'So what's this about?'
I flopped down onto the couch as my parent's stood expectantly in the middle of the room.
'We'll tell you when your sister gets here. Where is she anyway- oh!'
Molly burst into the room and took a seat on the opposite end of the couch, tucking her long hair behind her ears as she straightened her back and placed her knees together. She always was a pro at acting the perfect daughter around them, especially when the possibility of us having done something wrong hung in the air.
'Okay, I guess we can start.'
My mum looked nervously at my dad. This was odd. Usually when we were in trouble they knew exactly what to launch into.
'Well, I guess first of all we'd like to thank you for looking after the place while we were away. It doesn't look like a bomb went off.'
Molly smiled smugly.
'I made sure we stayed on top of the mess.'
My parents had been away at a five day retreat. Though it wasn't a normal retreat, and not something I imagine many families would ever have to deal with.
'We appreciate it. And the retreat was lovely. And... um, well we didn't tell you before we left, but we wanted to try something different, so the place we went to was a... nudist retreat.'
We knew. We had looked up the name of the place. I mean a random five day retreat nowhere near a long weekend is either rehabilitation or something specific. We were just being responsible and showing out concern. Nothing more, of course.
But now it was my turn to show me acting skills.
'Ooooooh... Really? Woooow! That's, uh... different.'
Nailed it.
Molly shot me a glare before turning back to our parents.
'I would never have imagined you two doing something like that.'
'Gabriel suggested it, actually, and your father and I thought it might be fun to try.'
'The yoga douche?! Ugh, I would have rathered this be some form of midlife crisis then an idea from
him
.'
Mum pouted.
'We're not
that
old, thank you very much, and I don't see why you hate him so much. He's lovely when you get to know him.'
'Whatever. Well I'm happy you had a good time at your naked people resort, but if you'll excuse me-'
'Hold on! We're not finished yet.'
'Hmm?' Molly swayed on her toes, mid-step, before letting herself fall back onto the couch. 'What is it?'
'Well... this is difficult to ask, but your father and I, uh... Well we found that we really enjoyed it and we met some people there who do it at home...'
'Whoa, what are you suggesting?'
Mum took a deep breath.
'We want to become nudists at home, too. There's something so liberating and natural about it. It feels so right to just be in my skin.'
'Mum! Please! We don't need to know everything!'
'Fine. But we won't be wearing clothes at home from now on, so you'll have to get used to it.'
'Are you serious?' I spluttered. 'This is insane.'
'We're very serious,' Dad said, speaking for the first time. 'And while I pay the bills, I set the dress code. Look, this is something your mother and I want to try. If it doesn't stick, then we can go back to how things were.'
'This isn't like trying a vegan kick. It'll be weird.'
'Oh, come on. It's just the human body. What are they teaching you in sex ed these days? It's a beautiful thing. You just need to feel more comfortable in your own.'
Molly grinned at me smugly.
'I think it'll be fine. You can just stay in your room all day if you really can't handle it.'
I couldn't believe she was sucking up to them in a time like this.
'Excellent,' Mum cheered. 'Well, we don't have to be the only ones. If you both feel up to it, you can join us.'
'What?!' Molly and I echoed.
'Uh, uh. You don't have to say anything now. Think on it. We'll start tomorrow morning. You have until then to decide. Trust me, try it and I'm sure you'll come around to it in no time like we did.'
With that they exited the room, leaving us both speechless and Molly noticeably less smug.
~
There wasn't anything to think over. Obviously my answer was no. I instead spent most of the night thinking about how I would survive the next few weeks until they grew tired of this and moved onto their next adventure.
As I laid down to sleep my mind was filled with thoughts of what would come. The awkwardness that was sure to ensue. The whiplash I would suffer when I found myself face to face with my naked dad. All the alternate ways though the house if I needed to avoid whatever room they were in.
And yet, I couldn't help but think of some of the other sights that this would bring. I mean, I hadn't really noticed that much, nor given much thought to it... In fact, most of this is based of comments my friends had made. But my mum wasn't exactly lacking in the breast department. She was probably a DD cup, something which I guess ran strong in our family as Molly was at least a D cup. The thought of seeing those tomorrow was... kind of an exciting prospect. I mean, if one good thing was to come from this, then it all might be worth it.
And so I fell asleep nursing one of my least proud boners.
The next morning I stayed in bed for a while. I could hear my parents roaming around the house, but I couldn't go out and face them. It would surely be too awkward.
However, in the end, my bladder betrayed me and I slunk from my bed to peak into the hallway. It was clear. I made it to the bathroom with no trouble and, one piss later, left feeling like I was one step closer to surviving the day.
Or not. I had forgotten how loud the toilet's flush would be in my stealthy plan.
'Blake? Are you finally up?' Mum called from the kitchen.
'Uh...'
'I made breakfast if you're hungry.'
I was. The smell of freshly cooked bacon wafted up to me. Was it worth it? I could just grab some cereal at... whatever time they left the kitchen and adjacent areas... probably sometime before lunch. Ah, and then there was lunch. And dinner. The more I thought about it, the less likely it seemed avoidable.
With a defeated sigh, I headed toward the kitchen.
'Ah, there you are- Aw, you didn't want to give it a try?' She frowned at my pyjamas. 'Don't worry. Whenever you feel like joining us you can. Now, dig in.'
She spun around and carried a tray of toast over to the breakfast table. I, on the other hand, stood frozen. My mouth surely agape. It had only been a few seconds and I had already been treated to an eyeful of her naked breasts and ass. Her breasts had been even better than I had imagined last night. They were so full and round, wobbling freely with every little movement she made. Even now, as she leant across the table, they hung in magnificent form. Poking out from each was a thick, fat nub of a nipple. Far larger than I would have guessed. I suppose her bra hid most of their presence.
To my chagrin, I could feel myself getting hard at the sight.
What's wrong with me
, I thought before sitting down at the table to hide it before it made a tent in my, thankfully, baggy pyjama pants.
I kept my eyes set firmly on the table before me as Mum turned and headed back to the kitchen counter. My life going forward would take the fortitude of a monk to survive.
'Good morning!' I heard my sister call as she entered the kitchen.
For a second I was relieved to see at least one other sane person, but that was short lived.
Molly stood in the entranceway to the kitchen as naked as the day she was born.
'Oh sweetie! I'm so proud of you!'
Mum rushed over and pulled her into a hug. A naked hug. My naked mother and sister pressing their naked bodies against each other. DD cup breasts squishing into D cup breasts, all the supple side boob spilling out under their arms. Fuck! My boner is never going to go away!
'Oh sweetie, you're going to love this, I promise!'
'Thanks, mum. It's all a bit foreign at the moment.'