It could be said that the trouble began the night of the graduation party, but it really extended back to the days of Kyle's puberty. He had been in trouble of various kinds for all his high school years, and his mother, Leanne, had always been there to get him out of it. Kyle had been a lovely child, but his awakening hormones made him almost impossible to live with, and the tension between him and his parents had been at a high level for years. Leanne's mission in life had been to get her kid through high school, and then out of their lives when he graduated. She was worn down by the effort, as her husband Bud gradually lost the interest or stomach for the chore.
Leanne Marie Hughes threw the small graduation party as much to celebrate the end to her own trials as to mark what was probably the end to Kyle's educational career. She was about to wash her hands of her large handful of a son, and that was cause for celebration.
The evening of the party, as she came out of the hall bathroom headed back to the kitchen, Kyle was there.
"Hey, Mom. What a great party." He hugged her and she gave a half-hearted response.
"Oh, don't thank me. I'm celebrating my own freedom, now that I've gotten you through school. I guess you'll be out on your own soon, which is probably for the best." She wanted to add, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."
Kyle was not upset in the least by that. He grinned in her face as he held her against the wall. She was sure he'd sneaked some booze or other drugs into the party. Nothing new there.
"Cool. Well, before I take off, I'll be hanging around this summer to get my shit together."
"I thought you and those two 'friends' of yours were off on an adventure. What happened to that idea?" she asked.
"Yeah, well, Chuck and Dave are still going. At the end of summer they're gonna come back for me. There's still some stuff I wanna do here in town."
"Like what?"
Kyle grinned and fingered the collar on her blouse as if to look down her cleavage.
"I wanna see those tits before I go."
"That's my boy," she thought. "Crass and provocative as ever. I will be so glad to see him leave for good!"
"Never gonna happen, loser," Leanne retorted, brushing his hand away.
He paused, staring into her face at close range. "What would it take for you to give me a peek at your tits?"
She played along with the banter. She was used to his outrageous talk and not giving this creep any advantage by acting shocked. She'd hit him where it hurt.
"Oh, you'd have to stay out of trouble, for one thing. You'd have to stay sober, get a job, go to work every day, help pay for your room and board, get into a college this fall, start acting like a man, keep your shit cleaned up, stay away from those two whores you invited into my house. In other words, there's no way."
"I can do that," Kyle replied. He turned and walked back down the hall and out to the patio, where the party continued. Leanne shook it off and went back in the kitchen to restock the snacks.
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When it got to be 11 o'clock the following Monday, with no sign of Kyle, Leanne decided to go to his room and harass him. No sense in making this summer too easy for him. But she was surprised to find that he was not there. As she looked around, she was astonished to see the room was tidy.
Kyle returned at dinner time, cleanly dressed and shaven. When she asked him where he'd been, his answer shocked her.
"Looking for a job. There's not a lot out there for me, but I did get a good feeling about this landscape job. I had to feed them some shit about how I'd used lawn mowers and weed whackers since I was 10. But how hard could it be?"
"Are you kidding? You know how hard working outdoors in the heat is? You won't last 10 minutes," Bud told his son.
"I'll get a hat," Kyle said, smiling.
Two days later, Kyle began his landscaping career. For four solid weeks, he was up early and out to work. At the end of the first week, Leanne found an envelope addressed to her on the kitchen table. It contained cash and a note from Kyle about his room and board. Every week from then on, she found a new envelope.
Periodically, Leanne peeked into his room, and it was always spotless. In the evenings, he was mostly by himself in his room. She never got a hint that he was drinking or getting in trouble. Of all the bizarre behavior Kyle had ever exhibited, this change was the most troubling.
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Saturday's were Bud's golf days, without fail. He was ten years older than Leanne, which hadn't seemed to matter much when they got married, but Bud was over 50 now, and his romantic inclinations had taken a hit. He seemed more interested in clubbing a small white ball to death than in rolling around in bed with his wife. That left Leanne with needs that weren't being met, except by her own hand.
This particular Saturday morning, Kyle found his mom on the couch, thumbing through a magazine. He sat down on the hassock in front of her, moving her feet to the floor.
"So, whadda you think I want now?" he said. Kyle had a way of starting a conversation in the middle.
Leanne stared, trying to decipher him. Finally, she said, "Pardon me?"
"Come on. I keep my room clean, I got a job, I contribute, I haven't gone out drinking. You said if I did all that stuff you'd show me your tits. So, let's see 'em."
She was flabbergasted. He'd said shocking things to her routinely for years, but he really wasn't kidding this time. He actually expected her to open her blouse and expose her breasts, right here on the couch. She collected her wits and fought back.
"I never said that. I never promised to show you anything. That was not a serious conversation. You'd been drinking. Besides, I think I mentioned you getting into college." That last one would clinch it, she thought.
"Done. Remember when you applied to La Mancha College for me? Well, it turns out, they have a small program for misfits and bad boys. Some kind of sociological experiment. They figure I qualify as a bad boy. I start in late August. Turns out they'll let almost anybody go there."
"My god," she thought. "That was a Hail Mary application. I never thought he'd have a chance at that one."
Kyle was looming over her, his hands on the edge of the couch as he leaned in, inches from his mother's face. His knees were outside of hers, and she felt a bit trapped.
"You're no prude," he continued. "I know you've been to nude beaches in your life. I'll bet you've sunbathed topless. You've showed off your boobs to rank strangers. And those breasts of yours were made for me, anyway. I've seen them as a baby. You nursed me on those, remember? What could it hurt to show 'em to me again?"
"Don't let him intimidate you!" her brain screamed. She had made a career of giving him as good as she got. She took the offensive, hoping a bluff would shame and embarrass him.
"Okay, you nasty baby boy. You can see Mommy's titties, just this once. You cannot grab them, you cannot brag to your friends, and this will not be repeated. I guess you're not man enough to find a woman for yourself, so you have to stare at your Mommy, you titty baby. Well, here you go." She paused to see if he would blink, but he didn't.
Reluctantly, Leanne raised her T-shirt, reached behind her and unclasped her bra, lifting the cups over her medium sized breasts. She sat defiant, daring him to say something disparaging about her middle aged mammaries. She fully expected ridicule or crudeness from this kid she'd given birth to.
But Kyle had no words for her. No childish grin. He looked appreciatively. Then, turning his head to the side, he hugged her breasts to his cheek. He stayed that way for what seemed to her a long time. The gesture was so sweet that Leanne put her hands gently to his back and other cheek, patting her son softly.
Kyle pulled back, giving her chest another appreciative look. Without looking in her face, he stood, mumbling "Thanks, Mom", and walked toward the hallway and his bedroom.