I sort of stole a line from a TV show which actually inspired this story. If you watch the show you'll recognize the line even though I changed it a bit. I love to hear from you so let me know if you like the story or even why you don't like it.
At almost 19 Brian was the youngest of three children. His sister Sarah was a year older at 20 and a college freshman. Katie was 23 and worked at a bank since she graduated college last spring. Brian had planned to also go to college but just as high school ended a year ago he broke up with Jennie, the girl he'd dated all through high school, so he decided to join the Marines to get away. Now he was home on leave and scheduled to go to Iraq in two weeks. He was sitting on the couch watching TV and really in a blue funk.
Katie arrived home from work early due to a computer problem at the bank and came in and sat beside Brian. Brian didn't say anything as he continued to stare blankly at the TV.
"Well", Katie said, "You seem less than cheerful today."
"I'm OK, I'm just thinking," he replied.
"What about? Anything I can do?"
He shifted uneasily in his seat. " It's just that I'm going overseas in a couple of weeks and I'm..."
"You're what? Are you nervous?"
Brian blushed, "No, that's not it. It's kinda personal."
Katie smile to reassure him, "I'm your sister, you can tell me anything."
"Some things are difficult to discuss especially with your sister," Brian said.
Her eyes widened, "Is this about sex?"
Brian choked. "Yeah, it sorta is."
"Let me guess," Katie smiled, "Haven't been laid lately?"
"Worse than that."
"What could be worse? Oh no, Are you still a virgin?"
Brian blushed again and stared at the carpet. "Yeah and if I go to Iraq I never will get laid."
Katie looked surprised, "You dated Jennie for four years and you never....?"
"That's why she broke up with me. She wants to wait until she's married."
"Wow, I was sure you two were getting busy all the time," replied an astonished Katie.
"You can believe I tried but I never even got a good feel."
Katie giggled, "Something has to be done. Your only hope in Iraq will be Miss Thumb and her four sisters."
"Ugh, I get enough of that already," Brian smiled at his sister.
"Maybe I should introduce you to a few of my easy friends."
"You have easy friends?"
She smiled at Brian and said "I have a few, one with low self esteem that will take her panties off for anyone that tells her she's pretty, an alcoholic friend that's one drink away from wearing you like a hat and another that will spread her legs for almost any hunk, even her own brother."
"You know someone that does her brother?"
Katie looked thoughtfully at Brian. "No, but she would if he asked."
"Do you really think you could fix me up with one of them?"
Katie giggled again. "We sure can't send you away in your condition."
Brian was excited, "Who is the one that you think would get it on with her brother?"
Katie said, "You seem awfully interested in incest. Does that mean you're ok with it?"