at Louise uncertainly. She was close to his spitting image. Well, they

were

twins. Same auburn hair, same hazel eyes, same skinny build and slender hands. Thankfully, his sister styled her hair a little longer than he did. Plus, she'd taken to wearing contacts instead of glasses. And now Victor had grown a fraction taller, and his features had become slightly sharper than his sister's. Still, it had certainly been harder to tell them apart before puberty did its thing. He still recalled that time Louise had cut her hair short to try to pass off as him. Their mother had grounded her for a week for it. And Victor too, for good measure.

"That is a pretty big downside. How thick are these walls, anyway?"

"Oh no." Louise smirked, and placed her knee on his thigh. "You're not getting all paranoid about our new room until we're done unpacking."

"Maybe you can keep talking to me, I get out of the room, and we can test-"

She only groaned, before pushing him on the chest back against the chair.

"Victor! Look at me."

Louise widened her hazel eyes. She looked at him very seriously, if he ignored the way her smirk twitched at the corners. He rolled his eyes, but met her gaze anyway. Glaring, of course.

"The house is fine. You know I like my privacy as much as you do."

"Of course. You just don't like testing it," he muttered sarcastically.

"

And

you haven't even let me tell you about the reason why this house rules."

"I find it alarming that the thick walls are not that reason," he grumbled.

Louise had a very smug smirk on her face just then. She raised her brows at him.

"Think of something

better

than that."

"Extra thick walls," Victor retorted dryly.

"Better!"

"Just tell me," he said as he rolled his eyes.

"Two words," his sister said with a grin. "Huge tits."

"You're

so

funny, Lou."

She clicked her tongue in annoyance and smacked his arm.

"I'm serious! Our landlady's got some badoinkers! You'll see them when she gets home. Out of this world!"

Victor blushed. Louise was incorrigibly horny. Unfortunately, he was hardly any better. It was a competition he only wanted to win sometimes, and this was definitely not one such moment.

"I'm so glad your concerns were in the right place while you were picking the room we'd be living in," he scoffed.

"Okay, let me see if I can sell this a little better. Our landlady is not just jiggly and hot. She's

Indian

."

"So?" Victor raised a brow.

"So she's exotic!"

"That is

so

racist," he admonished with a chuckle.

"It's not racist." Louise put her hands on her hips. "Besides, her skin is probably whiter than ours. I'm talking about being exotic on the

inside

."

"Huh. Guess she might be Kashmiri."

"You're not focusing on the right things, Vic!" whined Louise.

Victor rolled his eyes and gently pushed his sister away from him. He stood up from his chair and moved towards the heap of boxes at the foot of their bed.

"What do you want me to focus on, Lou? You're really overestimating my imagination if you think I can get that excited about big boobs on someone I haven't even met yet."

"Well, you can at least stop grumbling until you see them." His sister grinned impishly.

There was only a scoff from Victor, but he couldn't quite suppress his smirk as they started unpacking.

Taking out their belongings was not a fun prospect. He and Louise were both a mess. There had been no real coherence in how they'd sorted their clothes, and now it was biting them in the ass. Both of them enjoyed similarly dark colors in their personal style, which made telling her clothes apart from his a difficult task. Victor suspected he'd worn his sister's clothes many more times than he'd realized. A consoling thought he often resorted to was that outsiders couldn't possibly be better than him at telling Louise's jeans apart from his own.

"Hey. Is this yours or mine?" Louise asked at one point.

A black t-shirt was bundled up and flung at Victor's chest. He gave it a sniff. "Definitely yours." Then, he threw it right back at her face.

Their effort settling in was only interrupted when the lock of the front door clicked loudly. Louise's head snapped up as if this was cause for alarm.

"It's

them

," she whispered excitedly.

She quickly crawled over the bed to reach the mirror, as Victor was blocking the way around it. In front of the glass, Louise hurried to adjust her spiky auburn hair, pushing its strands out of her face and even tucking some behind her ears. Victor was still glowering at the luggage - a mess of socks, pantyhose, and shirts that were too baggy for their ownership to be easily determined.

"Come on!" Louise gave him a light push towards the door. The smirk on her lips was just a little unsettling to him - the kind of unsettling he'd grown fond of several years ago. "Let's go and say hi!"

Victor chuckled. He

could

resist her pushing, but he usually found himself complying with her requests. Today was no different. He ended up leading the way out of the bedroom.

The corridor outside was a narrow passage that was roughly shaped like an S. On one end, the kitchen, on the other, the living room. Every other door between those two rooms led to either the bedrooms or a single bathroom. The walls were decorated with pictures, mostly of the same two children throughout varied stages of their lives. There

were

portraits of the couple too, but the angle did not make it easy to piece together whether Louise's... claims were true.

Not that there was much time to dally on the pictures. Not when the apartment door was open, and their landlords were walking in. It was immediately clear who was who. The mother's back was turned towards them while she hung her scarf and hat on the coat hanger. From here, little else apart from her long, jet black hair could be inferred. The father had already taken off his coat. He was a muscular, middle-aged man who'd shaven most of the hair off his face. Their two kids were hurriedly kicking off their shoes.

"Good afternoon!" Louise stepped gently in front of Victor and waved at the new arrivals.

There were general, absent greetings from the two adults in the family, still shrugging off their outside clothes. The daughter, a girl who couldn't be older than sixteen, barely glanced at them. She kept her eyes on the phone, before marching off automatically to her room.

"Afternoon," she muttered absently.

"Manners, Bea!" chided her mother, still fumbling with her own parka. It was as if the world was intentionally withholding the sight of her body from Victor.

Their son was younger, still. Victor estimated he'd be eleven, at most. He gave them a shy wave, before retreating to his own room too.

"Don't go starting any of those games, Will," the father said gruffly. "We'll be having dinner soon."

Only then did the husband turn their way. Dark, unkind eyes narrowed on them both.

"Hi, Mr. Evans." Even Louise was speaking with a more subdued smile now.

"You're the new tenants, then," he said as he scanned them both. Louise noticeably dialed down her own bubbly personality as they were inspected. Victor knew it well enough that she did not enjoy having to do this. "Don't forget to pay your rent on time. Day one, every month."

He didn't linger there much longer, instead walking past the twins to head into the kitchen. Victor glanced uncertainly at Louise, only for her to shrug her shoulders with an eye roll of her own, as if to say 'He is not the reason I chose this place.'

"Mario says that to every tenant, but he'll warm up to you," said another voice.

Finally, the moment of truth arrived. When Victor took his eyes off Louise, their landlady was standing right in front of them.

His sister hadn't lied. The woman before him

was

busty. Bustier than Victor had dared to expect. She was curvy, a bit on the plump side, but with breasts that size, her belly could not really stand out at all. She had long, black hair that reached the middle of her back. Big, brown eyes stared at him without a shred of malice in them, while her lips were curved gently upwards even before she uttered another word. Her skin was milky, pale. Paler than his, even, not that it made her any less stunning.

Louise must have noticed his blush. Or the way he was staring. Or both. Victor was not usually

too

bad while talking to women, but things definitely changed when his sister knew he was into them. It made him feel... weird, even after the dozens of times she'd assured him it was illogical to feel that way. And unsurprisingly, guilt and attraction made for a relatively poor combination.

"Hi, Monika," Louise said with a smile, gladly taking the lead.

Monika's expression brightened up with familiarity as she recognized Louise. His sister emulated her gentle grin - Louise was

good

at social emulation. It must have been with the wife that she'd negotiated their contract.

"Hello there, Louise. It's so nice to see you again," their landlady finally spoke. She had a low, melodic voice, and her English had close to no accent.

Those expressive eyes landed on him at last.

"And you must be Victor. It is nice to meet you at last. Louise has told me a lot about you already!"

"Hello, Mrs. Evans." He lowered his head gently as they shook hands. Somehow, the prospect of Louise talking about him with their landlady in his absence did not make him feel at ease.

Monika tilted her head sideways with that same warm smile, seemingly unfazed by the living arrangements of two adult siblings.

"Please, feel free to ask for anything you need. I'm hoping we can all become one family while you stay with us."

"You're already the sweetest housemate we've ever had, Monika," Louise gave their Indian landlady an impish grin. When Victor glanced at her, she raised her brows with that same facial expression.

"Why thank you, Louise! That's such a wonderful thing to say. I'll be finishing our dinner in a few minutes. Would you care to join us? We'd love to get to know you both a little better."

Monika's hands went to her hips. She was definitely an attractive woman, in her own way. Sure, she would not turn heads or get catcalls on the street. But her bodily proportions and mature age, coupled with her hospitality and sweetness, gave her an appeal that he wasn't sure couldn't be pinned on mommy issues. Perhaps

that

was why Louise liked her so much too.

Victor's eyes swiveled upwards to hers. The last thing he wanted was to come across as a drooling moron after his first encounter with his landlady.

"Dinner sounds wonderful, Mrs. Evans," he decided to say.

"We'll just unpack more of our things in the meantime," Louise shot her brother an approving smile. "Join you in ten minutes?"

"Wonderful. I'll call you once the food's ready, though. No alarms needed."

With that, the landlady sidestepped them to head to the kitchen. Victor stepped back - too far, probably. But in fairness, there were two very valid reasons to make room for her, he reasoned internally.

As soon as they walked back into their room, and the door was safely closed behind them, Louise pushed him against the wall.

"See?" she asked with a grin, her whole body still leaning against his to pin him there. "Huge badoinkers!"

"I saw," Victor begrudgingly admitted. He already felt a blush overtaking him, and he had to avert his eyes from hers.

"God," Louise sighed dreamily, "I hope I grow up to be just like her."

"You

barely

eat at all, Lou," Victor said with a scolding tone. Truth being told, his eating habits were not much better than hers. But again, one of them had to at least

pretend

to be responsible, right? "And genetics are not on your side, either."

"Oh, let a girl dream, Vic." Louise finally stopped pinning him against the wall with her hands. Instead, she turned sideways and leaned on him, staring wistfully at the door. "So... what do you think? Best room we ever rented?"

"I really hope these walls are thick," he still grumbled, but his heart wasn't in it. It was difficult for Victor to feel sad or grumpy when his sister was clearly excited and happy. "Did you tell her we're siblings?"

Louise glanced up at him, her face close enough for him to feel the warmth of her breath. She shot him another one of her easy smiles.

"Come on, Victor," she teased. "I've learned my lesson since our last eviction. Besides, even if I hadn't, it's obvious just by looking at us."

Victor furrowed his brows and looked at the bed again.

"And she didn't ask about us needing only one room?"

"There's this thing called politeness, Vic. And Monika is polite, alright. Even if Mario and politeness are complete strangers."

"

That

didn't sound personal," he chuckled sarcastically.

"Look, why don't you focus on our lovely new housemate, huh? I saw you staring at her! Imagine scoring with a woman like

that

."

"You must be

trying

to speedrun getting us evicted," he chuckled.

"I'm

serious

!" Louise adopted a bratty pout. "We've never lived with a woman this hot."

Victor grabbed his sister's waist and turned things around. In a moment, Louise was the one pinned against the wall.

"So? You are awfully cocky for someone who's never seduced a soul."

Louise raised a brow at him, but said nothing. Her smirk said enough.

"Well... almost never," he corrected himself with an eye roll.

His hands were still on her waist, his thumbs caressing the sides of her belly. Victor had a hard time handling Louise roughly for too long - he liked her too much for that.

"Is it such a hard thing to just imagine railing Monika with me for a bit? I never said anything about

seducing

her. Although that

is

a wonderful idea..." Louise brought an index finger to her lips.

"Fine. I'm imagining myself railing Monika," Victor grumbled as he pressed his forehead against hers. "Now what? I'm horny, and I'm still Monikaless."

Louise bit her lip with a smirk.

"Same. But can you imagine how much

fun

we can have once dinner is over?"

"I'd be a lot happier with that fun if I knew the walls were thick, Lou," he snapped back, but without much bite in his tone.

A sudden knock on the door made Victor let go of Louise.

"Victor? Louise?" came their new landlady's voice. Victor felt an instant wave of relief when he noticed just how muffled she was on the other side of the door. "Dinner's ready!"

***

They ended up seated at the edge of the table, facing each other. Victor had noticed Louise's discomfort around Mario, and he'd taken the initiative to sit next to him.

That

had allowed Louise to sit next to Monika, but even her busty landlady wasn't welcoming enough draw out her usual bubbly self. Not with a killjoy like Mario taking up so much social space. Louise hated killjoys - they made her act as boring as them, usually under threat of ostracization.

She felt particularly lucky to have Victor then. She didn't envy how hard Victor overthought things, but she envied how well he could armor up in rooms like this.

"So what do you do for a living, anyway?" asked Mario, not even bothering to chew with his mouth closed.

"I'm an English teacher," Victor said. "We've been hired by the Old Jesuit College."

Louise had to smile. She

did

feel both proud and protected whenever her brother did well in social settings, even if she rarely verbalized it.

"OJC? Beatrice studies there too!" Monika remarked. Louise couldn't help but glance at her boobs every time their landlady shifted a little. A quick glance at Victor was enough for her to notice his brows creasing gently, a soft warning for her to rein in her horniness, if only a little.

Their daughter only shrugged, glancing absently at her phone, left idly to the right of her knife. The father downed his beer before speaking up again.

"Wait. '

We

've been hired?' What's

her

job?" He spoke roughly, clearly without thinking.

"My sister has a job there too, as a secretary. Actually, she's expected there next monday.

I

get to enjoy some summer vacations until the end," Victor explained with a smile.

"Huh."

Mario clearly seemed to be thinking. It was

him

. Only him keeping her from participating. From making people laugh, or smile, or blush. Louise knew she'd be a whole lot more fun if he just left. Alas, he was there, and he was about to say something rude. No doubts about that.

"So you both applied to work at the same place. That's a bit weird, right?"

"Mario." His wife tilted her head, frowning gently in disapproval.

"What? It's just weird, is all," he said without a hint of remorse. "

I

never tried to find a job where my brother works."

That's because your brother is nothing compared to mine, Louise thought. Sure, Victor had complained. He'd said it was too risky for them to share a workplace too. But she knew better. They could

behave

. This idea that they'd sneak off to the bathroom to mess around was childish! They'd spent most of their teenage years behaving in front of others, why would adulthood be any different?

"Well, we're twins," Victor said reasonably. "It's a bit difficult to explain it to outsiders, but we've learned to complement each other."

"More difficult than explaining how you two share a room?" Mario asked it with so much bluntness, his tone offended Louise almost as much as the words themselves.

Monika's frown deepened, but she didn't dare reprimand her husband again. Seeing Victor take a calm, deep breath before speaking made Louise relax a little, though. Her brother, for all his worrying, was well and truly made for moments like this. Perhaps

because

he thought about every single worst case scenario three times over.

"Actually, with the housing crisis going the way it's going, sharing a room tends to be the

easiest

thing people get about us," Victor chuckled lightly.

Monika joined in, while Louise opted to smile at her brother's joke. The tension lessened a little, but Mario didn't seem swayed by the humor. His face was still creased in that stupid, furrowed expression, like a caveman trying to figure out why the sun went away sometimes.

He

had

to be thinking about the sleeping arrangements. About them sharing only one bed. That was what their landlord

really

wanted to ask. Luckily, he seemed to lack the social finesse for it, and it seemed to Louise that his blunt manners had already made Monika quite displeased.

"Well, don't expect us to lower the rent anytime soon," he grumbled after a moment, turning back to his food. "Housing isn't the only thing getting more expensive."

"No worries, Mr. Evans. I wasn't trying to haggle," Victor said with a gentle smile. A smile more gentle than that troglodyte deserved, in Louise's opinion. "This paneer is delicious."

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