Thank you for reading my story. Please enjoy, love Mica xx
Jack is nineteen and still lives at home with his dad Paul and me, Mica. Paul works away sometimes, and so there are times when it is just Jack and I at home. Today is one of those times. But today is not an ordinary one of those times.
Paul had bought tickets for a dinner and cabaret at Napoleons Ballroom in town. The tickets were hard to come by and can't be changed or refunded. I found this out today when Paul was called unexpectedly away to East Anglia, a long drive down the M1 and turn left before you hit Milton Keynes, and I rang Napoleons to rearrange.
"I am sorry madam, but this tickets cannot be refunded or exchanged," said the smooth flunky on the phone, "perhaps madam could gift them to a friend who could use them instead."
Well, madam had no intention of missing the show, and if they couldn't move madam to another night, then madam would damn well see the show tonight.
"Jack," I called when I got off the phone.
"What?" He yelled back.
"We are going out tonight."
"What? What going out, I have plans mum." He had come down stairs and was standing in the doorway in his T-shirt and underpants.
"Change them. We are going out to dinner."
"What dinner, where?"
"Your dad and I were going out to dinner at Napoleons, only he has been called away, so you are going to be my date. You are about Pauls size, so you can wear his tux."
He sighed. "Okay mum, how are we getting there, can I drive?"
"Uber. So no you can't drive, there will be alcohol, so, no driving for either of us. We need to leave at seven thirty, so you need to shower and shave, sooner rather than later."
Jack turned and left. He would be using the family bathroom, I would use the ensuite. I grabbed a glass of water and went upstairs. There would be a lot of alcohol later and I wanted to be hydrated.
I heard Jack fussing in the bathroom, so I went through Paul's wardrobe and found his Tuxedo, dress shirt and bow tie. I walked through to Jacks room to put on the bed and came face to face with a very naked nineteen year old who I thought was in the shower.
I carried on without looking too often at his rather large penis. Once seen, you can't unsee it. Oh my goodness.
"Right, here is your dad's tux, shirt and tie. I am sure that you have socks and shoes that you can wear. I brushed past my son and put the clothes on his bed, turned around, brushed past him again and went into my bedroom.
Goodness, my heart was a flutter as they say. Well now, he is a big boy. I knew he was not small, but I had only ever seen the bulge in his pants, and that obviously hid his real size. 'Crumbs I hope it takes it easy with his girlfriends' I thought.
I had a long pale blue dress to wear. It was off the shoulder and so no bra, but I had nipple pasties to use. Shoes would be my Christian Louboutain black pumps. I had a matching black clutch that would be big enough for some cash, credit card, door key, lips salve and a few tissues.
I stripped and as I went to my ensuite, I realised that I had left my bedroom door open, I must remember to close it when I came out of the shower. I walked into the shower and set it for rain spray on the lower rose. I didn't want to get my hair wet, and although I had a shower cap, they were not infallible.
I turned my back to the shower and rubbed shaving gel on my mons and surrounds, grabbed my venus lady shave and smoothed myself, made sure no stragglers or spiky bits. It wouldn't matter tonight of course, I was going with my son and he was hardly likely to find out if I had shaved or not, but it was my routine, and I hate altering a routine.
I bent my knees slightly and aimed the shower rose upwards to rinse away any shaving gel, and as it always does it tickled, small electric jolts shooting from my crotch. I gasped one of those little gasps that should only be heard in intimate company. Luckily, or not, I was alone.
I applied washing gel to my scrunchie and gave myself a good lathering, finishing with another of those little gasp inducing rinses. I turned off the shower removed my shower cap and squeegeed off as much water as I could before I got out of the shower.
I patted myself dry and went into the bedroom to apply my makeup. I put a towel on my dresser stool and sat down to do my makeup before I went anywhere near my clothes. A little foundation and some blusher, and a highlighter for my cheeks. Eye shadow, blue to match my dress, but only a smear, not 1970's ABBA style, and then mascara.
I did my nails a bright Ferrari red and sat with them under the dryer for a few minutes, then a top coat and then another few minutes drying. I looked in the mirror and was pleased with what I saw. Excellent.
I looked at my watch, still time, so diamond earrings that Paul bought me when we were in Dubai a couple of years ago, and a drop sapphire pendant necklace that would harmonise with my dress.
I slipped on my nude colour no visible lines panties and stepped into my dress. Oh no, that would not do, I had my doubts and they were confirmed. This dress showed my pantie line very clearly, and in the lights of the Napoleon, it would be even worse. The panties came off. I used the tit tape and stuck my pasties over my nipples and stepped back into my dress.
I stepped back and looked in the mirror. Perfect. No one could see that I wasn't wearing underwear. Excellent. Admittedly my boobs were a little low, but, then I am in my forties, they aren't going to be under my chin like a teenager's.
"How are you doing?" I called to Jack, "are you dressed yet?"
"Yes, but I can't do this bloody tie."
I went through to his bedroom, "let me look."
His dad's clothes actually fitted quite well, considering.
"Your shirt seems bunched in your trousers. I will stand behind you, you undo your trousers, I will hold them and you flatten your shirt tails down into your trousers, then you can do your trousers up again. As I stood behind him, I realised that we were standing directly in front of his mirror. Oh well, he had underpants on.
Jack undid his trousers and I opened the waist so he could push his shirt tails down.
"Jack," I exclaimed, "why the hell aren't you wearing pants?" His penis was readily on view.
"Because they dig in underneath in these trousers and were bloody uncomfortable."
"Well I can hardly give you any of mine, they want a flat front, not a shaped one." The best words I could find, ladies pants did not expect a huge penis in them. "Pull your shirt tails down as far as they go, and then we will do up your trousers and see how it looks."
To be honest, I couldn't exactly chide him for no pants when I wasn't wearing any myself. Tails down, trousers refixed and I stepped back.
"Turn around, let me look."
"Yes that is fine. Don't forget a handkerchief, just in case. Now come here and let me tie your bow tie."
I can easily do up a bow tie on someone else, I often do Paul's, but it does mean standing quite close, basically inside the wearers personal space. I was close to him and his perfume was quite strong. It always amused me that the young felt it necessary to cover themselves in so much perfume. Less is more. I straightened the tie around his neck, made the one side longer and tied the bow. I was aware that my breasts were pressing against him as I evened up the bow, and usually it would be my husband and I wouldn't even notice, but, today it wasn't and I did.
"Right, put the jacket on, let's look at you."
My he looked handsome; a younger softer Paul stood before me. "You'll have all the ladies swooning Jack, just remember you're with me," I laughed.
I went back to my room, sat on my stool and slipped my pumps on, I hoped Jack had decent shoes, his preferred trainers would not cut the mustard tonight. I stood and looked in the mirror again, turning this way and that. I nodded my head, very satisfied with what I saw. Paul would have been very proud of me tonight.
I went downstairs, double checked that all the doors and windows were shut and locked and turned to the front as Jack came down.
"Are they your dad's patent shoes baby?" I asked.
"Yes, none of mine were good enough so I found these."
Well that was embarrassing. In the same box as Paul's patent shoes were our intimate toys, the ones you never want anyone to find, the ones you don't keep in the bedside drawer. Oh my.
"Okay, do they fit okay, they look good."
"Perfect fit mum."
I heard a car horn, "The Uber is here, come on, let's go."
When we got out at Napoleon's, Jack slipped his arm through mine and escorted me to the door. He gave the greeter our names and we were asked to wait a moment.